Why? Are you sayin' your daughter is ugly?

If you're worried about your 10 year old daughter having an illicit affair with Mickey Rourke, I can see why you avoid an IQ challenge with ultra peanut.

FYP

This thread suddenly became awesome.

Randy the Ram was Randy Savage and TBA's daughter is the Billionaire Princess?

what the hell did i do?

Someone whose mental functions are on as high a level as you're suggesting yours are should surely be capable of understanding that keg's remark was a joke about certain old wrestlers' proclivities for young girls, no?

Association by relation.

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This thread is pure awesome

Such things have brought many great beings into the world.

And so Grizzly Smith begat the Snake.

L e t m e t y p e s l o w l y, so t h a t y o u c a n u n d e r s t a n d. I t is a t r u e s i g n of d o u c h b a g g e r y t o a l u d e t o p e o p l e' s c h i l d r e n h a v i n g i l l i cit a f f a i r s.

I was ta king offense to your pure douchebagery. You low life asshole.

Well, in her case it would be something like "The Burger Queen", but I get your association.

Damn it mom and dad!!!!:cuss:

Jokes don't involve someones underage child, ever. That is the sign of true assholiness.

No, I was alluding to real life issues with 80s wrestlers. Apparently I hit a sore spot. You have a creepy uncle growing up or something?

fuck you.

Okay, do you have a daughter?

http://i41.tinypic.com/5e982d.gif

Also, it's "allude."

Ohhhhh. Sarcasm!

So when you say you don't like looking at him because he's all beefy and greased up, you're being sarcastic?

No, but if I did, I wouldn't be worried about mickey rourke popping out from under her bed asking her to snap into a slim jim.

Please show me that quote.

Okay so lets talk about your wife, then...see if that's okay.

I don't have one of those either. But if I did, sure, that would be fine. Even I'm not that insecure.

Is your wife afraid that Mickey Rourke is going to bone your daughter too?

does Penn always try out for roles that offer the most pity that are oscar bait?

OHHH shit I am sorry, I didn't realize that keg was you boy friend. Please forgive me for hurting your lovers feelings.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

:popcorn:

I think he was merely making a joke. But I have seen you in action.. no surprise you couldn't see it for what it was.

I don't actually believe Mickey Rourke is a pedophile and I didn't actually know he had an underage daughter or I wouldn't have made that crack to start with, but, on the other hand, it's certainly feasible that his wife got a ram jam.

Did Rourke use steroids for the filming? Looks like he did. You can't gain like that unless you eat a shit load of food and it doesn't gain like that for a movie role. You can only gain so much in a year.

Pretty much everybody believes he did. I mean, that physique in his mid-50s....

They sell that at QT....and Rooster Booster.....

I don't think that Keg got his feelings hurt

Allow me to allow this gif to re-enact this thread:

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You really believe it is funny to joke about a mans daughter an a pedophile?

So wait, you didn't even see the movie?

The implication was pretty clear.

So why do feel the need to protect him?

Slumdog Millionaire is just lucky there was no AvP picture this year.

This one works, too...

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Show you what quote? One that says you don't like looking at that guy because he's big and greased up?

Well, I can't show that to you. You haven't said it. Wait, let me check again, maybe I missed it.

Nope, still nothing. There is no such post.

It's official: nowhere in this thread have you denied the fact that you like looking at beefy greased up men.

THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT

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Caught me there. The previews were stupid enough that I wouldn't spend money to see stone face play a "professionsl" wrestler.

I'm upset Rourke didn't win. I didn't see Milk, and I'm sure Penn deserved it, but Rourke's performance was awesome and I wanted to see him be crazy on stage again.

Gosh, they teach that kind of argument in 5th grade, you are so clever.

Slumdog is lucky it didn't come out in 2007. I liked Slumdog quite a bit, but it would have stood no chance against There Will Be Blood and ESPECIALLY No Country For Old Men, which I think has to be one of the very best films of the decade.

How dare you, sir.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2i9mquf.jpg

It's about as clever as the gay boyfriend comeback.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

I never said it was funny.. I was merely making a point that you should lighten up about it.. it is afterall just the internet and he is just a random guy.

Sorry, I quit watching soap opersa when I graduated college.

Careful, or you might draw his ire, his rapier wit.

You watched soap operas. How... manly.

And I just wanted to argue...... He really had no idea I had a daughter....or do I? Maybe I was just being an ass.:eek:

Seriously.

And apparently into his 20s, unless he's some kind of child prodigy.

LMAO

Shh, don't warn me. It makes us teh ghey

"Professional" wrestling is just a soap opera with fat or muscled sweaty men. Now are you going to lecture me about manly?

i'm extremely disappointed that tropic thunder didn't sweep

and jack asses that watch "professional" wrestling are still watching soap operas. Talk about prodigies!

That doesn't change the fact that you just told everybody that you watched your 'stories' until you graduated from college.

Well done!

T.B.A., tell me you wouldn't do anything to bask in His glow:

http://i40.tinypic.com/24ymgow.gif

I am not the one that felt the need to come to his rescue.

If they teach it in 5th grade, shouldn't you know it?

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/618...3796094261.jpg

And that doesn't change the fact that you still watch your "stories"....

With the deepest regrets
And tears that are soaked
I'm sorry to hear
Your daughter finally croaked
She lived a full life
Molested on her terms
Soon she'll be buried
And eaten by worms

But if I had a dad
As Stupid as you
I'd have wished for AIDS
So I would die too

Damn Hamas, that's a little overboard

Close up shop, everyone. We're done here.

****3/4, Post of the Year Candidate

So what was your favorite? I don't even know any names. Isn't there one called Guiding Light or something? I think my mom used to watch Days of Our Lives back in the day.

Wow. You and my mom watched the same kind of daytime programming. That's pretty mind-blowing. I guess you were in-touch with your inner housewife back then.

Wait until he crashes the funeral and drags the casket behind his car.

Yeah, I really missed the misdirection.... As well as the I win because I said "THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT" ...... classics.

Wow....you are the low life fuck stick everyone says you are. I hope you die chocking on Mickey Roarkes dick......soon.

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By any chance does TBA have a dog named Pepper?

How does the fact that I watched soaps in my youth detract from the fact that you currently watch soaps with hairy sweaty men?

Most of them have no body hair.

Grammar!