It appears I'm going to be too old to enjoy the only enjoyable parts of this scenario, so I really hope I don't live to see this.

Dad, that u?

If I'm about 90 when the bombs drop I want a front row seat to the fireworks show.

But I'll probably choke to death on a piece of chicken or something.

The afterlife is a room with a computer and the only website you can access is CP.

Just make sure you made a reservation first.

So basically no change for me.

As a true believer in Jesus Christ our Savior, I do not fear death because I know there is life after death that will be greater than my life on earth. As stated in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life." Study the Bible to understand God's truths which will lead to believing in Jesus and you too will not fear your earthly death.

Does the server still suck in the Afterlife?

Hopefully we can pull a Packers and draft another elite QB a year or 2 before Mahomes retires so he can step in and keep the ride going

Yup, Daface is our very own Sisyphus. He's stuck fixing our shit eternally in the afterlife.

Oh gentle death, sweet, gracious, beautiful, strong, rich, precious, death. I find, O death, but one fault in thee, thou art too sparing of thyself to him who desires thee, and too ready for him who shuns thee; yet I see that thou dost all things, according to the will of God, which is without fault; but our irregular appetites do not correspond, for if they did so, they would rest on the divine will, in peace and silence, as death itself does, and we should have no more choice than if we were already dead and buried.-St. Catherine of Genoa

Personally death can't come soon enough. Then again I always feel this way in the offseason. LMAO

I’d delay death if the Chiefs can follow that model.

But if the Chiefs replace Mahomes with a piece of shit like Brodie Croyle… I’d embrace death.

I become more at ease with the idea of dying the older I get. I'm fairly comfortable with the idea right now, but will almost certainly fear the moment when it comes. It's one of the mercies of life that we become more comfortable with death as we get old.

As someone else pointed out with NDEs and reincarnation, I feel pretty confident that death is not the end of everything. I actually look forward to the experience of moving to the next stage, but I'm not so eager to try it out.

Same way I feel about taxes.