Warning! Surf thread carefully Possible gnarly wipeout eminent

I hate the offseason.

Photos or it didn't happen ..

Fun fact for any guy reading this:

But a finger up your butthole about 1.5 inches up and start moving it around. You will feel alot of pleasure

Curiosity killed the CPer when the wife walks in...


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Rthk yoy

That’s about as gay as using cologne or a wash cloth in the shower.

In this scenario we can’t forget to mention corn. Even if she hadn’t ate any recently she may have been reading up on stock prices in the paper while getting corn holed. Either or even both are quite possible. Especially if she threw the piece of corn in the air and caught it in her mouth like a piece of popcorn. Which is hard enough to train your dog to do let alone your wife.

Calling Chiefcountry's wife a pig was definitely a fastball, because it's the truth. LMAO

How many times do you think you mouth kissed her, when she still had the kids of a member of this board swinging on her uvula?


As to cc’s Mrs…I have no idea if she’s a super model or meets with dr now monthly…..but she’s not here gobbling cocks, cyber nor in person.

Jokes on you cuckboy I've never been married.

LMAO Zero, unless you can prove otherwise.

Shocker, she doesn't exist.

So you're gay, I should've known.

Are you dating Iowanian? He seems very invested in defending your honor.

:popcorn:

Yeah, Clunt has probably got some DNA from Chiefs Planet at some point. I don't get it though. She is a tubby chick with sorta big floppy boobs. Yuck