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Sure-Oz 05-20-2009 12:10 PM

Jim Gaffigan FTW

Crush 05-20-2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5779890)
Jim Gaffigan FTW

Hot pockets!

Sure-Oz 05-20-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Crunch (Post 5779901)
Hot pockets!

We saw him last year (gf and I) downtown at the midland. Freakin hilarious and very friendly with the meet and greet after the show. He signed our poster and we got a picture with him. I was laughing the whole time, much funnier in person and worth every dollar for those tickets.

Great show.

CoMoChief 05-20-2009 12:17 PM

DIE

Pablo 05-20-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5779890)
Jim Gaffigan FTW

Yes.

He is one funny mofo.

If anyone has Netflix on demand, then check out 'Zach Galifinakis at The Purple Onion'.

Funny shit.

Sure-Oz 05-20-2009 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5779913)
Yes.

He is one funny mofo.

If anyone has Netflix on demand, then check out 'Zach Galifinakis at The Purple Onion'.

Funny shit.

I'll check it out, thanks

CoMoChief 05-20-2009 12:22 PM

Ron White is comedy gold.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5779913)
Yes.

He is one funny mofo.

If anyone has Netflix on demand, then check out 'Zach Galifinakis at The Purple Onion'.

Funny shit.

Zach is my favorite comedian working today.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5779920)
Ron White is comedy gold.

Holy Shit; now I have to re think my take and enjoyment of Mr. White...:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5779905)
We saw him last year (gf and I) downtown at the midland. Freakin hilarious and very friendly with the meet and greet after the show. He signed our poster and we got a picture with him. I was laughing the whole time, much funnier in person and worth every dollar for those tickets.

Great show.

He seems like one of those people that you almost HAVE to be in the audience to really enjoy his work.

sedated 05-20-2009 12:44 PM

so dane cook is a moron, but the hot pocket guy is brilliant?

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5779978)
so dane cook is a moron, but the hot pocket guy is brilliant?

Yes. Jim Gaffigan is great. Anybody who can talk about nothing but food for an hour and still be funny and original is a damn good comedian.

sedated 05-20-2009 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5779983)
Yes. Jim Gaffigan is great. Anybody who can talk about nothing but food for an hour and still be funny and original is a damn good comedian.

I've seen him a couple times. Not my cup of tea.

And it kinda annoys me that every time a comedian discussion comes up, every modern comedian is an idiot except for the hot pocket guy, Zach whatshisname, and the fat sidekick from King of Queens.

Well I'm on record as saying that I don't think any of those guys are anything special.

BigMeatballDave 05-20-2009 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5779978)
so dane cook is a moron, but the hot pocket guy is brilliant?

Yes. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J9c9lAfXQHs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J9c9lAfXQHs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5779991)
I've seen him a couple times. Not my cup of tea.

And it kinda annoys me that every time a comedian discussion comes up, every modern comedian is an idiot except for the hot pocket guy, Zach whatshisname, and the fat sidekick from King of Queens.

Well I'm on record as saying that I don't think any of those guys are anything special.

Yeah, they're only three of the ten best comedians working today. Nothing special.

BigMeatballDave 05-20-2009 01:03 PM

I know a lot of people really like Mitch Hedberg, but his stuff doesn't do anything for me.
My favorites are Louis CK, Lewis Black, and Jim Gaffigan.

BigMeatballDave 05-20-2009 01:07 PM

Mike Birbiglia is really good, too.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 5780028)
Mike Birbiglia is really good, too.

Agreed. He and Louis CK are both great. Lewis Black kinda peaked a few years ago for me.

Pablo 05-20-2009 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 5780028)
Mike Birbiglia is really good, too.

I dig Demetri Martin.

sedated 05-20-2009 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780018)
Yeah, they're only three of the ten best comedians working today. Nothing special.

In your opinion.


Just like these dumbasses like Dane Cook. I'm sure he's on a few people's top 10 lists.

BigRedChief 05-20-2009 02:21 PM

None of these guys mentioned here as good as was Carlin in a bad year.:harumph:

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5779991)
I've seen him a couple times. Not my cup of tea.

And it kinda annoys me that every time a comedian discussion comes up, every modern comedian is an idiot except for the hot pocket guy, Zach whatshisname, and the fat sidekick from King of Queens.

Well I'm on record as saying that I don't think any of those guys are anything special.

I personally don't find the Zach whatshisname guy funny at all.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5780035)
I dig Demetri Martin.

Yep, he's in that top 10, too.

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780209)
I personally don't find the Zach whatshisname guy funny at all.


:shake:

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5780035)
I dig Demetri Martin.

Yep. He reminds me of Penz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 5780204)
None of these guys mentioned here as good as was Carlin in a bad year.:harumph:

Amen.

Messier 05-20-2009 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780209)
I personally don't find the Zach whatshisname guy funny at all.

No, he seems to really be in love with his own existential weirdness. The "I am soooo hilarious" vibe that some comedians give off, where they laugh at their own stuff, is annoying.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Messier (Post 5780258)
No, he seems to really be in love with his own existential weirdness. The "I am soooo hilarious" vibe that some comedians give off, where they laugh at their own stuff, is annoying.

He doesn't have that vibe at all.

Messier 05-20-2009 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780270)
He doesn't have that vibe at all.

yes he does.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780270)
He doesn't have that vibe at all.

Do you realize that you are the "Mecca" of comedy topics on this board? I'm dead ****ing serious. I look at some of your posts, and it's the exact same tone.

Don't get me wrong, do your thing and keep on trucking. But I thought you MIGHT want to know. ;)

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Messier (Post 5780275)
yes he does.

Nope.

He's naturally weird. And he doesn't laugh at his own jokes. If he's laughing at anything, it's the absurdity of his profession. He's joked in interviews about "why can't the audience find ways to amuse themselves?" But I think he's slightly serious about that.

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780242)
:shake:

What are you shaking your head at? If I think he's not funny....then that's my opinion. Deal with it.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5780282)
Do you realize that you are the "Mecca" of comedy topics on this board? I'm dead ****ing serious. I look at some of your posts, and it's the exact same tone.

Don't get me wrong, do your thing and keep on trucking. But I thought you MIGHT want to know. ;)

I'm fine with that. Mecca generally knows what he's talking about.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780295)
What are you shaking your head at? If I think he's not funny....then that's my opinion. Deal with it.

WAHHH IT'S MY OPINION WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH

No shit. Some people are of the opinion that we never landed on the moon. It's their opinion, and they're totally entitled to it, but that doesn't mean they're not crazy.

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780297)
I'm fine with that. Mecca generally knows what he's talking about.

Yeah except Comedy isn't an exact science like football. Comedy is a matter of opinion.

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780303)
WAHHH IT'S MY OPINION WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH

No shit. Some people are of the opinion that we never landed on the moon. It's their opinion, and they're totally entitled to it, but that doesn't mean they're not crazy.

Apples and Oranges you reeruned son of a bitch.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780305)
Apples and Oranges you reeruned son of a bitch.

ROFL See, now THAT was funny!

sedated 05-20-2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780303)
It's their opinion, and they're totally entitled to it, but that doesn't mean they're not crazy.

ok. then you are fukn crazy, because none of those people are funny.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780304)
Yeah except Comedy isn't an exact science like football. Comedy is a matter of opinion.

And a matter of taste and intelligence. What makes somebody laugh is subjective, but quality is way more objective than people want to admit.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2009 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5780312)
ok. then you are fukn crazy, because none of those people are funny.

You're high.

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780314)
And a matter of taste and intelligence. What makes somebody laugh is subjective, but quality is way more objective than people want to admit.

:rolleyes:

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780314)
And a matter of taste and intelligence. What makes one Quarterback have better value is subjective, but quality is way more objective than people want to admit.

See?! See?!:D

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780314)
And a matter of taste and intelligence. What makes somebody laugh is subjective, but quality is way more objective than people want to admit.

And I'm going to take your opinion with a grain of salt because you think Thigpen is a franchise QB.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780329)
And I'm going to take your opinion with a grain of salt because you think Thigpen is a franchise QB.

ROFL

I laugh, because I went down that road with 'Racer' a month ago or so.

Messier 05-20-2009 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5780292)
Nope.

He's naturally weird. And he doesn't laugh at his own jokes. If he's laughing at anything, it's the absurdity of his profession. He's joked in interviews about "why can't the audience find ways to amuse themselves?" But I think he's slightly serious about that.

I hate the pretentious piano bit he does. But, in the Comedians of Comedy, you see him working on his act, and he does have some good bits, I love the brother from North Carolina , but he does seem to have a "I'm over your head" thing happening.

Reaper16 05-20-2009 05:50 PM

He's only over your head if you're a ****ing moron.

SportsRacer > this thread

The Franchise 05-20-2009 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5780876)
He's only over your head if you're a ****ing moron.

SportsRacer > this thread

When the **** did I say that he was over my head?

Messier 05-20-2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5780876)
He's only over your head if you're a ****ing moron.

SportsRacer > this thread

There is a difference between thinking someone is over you head and thinking someone thinks THEY are over you head, if you can't understand that you're a ****ing moron.

Reaper16 05-20-2009 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Messier (Post 5781048)
There is a difference between thinking someone is over you head and thinking someone thinks THEY are over you head, if you can't understand that you're a ****ing moron.

You're babbling.

Saulbadguy 05-20-2009 08:42 PM

Jim Gaffigan actually did a bit about this sort of conversation.

"Oh, you didn't like that movie? You must have not gotten it."

I do admit though, most people i've met that like Dane Cook, swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 08:49 PM

People who like Dane Cook are the same people who think "Jackass" is brilliant, and Johnny Knoxville is a genius.

KCChiefsMan 05-20-2009 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5781506)
People who like Dane Cook are the same people who think "Jackass" is brilliant, and Johnny Knoxville is a genius.

it is brilliant of Johnny Knoxville, just like the big marketers of nascar. There are waaaaay more stupid people than intelligent people and why not easily take their money?

stlchiefs 05-20-2009 08:54 PM

I know I'm pages from the beginning of this thread, but I think Dane Cook sucks. I've watched numerous clips of his and have yet to laugh. He just doesn't do it for me.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stlchiefs (Post 5781535)
I know I'm pages from the beginning of this thread, but I think Dane Cook sucks. I've watched numerous clips of his and have yet to laugh. He just doesn't do it for me.

I can't stand his quasi-lisp.

Messier 05-21-2009 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5781198)
You're babbling.

apology accepted.

kysirsoze 05-21-2009 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5779923)
Zach is my favorite comedian working today.

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You're Welcome, everyone.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-21-2009 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Messier (Post 5782176)
apology accepted.

ROFL See, now THAT'S funny.

Reaper16 05-21-2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Messier (Post 5782176)
apology accepted.

Well played. For a dolt mother****.

Jilly 05-21-2009 10:11 AM

You know who's funny? Brian Regan. I don't know how to embed a vid, but I would. He seriously cracks me up.

wild1 05-21-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 5781473)
Jim Gaffigan actually did a bit about this sort of conversation.

"Oh, you didn't like that movie? You must have not gotten it."

I do admit though, most people i've met that like Dane Cook, swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.

only women and douchebags

Jilly 05-21-2009 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 5782795)
only women and douchebags

HEY :cuss:

Reaper16 05-21-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5782785)
You know who's funny? Brian Regan. I don't know how to embed a vid, but I would. He seriously cracks me up.

Brian Regan is awesome. He gets laughs out of the tried-and-true stand up subjects, somehow making these old-hat topics sound fresh again.

Demonpenz 05-21-2009 11:03 AM

The people that like dane cook is the people that i have to explain every joke i say in real life. Example

In st joseph we have a thing in the news paper "it's your call" it is ridiculous what people bitch at in there. So the other day






Random girl: Oh man these roads suck
Ray: Yeah, I wrote in to it's your call.....
Random girl: really?
Ray: Smacks forhead

Saulbadguy 05-21-2009 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5781506)
People who like Dane Cook are the same people who think "Jackass" is brilliant, and Johnny Knoxville is a genius.

Jackass is brilliant, though.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-21-2009 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 5783091)
Jackass is brilliant, though.

You know why I'm not going to give you shit about that? Because I'm not a Comedy Nazi and I think you should watch and like whatever in the merry, blue hell pleases you.;)


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