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Skyy God 03-29-2023 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Cooper (Post 16880574)
It seems like there's way more hot blondes than actual jobs available at that level. Though I suppose she can be a reporter at college games also.
Local news is a meat grinder. Bad hours/pay/etc.

Filters out the casuals.

Dante84 03-29-2023 02:53 PM
She's too masculine for me. The husky/deep voice, broad shoulders and muscles has me thinking she would always fake punch me in the kitchen just to see if I'd flinch.

On the couch at night I feel like she'd man-spread her knees and not leave me any room to rest my legs.

I feel like she'd call me "bro" a lot and chug milk from the carton.

I feel like she'd never let me use my smoker because she'd always be using it.

loochy 03-29-2023 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 16880944)
She's too masculine for me. The husky/deep voice, broad shoulders and muscles has me thinking she would always fake punch me in the kitchen just to see if I'd flinch.

On the couch at night I feel like she'd man-spread her knees and not leave me any room to rest my legs.

I feel like she'd call me "bro" a lot and chug milk from the carton.

I feel like she'd never let me use my smoker because she'd always be using it.

WTF are you talking about?

Coochie liquor 03-29-2023 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16880488)
Aren’t you supposed to be banned for lying about taking a hoe to Belize?
Wait…. How’d I miss the conclusion of the Belize saga? What happened? Aside from him lying?

Dante84 03-29-2023 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 16880953)
WTF are you talking about?
I'm talking about Hayley Lewis not being my type because she's too masculine for me.



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Skyy God 03-29-2023 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 16880963)
I'm talking about Hayley Lewis not being my type because she's too masculine for me.



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I like it.

Like a Kathleen Turner but hot.

Dante84 03-29-2023 03:18 PM
You'll hear no kink-shaming from me. To each their own.

I just feel like I would be expected to make her snacks & lemonade while she's in the garage changing out the brakes on both our cars.

alpha_omega 03-29-2023 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 16880944)
...The husky/deep voice.....
Not sure about the other points, but this one is right on.

Prison Bitch 03-29-2023 03:29 PM
Any nudes leak ?

Surely some IT dork on here can brute force hack her IPhone

KCUnited 03-29-2023 03:37 PM
When she was reporting in KC she reminded me a bit of Pamela Anderson meets Lindsey Vonn but now that she's leaving I'm picking up strong Four Horseman era Lex Luger vibes from her

AdolfOliverBush 03-29-2023 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 16881050)
When she was reporting in KC she reminded me a bit of Pamela Anderson meets Lindsey Vonn but now that she's leaving I'm picking up strong Four Horseman era Lex Luger vibes from her
Brooke Pryor meets Jason Whitlock

ralittleus 03-29-2023 03:45 PM
biggest loss of the offseason

New World Order 03-29-2023 03:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 16880963)
I'm talking about Hayley Lewis not being my type because she's too masculine for me.



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She sounds like she digs chicks

MarkDavis'Haircut 03-29-2023 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16880961)
Wait…. How’d I miss the conclusion of the Belize saga? What happened? Aside from him lying?
A poster accepted his offer.

Cave refuses to pony up his evidence.

Thus, by the terms of the agreement, he should be banned.

Titty Meat 03-29-2023 03:56 PM
Her nose does look like some botched plastic surgery tho


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