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Bob Dole 11-20-2006 01:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by (Zach)
I am happy to change it...I was just using a little firefox extension to measure.
No need to change it. Bob Dole will be happy to eliminate your sig privileges.

Hold on a sec...

ChiefsFire 11-20-2006 01:10 PM
MOD WARSSSS

Iowanian 11-20-2006 03:54 PM
Large and flashy Sigs are a sure sign of micropenis.

Calcountry 11-20-2006 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
Large and flashy Sigs are a sure sign of micropenis.
Meatpeaker.

Hammock Parties 11-20-2006 11:29 PM
Be warned. The sig police are on patrol. If you are out of line, the authorities will be notified. I've got my eyes on all of you.

Mecca 11-20-2006 11:34 PM
My sig rules...

KC-TBB 11-21-2006 09:39 AM
Who can argue with that?

JBucc 11-21-2006 09:41 AM
I never understood why the sigs weren't done like the avatars, where you literally CAN'T have one above the limit, as in the thing won't let you put it on there.

Bugeater 11-21-2006 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by JBucc
I never understood why the sigs weren't done like the avatars, where you literally CAN'T have one above the limit, as in the thing won't let you put it on there.
Well, for one thing any text you add is also included in the 650 x 200 size limit (which is one thing a lot of people don't seem to understand) , so that wouldn't necessarily prevent people from having oversized sigs.

JBucc 11-23-2006 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Well, for one thing any text you add is also included in the 650 x 200 size limit (which is one thing a lot of people don't seem to understand) , so that wouldn't necessarily prevent people from having oversized sigs.
ok

Bob Dole 05-11-2007 06:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JBucc
I never understood why the sigs weren't done like the avatars, where you literally CAN'T have one above the limit, as in the thing won't let you put it on there.
Because the software doesn't provide a way to limit the signature (like it does the avatar).

keg in kc 05-11-2007 08:51 AM
I'm sorry. I'll try to do better.

Iowanian 05-11-2007 10:23 AM
Pics in sigs should be bannededed.

Bowser 05-11-2007 10:29 AM
I gotta be who I gotta be.

morphius 05-11-2007 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
Pics in sigs should be bannededed.
I still vote that there shouldn't be sigs allowed at all, pointless stupid little things.

Bugeater 05-11-2007 11:21 AM
I shut them off months ago and don't miss them at all.

88TG88 05-11-2007 07:43 PM
Is mine ok ?

2112 05-11-2007 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 88TG88
Is mine ok ?
Right click on it and hit properties to find out

Logical 05-11-2007 10:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Because the software doesn't provide a way to limit the signature (like it does the avatar).
Hey Dole did it really take you six months to figure out the answer.:p

Bob Dole 05-11-2007 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Logical
Hey Dole did it really take you six months to figure out the answer.:p
No, but it took that long for Bob Dole to muster up enough energy to give a shit about answering.

convict1983 05-12-2007 05:07 PM
Why the hell do people have sigs anyways?? This isnt myspace dorks.

milkman 05-12-2007 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Why the hell do people have sigs anyways?? This isnt myspace dorks.
Who the **** are you?

Mr. Laz 05-12-2007 08:30 PM
wow ....... you mean Bob Dole once-a-month mod job of checking signatures is back already.

Bob Dole 05-13-2007 04:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Laz
wow ....... you mean Bob Dole once-a-month mod job of checking signatures is back already.
Yes, Waaaahz, it's that time again.

Hammock Parties 05-13-2007 08:07 AM
I AM THE LAW!

convict1983 05-13-2007 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Who the **** are you?
Who the **** are you?
Your sig is gay and unnessacery. :)

milkman 05-13-2007 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Who the **** are you?
Your sig is gay and unnessacery. :)
Nice spelling dumbass.

You seem to have an obsession with "gay".

Who was he?

No need to be ashamed about a gay assignation.

Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.

convict1983 05-13-2007 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Nice spelling dumbass.

You seem to have an obsession with "gay".

Who was he?

No need to be ashamed about a gay assignation.

Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.
ROFL
Relax Fruit Loops. I was only giving you a hard time. If you are a homosexual thats fine by me. I was basically just saying that sigs have little to no purpose. And yours' is a milkman with a bunch of superhereos...hence, its gay. :clap:

memyselfI 05-16-2007 03:59 PM
Don't dispair. My signature will expire 01/20/09. My avatar may have to remain because it's so damn good.

Programmer 05-17-2007 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman

Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.
Not in any of the social groups I hang out with. Your opinion regarding it's acceptance is just assumption on your part. I think what you meant is that homos are tolerated in today's society, but that is not fully true either.

Simply Red 05-17-2007 02:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Programmer
Not in any of the social groups I hang out with. Your opinion regarding it's acceptance is just assumption on your part. I think what you meant is that homos are tolerated in today's society, but that is not fully true either.
:thailor: CAN I GET A HUG NOW? ALREADY!

greg63 05-18-2007 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
I love this quote! LMAO

Iowanian 05-18-2007 09:52 AM
People with photo sigs comb Dense's back hair with their tongue.....After she's been in a sauna.

Bowser 05-18-2007 10:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by greg63
I love this quote! LMAO
You should put it in your sig.

ChiefJustice 05-20-2007 03:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
People with photo sigs comb Dense's back hair with their tongue.....After she's been in a sauna.
Does anyone have a pic of Denise and Iowanian that i can photoshop
for my new sig?

ps:I'll also need a pic of a sauna.


ROFL o:-)


pps;j/k

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:10 PM
since i can't seem to get my sig back how bout I help clear up some other peoples oversize sigs here is the first
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3652/silockgd1.jpg

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:18 PM
Next
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7...aincaseec3.jpg

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:28 PM
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Pikesome

Skip Towne 09-08-2007 03:33 PM
Would a mod please look at AH's avatar? I think it is too big. He should lose avatar priveleges.

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Would a mod please look at AH's avatar? I think it is too big. He should lose avatar priveleges.
too late they are gone already

Mr. Laz 09-08-2007 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
Pikesome
you're under the misconception that the mods actually give a shit.

Hammock Parties 09-08-2007 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
Pikesome
Text is fine.

Mr. Laz 09-08-2007 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GOATSE
Text is fine.
why .... takes up as much room.

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Laz
you're under the misconception that the mods actually give a shit.
they gave a shit enough to take mine away

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics .
AND any witty text you want to share
If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
it includes text according to bob

Mr. Laz 09-08-2007 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
they gave a shit enough to take mine away
taking something away provides them enjoyment ...... totally different.

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Laz
taking something away provides them enjoyment ...... totally different.
how so i am giving them more to take away

Skip Towne 09-08-2007 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Laz
taking something away provides them enjoyment ...... totally different.
A lot of us are enjoying his hissy fit.

kstater 09-08-2007 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
it includes text according to bob

If you're going to quote Bob Dole, maybe you can figure out why you don't have a signature and you can STFU.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater
If your quote Bob Dole, maybe you can figure out why you don't have a signature and you cand STFU.
nice english

kstater 09-08-2007 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
nice english

derh, us hiks dont spell to gud.

Hammock Parties 09-08-2007 03:51 PM
The board formats quotes automatically depending on your screen resolution. If I was running 800x600 that guy's sig wouldn't be 694 pixels wide.

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater
derh, us hiks dont spell to gud.
ok your excused try google tool bar it has a built in spell checker

2112 09-08-2007 03:52 PM
What is a signature?

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE
The board formats quotes automatically depending on your screen resolution. If I was running 800x600 that guy's sig wouldn't be 694 pixels wide.
ok thats a bad example but you can still see my point

Hammock Parties 09-08-2007 03:53 PM
There really needs to be a KB limitation, too. Bill's signature is too large at 500KB. I would say no larger than 200 KB at most.

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Parcells
What is a signature?
wow after seing that i am just going to turn off signatures that is the most gawd awfull thing i have ever seen.

2112 09-08-2007 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
wow after seing that i am just going to turn off signatures that is the most gawd awfull thing i have ever seen.
What signature?

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w.../lasertuna.gif

Skip Towne 09-08-2007 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
ok your excused try google tool bar it has a built in spell checker
Uh, it's you're not your. You might want to take your own advice.

Hammock Parties 09-08-2007 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
wow after seing that i am just going to turn off signatures that is the most gawd awfull thing i have ever seen.
Just use adblock. You can pick and choose.

2112 09-08-2007 03:57 PM
More signatures

http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/A...1BZ2007Sig.gif

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Parcells
it may not be a "signature" but it still is gawd awfull

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Uh, it's you're not your. You might want to take your own advice.
spell check can't fix grammer just spelling, why are you giving me shit skip I thought you were a cool ku fan until today what happened to you

Mr. Laz 09-08-2007 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE
Just use adblock. You can pick and choose.
i don't believe that's his point .... he's looking for "fair"

2112 09-08-2007 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
it may not be a "signature" but it still is gawd awfull
Good, but it did deflect your god awful incessant whining for at least 45 seconds.

Skip Towne 09-08-2007 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
spell check can't fix grammer just spelling, why are you giving me shit skip I thought you were a cool ku fan until today what happened to you
It's more what happened to you. When did you become a whiny little bitch?

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
It's more what happened to you. When did you become a whiny little bitch?
apparently when i started caring about signatures thats called whining

Skip Towne 09-08-2007 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
apparently when i started caring about signatures thats called whining
Punctuate much?

the Talking Can 09-08-2007 04:05 PM
one man vaginal band

Calcountry 09-08-2007 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Punctuate much?
No way dude! Reaching for the shift key to capitalize the first letter, and reaching for that period key at the end of the sentence is just too much work for him to bother with. Besides, why on earth would he want to be cordial to the reader of his tripe?

There now, I worked in everything but a semi-colon.

Silock 09-08-2007 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
since i can't seem to get my sig back how bout I help clear up some other peoples oversize sigs here is the first
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3652/silockgd1.jpg
Holy ****ing Nitpick, Batman.

I'm sure that extra 1.6 millimeters was just killing you.

StcChief 09-08-2007 04:32 PM
I'll keep my large sig to a minimum :rolleyes:

DaFace 09-08-2007 04:36 PM
This is quickly turning into one of the biggest whine-fests I've ever seen.

Stinger 09-08-2007 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace
This is quickly turning into one of the biggest whine-fests I've ever seen.
Eh ... wait till tomorrows game thread.

Skip Towne 09-08-2007 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bunnytrdr
No way dude! Reaching for the shift key to capitalize the first letter, and reaching for that period key at the end of the sentence is just too much work for him to bother with. Besides, why on earth would he want to be cordial to the reader of his tripe?

There now, I worked in everything but a semi-colon.
He needed an apostrophe for that's as well.

DenverChief 09-08-2007 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can
one man vaginal band

LMAO

pikesome 09-08-2007 05:37 PM
Try this for your sig. You might have to resize it though.
http://drinkingliberally.org/blogs/l...ives/BY_92.jpg

ArrowheadHawk 09-08-2007 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pikesome
Try this for your sig. You might have to resize it though.
http://drinkingliberally.org/blogs/l...ives/BY_92.jpg
why don't you get a job, suzie homemaker

Iowanian 09-08-2007 09:36 PM
when a physician looks into the throat of the average human male, the view often is that of a dangling uvula.

In the case of this latest gaping schmegma lipped, beef curtain....the good doctor is sure to see a pillaged cervix.

Skip Towne 09-08-2007 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
when a physician looks into the throat of the average human male, the view often is that of a dangling uvula.

In the case of this latest gaping schmegma lipped, beef curtain....the good doctor is sure to see a pillaged cervix.
:LOL:


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