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Who wins in a fight? *THE MAIN EVENT* BEP vs Katipan (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=348426)

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 16908684)

Then I wiped my pussy on the Dan Gable statue.

I'll take "What's a Sentence I Never Thought I'd Read on CP" for a $1,000, Alex. ROFLROFL

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 16908709)

Two different cat fight videos posted in here. Men still living in the stone age thinking women can't fight without just batting claws?

I was visualizing more of a praying mantis mating ritual, tbh.

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 16908709)

Two different cat fight videos posted in here. Men still living in the stone age thinking women can't fight without just batting claws?

Life ain't roller derby, sugar tits. It's a known fact that your average woman can't fight without pulling hair and scratching at someone's eyes. Hell, most average men can't fight for shit either.

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 16908536)

They enter the ring with BEP watching some random video from the Gateway Pundit shouting "Bolshevik, Bolshevik, Bolshevik" at the top of her lungs and Katipan carrying a bag of edibles and a fistful of Funyans.

When the fight starts, BEP starts talking shit about being in shape due to her non-GMO, gluten free diet and how she has Sicilian blood pumping through her veins. Katipan replies that she studied under Mr. Miagi himself telling BEP to perpare herself for both the Crane Technique and the Drum Technique. BEP lunges at Katipan swinging the rolling pin like she is getting ready to whip up some macaroons, but Katipan deftly steps to the side and unties BEP's apron. BEP gets her feet caught in the apron strings and falls down which gives Katipan the opportunit to jump on top of her reverse cowgirl style and punch BEP right in her baby tunnel. BEP, being the annoying, dry bitch she is, immediately has an orgasm from physical contact to her clam's casino and Katipan spins around (I assume she is a spinner) and beats BEP to death with the rolling pin BEP dropped in her fit of pleasure. Katipan then shoves the ninja star up BEP's ass while she screams "here's your strawman, bitch!"

A wise man once said:

1. Never get into a land war in Asia
2. Never match wits with a Sicilian with death on the line

There would have to be some battle of wits first before the brawl.

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 16908684)

I won the Main Street Christmas Window contest with a beautiful hand painted Santa dragging drowning elves in a boat down Main St.

Right after Waterloo flooded.

Then I wiped my pussy on the Dan Gable statue.

I'm sure our fight-hosting George Brett statue has never been more excited for a brawl now.

I think I'm going to check out the Dan Gable statue tonight.

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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 16908743)

I think I'm going to lick the Dan Gable statue tonight.

FYP

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 16908709)

Two different cat fight videos posted in here. Men still living in the stone age thinking women can't fight without just batting claws?

Those cat fight videos might be the least sexist things in this thread. BEP was given a roller pin for a weapon FFS.

is both of them being disqualified for having cocks an option???

double DQ via D

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 16908778)

Those cat fight videos might be the least sexist things in this thread. BEP was given a roller pin for a weapon FFS.

Well exactly what else is she qualified to use!?!! Next thing you know people are going to start suggesting that these two both drive themselves to the fight arena.

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 16908684)

Then I wiped my pussy on the Dan Gable statue.

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The ref would ask BEP If she is ready to fight and she would and answer”I don’t do questions “and their fight would never start.

Between the covers of the notebook is a blister pack of 6 freshly packed cherry turnovers. Katipan is high as **** with the munchie's stalks closer and kindly asks if she may have as she missed breakfast. Bep holds out the blister pack and tells her to please enjoy and we will start the match after you have finished. As Kat is peering into the package to pick out a plump turnover Bep with one swing of the rolling pin behind her back crushes the back of Katipans skull. As Kat lays in a heap on the ground in a pool of blood and brains Beps driver emerges with a silver service of a hot steaming pot of tea. He pours Bep a hot cup of tea Bep dips a corner of Cherry Danish into the tea and has a bite. Katipan lies twitching on the ground below what's left of her head and has one of Beps high heeled feet resting on it. Like a Trophy hunter posing with the game she just dispatched.

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Originally Posted by Monticore (Post 16908849)

The ref would ask BEP If she is ready to fight and she would and answer”I don’t do questions “and their fight would never start.

I'll tell ya who does do questions: donger.