Nope not me.

Chicken -n- Dumplings
Sweet Potatoes
Dressing
Turkey which makes 4 but that's what I'll eat and probably a couple Devilled Eggs as well.

Dude wants to **** my supposed colostomy hole, I mean... thats pretty cereal

Seems unwarranted to rational people, right?

Hmm, I'll go with ...

Water mains - indispensable in modern society.
Main Street - I like going to small towns and walking around the stores.
Actress Laura Main, who seems reasonably next-door cute: https://www.tvinsider.com/people/laura-main/

I will smack you straight in your mouth, lol

I mean, nobody ever said anything about ****ing... who's the weirdo now.

Mom went all out for some fresh pack cranberries, but I'm still wanting turkey, stuffing and GBC as my top 3

Why can't you just thank him for the compliment?

You really do despise me, and I'm ok with that... you're the weirdo, jackoff

Nah, but you're super sensitive and will almost always turn the most innocent of jokes into some bullshit drama, so it's fun to **** with you.... Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm going to get responses along the lines of "what the **** is wrong with you?" (a lot of things)

But my answer is turkey stuffing and green bean casserole

Just look at it neutrally folks, Bearscat has been needling this thread for no good reason at all... its just a simple, no politics no angle needed and straightforward thread

Tell us about your top three dishes, let Bearscat go get ****ed

**** YOU, NERD

Ham
Buttered Rolls
Beer

Turkey, Real Mashed potatoes, Grandmas egg noodles as gravy.