Now thats how to celebrate. But I don't need the porn as I'm running missions scouting out all the nurses in the hereafter. I was a navigator and have a foolproof tool to know when I'm near the target.
Rain Man, that was a touching sentiment about the flowers.

I got a younger brother who is on the replacement list. Lord knows I hope you guys won't need it but I hope he can end up on this crew. The best and toughest in the fleet. We took more punishment than someone forced to watch replays of the Chiefs-Colts playoff games.

Hi, left wasted gunner reporting... BURP!

I swear, the new guys just get younger every day.

I'll see if a mod can change my handle to Effengi.

Alright boys, we're going to need to be at our best so we don't have a mess for the third time in a row. This is what it's all about! This is what you practice for! This is where preparation meets execution! Are you ready?!?!

OFFENSE... GO TO WORK!

DEFENSE... GO TO WORK!

SPECIAL TEAMS... GO TO WORK!

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!


Wait a min... Uh, yeah....

Good job crew! Nobody died in mission 4.... although we did not hit the target and had to land on our belly once again, we will live to fight another day!

And remember, there will a be a quiz over selt belt operation and emergency exit location before our next mission. And before BrainCase asks, no, it cannot be open book, er, plane, er, whatever.

We killed some enemy today, too. A flying gunship, we are.

Another rough mission, and we were 'low vulnerability' this time too...

Our plane is really taking a beating. I'd like to see stats for shots taken, we've been hit quite a bit.

Oh well, the "easy" missions are over, it only gets harder from here.

Do the birds at the pubs dig purple hearts?

Lucy Coopersmith
3128 Thames Street
Cambridge, England

My dearest Lucy,

We completed our fifth mission today to great fanfare. We attacked the railyard at Amiens today, but unfortunately our bombardier was killed before he could sight the target. We missed, but I'm sure that the other bombers knocked out that railyard.

We've been sent all over the place so far in the war. On five missions, we've been to Amiens, Lille, Meaulte, St. Omer, and Abbeville. Our first mission, the Abbeville one, remains our most successful, though at least we didn't have to crash-land the plane on our latest one. I did get a purple heart, though, when a bullet took a piece out of my left forearm. Don't worry, though; it wasn't serious.

I greatly enjoyed my time off with you last month, and hold fond memories of our romps in the Hotel Desmond. I really had some explaining to do once the rest of the crew saw all those scratches on my back!

Yours truly,

1/Lt Kevin

Jeannie Shapiro
9292 Starfish Way
Sarasota, FL

My dearest Jeannie,

We completed our fifth mission today to great fanfare. We attacked the railyard at Amiens today, but unfortunately our bombardier was killed before he could sight the target. We missed, but I'm sure that the other bombers knocked out that railyard.

We've been sent all over the place so far in the war. On five missions, we've been to Amiens, Lille, Meaulte, St. Omer, and Abbeville. Our first mission, the Abbeville one, remains our most successful, though at least we didn't have to crash-land the plane on our latest one. I did get a purple heart, though, when a bullet took a piece out of my left forearm. Don't worry, though; it wasn't serious.

I greatly enjoyed my time off with you last month, and hold fond memories of our romps in the Hotel Desmond. I really had some explaining to do once the rest of the crew saw all those scratches on my back!

Yours truly,

1/Lt Kevin

Marlene Friar
23 West Point Circle
Fort Benning, GA

My dearest Marlene,

We completed our fifth mission today to great fanfare. We attacked the railyard at Amiens today, but unfortunately our bombardier was killed before he could sight the target. We missed, but I'm sure that the other bombers knocked out that railyard.

We've been sent all over the place so far in the war. On five missions, we've been to Amiens, Lille, Meaulte, St. Omer, and Abbeville. Our first mission, the Abbeville one, remains our most successful, though at least we didn't have to crash-land the plane on our latest one. I did get a purple heart, though, when a bullet took a piece out of my left forearm. Don't worry, though; it wasn't serious.

I greatly enjoyed my time off with you last month, and hold fond memories of our romps in the Hotel Desmond. I really had some explaining to do once the rest of the crew saw all those scratches on my back!

Yours truly,

1/Lt Kevin

Betty Lou Hobnobski
16 Clear Creek Lane
Rolla, MO

My dearest Betty,

We completed our fifth mission today to great fanfare. We attacked the railyard at Amiens today, but unfortunately our bombardier was killed before he could sight the target. We missed, but I'm sure that the other bombers knocked out that railyard.

We've been sent all over the place so far in the war. On five missions, we've been to Amiens, Lille, Meaulte, St. Omer, and Abbeville. Our first mission, the Abbeville one, remains our most successful, though at least we didn't have to crash-land the plane on our latest one. I did get a purple heart, though, when a bullet took a piece out of my left forearm. Don't worry, though; it wasn't serious.

I greatly enjoyed my time off with you last month, and hold fond memories of our romps in the Hotel Desmond. I really had some explaining to do once the rest of the crew saw all those scratches on my back!

Yours truly,

1/Lt Kevin

Uh-oh.


I just noticed something. Has the mail gone out yet?

Well look at it this way, you will only have to write one letter next time! ROFL


BTW, I would love to read the responses you get from Jeannie, Marlene and Betty! :D