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ptlyon 06-26-2023 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16994948)
I’m serious…have you had one check your prostrate with their finger up your ass?
Keep out of this billay
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Nope. A boy can dream...

seclark 06-26-2023 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16994950)
Nope. A boy can dream...
Okay, that’s cool because it’s a terrible thing to experience.
Especially if you have a ruptured appendix that’s gone septic.
But there’s reasons to do it just like squeezing your nuts, looking for tumors and shit.
Take the ****in tests and live longer my friend.
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ptlyon 06-26-2023 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16994969)
Okay, that’s cool because it’s a terrible thing to experience.
Especially if you have a ruptured appendix that’s gone septic.
But there’s reasons to do it just like squeezing your nuts, looking for tumors and shit.
Take the ****in tests and live longer my friend.
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It's not like I'm against it. I'm just not doing the leg work for the shit they're being paid to do. F em.

DaFace 06-26-2023 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16994977)
It's not like I'm against it. I'm just not doing the leg work for the shit they're being paid to do. F em.
While I appreciate the sentiment, their financial consequences for losing your business are far lower than your potential health consequences for never getting it done and wishing you had. Our medical system requires you to be proactive a lot of the time, as frustrating as it is.

seclark 06-26-2023 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16994977)
It's not like I'm against it. I'm just not doing the leg work for the shit they're being paid to do. F em.
We’re good
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ptlyon 06-26-2023 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 16994979)
While I appreciate the sentiment, their financial consequences for losing your business are far lower than your potential health consequences for never getting it done and wishing you had. Our medical system requires you to be proactive a lot of the time, as frustrating as it is.
We'll give it another shot here in a couple of months. The roid needs some obedience training anyway.

Buddy Rich 06-26-2023 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 16994979)
While I appreciate the sentiment, their financial consequences for losing your business are far lower than your potential health consequences for never getting it done and wishing you had. Our medical system requires you to be proactive a lot of the time, as frustrating as it is.
This x a million

scho63 06-26-2023 01:58 PM
"Who’s had a colonoscopy?"

With or without a doctor. I need some clarification...........

Otter 06-26-2023 02:27 PM
I think DC is becoming more of a joy to visit than the lounge.

dirk digler 06-26-2023 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Son of Logical (Post 16994874)
I was an Endoscopy RN for 4 years. 100% of what that MD said sounds wrong. Cologuard is an "ok" diagnostic tool, but it is not the gold standard by any means. There are false negatives a lot with that test. If you are 50+ you need a colonoscopy, end of sentence. If its clear then you don't have to get one for another 10 years (depending on family history.) As you age your risk goes up not down. Once you hit 85 you don't have to get them anymore because colon cancers grow very slowly, and the probability is you will pass away before a cancer would grow.
Thanks and I will make sure to tell him I need one. I thought it sounded strange when he said that and I don't think I misunderstood him.

In regards to Cologuard I have read there is alot of false positives but haven't heard much about false negatives. Thanks for the info

Mecca 06-26-2023 03:23 PM
How about a colostomy, who's had one of those?

Passepartout 06-26-2023 07:50 PM
Had my first last September 7th! Had to fast about. Will have to do it in five years.

Rain Man 06-26-2023 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 16995275)
How about a colostomy, who's had one of those?
I'm always very careful when I check in for my colonoscopy that I don't accidentally say I'm there for a colostomy.

dlphg9 06-26-2023 11:23 PM
What kind of sensations did you feel? Did you do anything that made it more pleasurable to your doc?

Easy 6 06-27-2023 05:22 AM
I went with ColoGuard instead, it achieves the same thing with a lot less hassle... just poop in a cup and send it off to the lab, 99% accuracy


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