Oxymoron: "Something interesting I read on Facebook."

"And I say, you must ask the woman for the ****ing, and if she says no, it must be that you kick her out and bring in other women who are liking the ****ing and the making of the sandwiches. Also, always be seeking the finest of the boobies and nicest of asses. If they are quiet at all times except in times of lovemaking it is of the bonus. Marry not the Asian women, who looketh hot, but after 40 do not. If it has been six months since your shaft has seen paradise, seek out the mother/daughter chicken ranch melt immediately. "