At least you wern’t balls deep groaning when she came home a day eairly:banghead:

Your WIFE came home early? That WOULD be a problem ROFL

JK

Moooo

:thumb:

You initiated in your own place on your own??

I don't know how to answer you... There was a chick involved.

I didn't go spanking it in every room, that's just weird.

Moooo

Oh hell yes

Wooden clogs-you know what it sounds like when you are wearing clogs?? Are you a donks fan-lol

That was my point. I make LOTS of noise... Its just who I am.

Moooo

http://www.movieactors.com/character...onLevitz5.jpeg

Yeah i walked in on mom and dad..

WHAT A HORRIBLE THING FOR A CHILD TO SEE..


.....no this was last week.... mom and dad were on the kitchen table... was fruit was flying everywhere.......

No, the problem was we were on the living room floor :banghead:

I heard my grandparents doing it. I'm actually grateful for the incident in hindsight, cause now nothing bothers me. Its like all other embarassments are no big deal.

Moooo

Or you can always get a cow bell-har har

"john put your glasses back on you're eating the pillow'

BUZZKILL ALERT: This thread went from Luv posting about face shots Vs. Swallowing

to your Grandparents.

Dang you do need clogs and a cowbell, because I didn't see that one coming.

My grandpa also goes into detail about how much he loves his Viagra prescription. Like I said, now I just don't care anymore...

Totally jaded to most anything sexual.

Moooo

LOL that is just wrong

Even having someone pee on you?

When you see support hose, hanging on the doorknob, don't go in from now on.

Oh great more pee talk.

Okay on that note I think I'll check out the girly thread to get the recent images OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

That pisses me off.

Which images Grandparents or pee or both.,

If it was with a girl I had a long relationship with, I'd ask, "why?"

If we talked about it before, I'd express to her how UNHOT that is.

Moooo

Luv you seem obsessed with pissing on Moo-you might get him drunk first.

This thread has lost its burst

those that have
must have been batting clean-up

the beggining of this thread is making me horny and hungry for some kentucky fuckin chicken

I dont get it, is there something wrong with pissing on your sex partner? Really though am I missing out on something here?

Hey if were having an Orgy I'll volunteer to go last cause I Just LOVE Cream filled Pies!

:rolleyes:

This is something roy will never again have to worry about.

I had an orgasm once watching the Pride & Prejudice miniseries.
And I did nothing too. Just watched. It was a spiritual experience.

heh. Luv... she didnt didnt see the forest due to the trees.

I think this is the thread that Moo began his evil seduction on Luv...

bah chicka bah baH!

He said he could find hotties. I'm not a hottie.

Well everyones definition is different......

Yep, I'm a gullable, naive, insecure easy target.

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

The second time will not be happening. Lesson learned.

Now Luv is going to totally hate on some nice dude.......the evil cycle.

No. I've learned not to be as trusting. It's always ended up being a curse. I'm just going to be more skeptical, as much as I hate to. People are not who they say they are.

Well you should always be skeptical till you actually know someone.

I thought I had gotten to know someone. Guess I got to know him a little better.

Well some people are dishonest all the time it's just how they are......I'm sure people look at me and assume things right away doesn't bother me, if they'd talk to me for a minute they'd see none of what they assume is true.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

"You can't read a book by its cover."

Sometimes you get thrown for a loop in Chapter 7.

My first impression was that you liked USC and watch a lot of porn-I am sure I was Way off-lol

You actually said I looked like Dimebag Darrell.......

sorry luv, i don't come to the planet very often. This might be the best post ever, may take our mind off of this draft.

I think this is funny... This thread should probably be elevated to HOF... this is where Mooo made his moooove on LUV... and luv peed on him then he must of spunked in her face.

I'm not sure. This thread is a time warp.