Yep you are a dork...

personally, i like the road less traveled. The Scenic route i guess you could say. I mean, would you rather go to worn out shitty ass branson for the day, or spend a day at the new power and lights district, taking in all it has to offer?

I think you all get what im getting at.

See... fuck that. Why does it have to always be a bout what the girl wants!?! Screw her. I'm not just going to act a certain specific way to get her. I may not get laid, but I'll be me.

Same here. The first time with a chick is the best. Its all downhill from there.

No. Well, some of them are, but only right after the divorce after they lose that weight and just start feeling sexy again.

Then, they realize they've already been putting up with "the asshole ex" who was the football star and treated them like shit.

They'll take a nice, doughey guy who can make them laugh, and will treat them right out on their ex husband's speed boat and show you how to do things you've only seen a vaginasaurus do on the internet.

Treat hookers like a queen and a queen like a hooker and you can't go wrong.....Unless the queen is my daughter or sister, and if you treat them wrong, I'll kill you with a frozen turd.

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I love Incubus and Deftones... is this a sign?

Wow. I have never met a woman like this before in my life. I have seen two married girls 15 years older than me give me those "fuck me" eyes, but I figure they were just those girls who give all guys those eyes to get what they want.

Skip would be scared shitless that I might roll over on him. I couldn't see him live like that. Or could I?

It won't let me give Iowanian enough rep... :-) seriously.

Yeah, well....it takes one to know one.

You are used to the college scene arent you?

I don't know. He's a pretty strong fella and could bench press a Hudson back in the day. You two should get together if you're going to just keep leading Claythan on...he's old enough to not be around forever, and then you'll be able to move GC into his house and have free HD Satelite for life.

Sounds like a plan.

Only problem is do you really want to live in Tulsa.

Ugh. Maybe I should rethink this plan.

:-) Yes I am.

I'd do my computer networking teacher. She's cute and funny.

That explains alot of it. The college scene is alot of bullshit still when it comes to girls. It gets old as hell but once you figure it out, its like shooting fish in barrell. The best way to help me was a couple of cougars in KC one night. It taught me alot, great experience that will help you with women of all ages.

I try to read books on psychology, cause human interaction is so interesting. I'm a psych minor, even. But these younger girls ARE confusing.

It seems they're very concerned with whether or not their friends like the guy or not, too. But I don't know how to read a college girl at all.

Even though I know I should just be myself, I get enjoyment out of figuring people out. I want to know what makes these girls tick, even if I don't want anything from them.

Teach me the way, CC... :-)

As a psych guy get the Mystery Method book. Its goofy as hell to watch but psychology wise you will like it. But the best way to learn is trial and error, there really is no other way. And listen to the older guys on here, they know what they are talking about for the most part.

This has been fun, people. Thank you all and goodnight!

We were supposed to go see a movie tomorrow. She said okay Sunday, but said something came up tonight.

BTW, I told the girl that if she was too busy to go to a movie that's fine. I gave her my number, and said to call me if she changed her mind.

So I'm going to go have a fun time, probably won't see the movie (I don't figure she'll call), but I'll find something fun to do. I don't need anyone but me to have a good time!

That's all. Good night!

Of course girls don't respect you.. You quote Dane Cook, only girls and whiny guys do that..

Also don't quote Mencia..

You can paypal me later for the advice..

Are you old enough to have seen that movie??

???

OK, normal men do this the opposite way..

We want to **** first, then if she has a great personality bonus points..

Maybe you should go find a date off of suicidegirls.com. Most of them are weird and love to party..

My eyeballs have developed to the point where I can view movies from any era.

Hmmm... I didn't use to be like that, either. Maybe I've become too whipped.

What about mentally??

It's a movie about high school, tits, and sex. It doesn't require a degree in film.

This thread had promise, but it hasn't delivered.

See here is your problem, you are suppose to act like you are super busy and a big deal. When she says she can't make you say something like "well I'm not open again for awhile" then make up womens names you are going out with the next few days..see how she reacts..

Act like your time is super important and you aren't hung up or waiting around for her.

But aren't those three items something that you have failed miserably at?? And two of those items you continue to know nothing about??

the worst thing to do is buy into her bullshit...put her off...no matter how much you want to hang out with her or see her etc...

I ALWAYS see my ex at the bar...and another girl I used to mess around with...and I ALWAYS play them off of my new girlfriend...mainly because it's the start of the relationship and it keeps her interested...that's just how girls work.

She gets extremely mad every time my ex talks to me...and I play into it...

Relationships are all about having the edge...once the girl gets the edge (unless it's an engagement) it's over.

Girls aren't into that stuff...they want to feel like the dude is a hot commodity...

Relationships are all mind games.

Nuh uh. I traded up.

Then you have guys like me, the doughy guys who are complete assholes.

Be still my beating heart.

I think you're nice, so TAKE THAT!

My asshole schtick is better than his.

useless....without....pics....

Holy shart. I thought I'd gone and coined a term, but noooooooooooooo.
I like my use better.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...nasaurus%20Rex
A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless and destructive women. From "vagina" referring to the mamalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (conined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard" The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.
My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.

You're more arrogant than asshole-ish.

People that don't know me very well always tend to think I'm arrogant...that's pretty common.

walk it like you talk it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez5izCf2DLI

dude give this **** the coldest shoulder you can muster, you gotta have ice in your soul to win with this kinda woman,you aint got it in ya. the 1st couple days may be hard for you not to listen to her BS but after a week or two you will feel better.

RUN FROM THIS TYPE BITCH FAST AS POSSIBLE, SHE IS JUST LOOKIN FOR SOMEONE TO **** UP.

The difference between us is that it's a schtick for you, kid.

Say, did mer just ask for a pic of my browneye? Are we back on that winking thing again?

I got invited to go hang out with my friends, but he lives a way away from me.

Maybe I should go, then. I know I sure as hell ain't gonna wait around the phone today. I have stuff to dooo, even if some of it isn't fun.

The first time she asked me out to a party with her, I told her I couldn't go. So I'm not rolling over for her or anyone. I'm a busy person.

Really, I'm at the point of just saying, "fuck it." Here I am, either take it or leave it. But then, the inner psychiatrist in me takes over, and I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out. I think her last boyfriend was abusive or something, cause she kinda acts funny like that sometimes.

I always joke around and say women don't want something until they can't have it, or they think someone else wants it. So I guess I should follow my own advice.

I'm sure others have mentioned it so this will probably just be the 50th post telling you this but...

She's just toying with you for fun while she keeps her eyes open for a better opportunity. If you want to get laid, you have to act like you don't really have time for her and set it up so she thinks other women are chasing you. If you want a relationship with her then you're doomed, cause she's clearly into the games and already judged you unworthy of reeling in without competition. Once the competition is gone and she has you, she'll quickly get bored and start looking around for something better. Not to say you wouldn't have a few great months together but it would be smart to not invest too much in this one.

Does she have a penis? No? Then she is f@cked up! I have been married for 14 years....guess what.....sometimes, she is f@cked up! You can't "help" her...

Never go into anything thinking you can help/change the other person. Trust me on this one.

Bimbo!!! um I mean....BINGO!

you think like a ho, when a strong pimp hand is needed.

Rep for this. Thank you for summing up the entire thread. :-)

...crap. So much for my helping personality. :-(

I lack the confidence to be a true pimp. And the orange suit...and feather...and hat.

In dating terms, "helping personality" either equals "doormat" or "sorely disappointed".

Why are all psychology majors so......swishy?


Be careful who you're taking women/life advice from on this board/thread.


Stop calling/texting/emailing/running down this chic.

IT DOES!!! You are so correct. Which is why I am used to being an emotional tampon for these women. That's what I always end up being. And then they start crying, and I have to hold them... :Lin:

Should I even let her know I think she's hot or anything? If I'm gonna be all aloof, I need to know if I should totally ignore her, or what.

This whole aloof thing is totally foreign to me. Usually I am super transparent.

Yep. I absorb all information in, but not as truth. I take the opinions of many and fuse them together.

BTW, Psych majors are swishy cause we are ALL at least slightly messed up in the head. Almost every Psych major starts out in college wondering what is wrong with them.

And I am done. She has a way of getting under my skin, though. But I will be a man about this and stay strong.

Buddha:dog::crazy bitch:inflatable alligator.

http://i41.tinypic.com/11wbyok.jpg

You're jerking our collective chain. Noone is this swishy. Midnight Vulture's new alter ego?


Admit it, you're wailing a Chris Isaac song now aren't you?

Nope. I just have no game. :-)

ROFL

Who the hell ties their dog to an inflatable alligator?

What horrible parents!

I should note that, unfortunately, Chiefsplanet is represented by the guy in red shorts.

You don't have to chase me...

My problem is that I care what she thinks. So I'm going to try to not care.

I usually don't care what other people think. So I'll just treat her like I do anyone else. And if nothing happens, so be it. She's just a girl, its not like I have to have sex with her in order to keep my life or anything.

You all have been a big help. I'd give you all rep, if I could.

oh for f's sake...



this.

But, just to let you know, once she knows she can f you....she'll have nothing to do with you.

I know. Which is why I told her I don't want to date her (I told her she couldn't keep up with me), and I don't want sex from her.

one day in your life this statement will turn around completely....because you'll realize that a great mother is one of the most beautiful things in the world

which makes it worse, dude. Now you're this challenge and she's a lionness who is trying to attack her prey. Girls love the hunt just as much as any man, only it's for different reasons.

You're like a mouse caught by a mean cat. She's clubbed and stunned you. She's gnawing on you but won't finish you off. She'll let you think you're getting away, and once you've made a couple of jumps for freedom, she'll try to pounce on you, smash you with her paws a few times. make no mistake, she's eventually going to end you, even if she has no intention of eating you.

Stop being a weak fish.

If you don't want her, and you know she's gaming you...tell her to take a flying FuG after a rolling doughnut.

stop trying so damn hard.

FYP

Something about this thread has catapulted Iowanian to the top of my favorite posters list

Iowanian is NOT funny.

he's not. He's a prick and a douchebag.

You're all getting trolled.

It's cute.

wait, didn't you respond to his antics at the beginning of this thread, little one?! (how come there is not a smiley that blows kisses?)

Who is "kisses"?

In the spirit of enjoying the Internet!

Wait, when did this become about porn?