Peyton Manning won with the 30th ranked defense? Wow. Didn't realize that.

THE LEAGUE IN TORUBLE

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;He&#39;s going to have one of those years where we say: &#39;This dude is something else.&#39;&quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/89JonesNTAF?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@89JonesNTAF</a> expects BIG things from Patrick Mahomes <a href="https://t.co/Tzc1ZFI1qx">pic.twitter.com/Tzc1ZFI1qx</a></p>&mdash; The Facility (@TheFacilityFS1) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFacilityFS1/status/1830986337358397784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 3, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This is points per drive. They're defense ranked 23 in points allowed, but also that was also the year of the Bob. Bob Sanders played in week 1, 2, 8, and 12 of the regular season and then was healthy the entire playoff run. He had 22 tackles, 2 ints, 1 TFL, 4 PDs, and a FF. That Colts team allowed 22.5 ppg during the regular season, but with Bob back and healthy in the playoffs they allowed 8 points to our Chiefs, 6 points to the shit birds, 34 to the Patriots, and 17 to the Bears in the SB. That's only 16.3 ppg.

That year Peyton really tried to **** it up, too. In those 4 games he had a 63.4 comp %, 1034 yds, a whooping 3 TDs, and 7 ****ing INTs and 1 FL. The Colts won the SB that year despite Manning shitting his pants in the playoffs again. He was carried by his team in that Broncos SB win, too. A 55.4 comp %, 539 yds, 2 TDs, 1 int and 2 lost fumbles in 3 games is pathetic as ****. If you tally up his SB winning post seasons you get a guy that played 7 games and only had 5 passing TDs and 11 turnovers.

The guy was just outright unstoppable during the regular season, but when it came down to playing in the playoffs vs the big dogs he just constantly shit himself.

I think that might be a little over the top, but I'm in. LET US, LET US DO IT NOW!

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Taylor Lewan on Get Up today looks unrecognizable.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWyscUMW...jpg&name=large

It’s Dirk Diggler on roids

They played out of their ****ing minds in the playoffs.

It was because of Bob Sanders. Peyton did everything he could to lose in the post season, which was pretty normal for Peyton. The guy was probably the best QB ever, not named Patrick Mahomes, in the regular season. When the playoffs rolled around he turned into a steaming pile of shit. The guy couldn't handle the pressure.

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DAL being on TV so much makes them easy to dislike them.

way too early in the season for nick to be doing coke

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