Bruises fade, broken bones mend, but madness is everlasting.

"It takes all kinds"

"Better out than in"

1/ Life is all about experiences.

2/ If it's worth being done, it's worth being done right.

3/ Often times the worst thing that happens is they say "no."

I have met you and I respect you. Don't be BWillie on this one.

(I am not implying that this is a serious conversation, because it clearly is not. But you're better than this after your journeys through the advertising world. Be that wisdom guy and share real shit you've learned along with the funnies.)

Don't ever meet up with a chick who just has a face pic online. Well you can but just make sure you take her to a buffet.

Unless belly buttons...

1) Nobody gives a shit about you except you. Conduct your business accordingly.

I just warned my oldest niece about this when she told me they were taking it at school.

"You're going to want to screw a few of those questions up on purpose."

Life is short, live it to the fullest. Slide into your grave in a cloud of dust, screaming "WHAT A RIDE"!

Feed your good habits with good habit things.

Don't go buying an expensive treadmill thinking that will be your motivation forever. Start going on walks and set achievable progressive goals, and once you build the habit, treat yo self with a good pair of running shoes, that treadmill, etc.

Changes her status to single: Great here come the life philosophy posts

Be happy and don't hurt anybody.

What the **** is wrong with you?

Shit. I just violated one of the 3 things I posted,

My dad said that too I wish I had realized it was just a metaphor

Try everything once. Take options on seconds.