condoms, use them

agreed, but enough of this serious babble, and back to talking about my 2inch dick in your tuna can!!!!!!

That would be like a centipede in a bathtub.

ooo think of all those fuzzy feet

Centipedes don't wear slippers.

it's hard to find them in their size

And she takes it back to the issue of size.

LMAO LMAO

One of my favorite things about you 2 is I could totally imagine this exact same conversation in person.

It's true. I totally would.

The problems with conversations in person are that I don't have a backspace to clear away the truly insane things that pop into my head. I'm missing that brain/mouth filter thingy.

Something tells me Saccaggo has reciprocated himself.

:rolleyes: :shake:

Shootin blanks eh?

Well then, no need to hit the sale at Walmart.

Very true. I'm finding that out right now. My wife is 11 weeks preggers. Haven't really announced that here until now.

:clap::clap::clap:

Good luck and good health to mother, father and child.

Half the dudes here probably dream about that.

aunt flow
double dongs
not pregnant
is pregnant
to buttscrew or not to buttscrew that is the question
wants her to squirt in his mouth
Vagina = baby hole
vagina is dirtier than a bunghole.

HTF am i going to get back to sleep now? I don't know whether to puke, jerk off, smoke a stogie(for Herzig).........this one covered it all. It's like Ron Jeremy screwed the lifetime network.

I know, it's the best thread this offseason....

yep. gonna have to keep track of this one.

better yet, no talk of waters whining, meccamist/hamas not being around, or a single birthday wish....

periods aren't so bad, they bring people together.

Thank you!!! We need all the help we can get.

What in the hell? :spock:

Man, my new GF is way late, and her boobs are bigger................oh lord.

Don't stress babe. Maybe it's not yours!

When you get older you will likely look back and wish she HAD gotten pregnant.

nonsense

I don't know why we're celebrating a period. Around my house at period time I have to hide out for the next 5 days to avoid the wrath.

You sure you didn't meat up with Morgan Freeman acting as God?

Hello voice inside my head the entire 6+ years I was with my ex.

I like periods. They let me know when the next sentence begins.

No shit, My girlfriend's sister just moved in with us, this is the second month in a row that they are both bleeding together. I need a vacation....

Two words.

Pimp. Hand.

F that, they know how to punch very well. Don't let their pretty smiles decieve you. I better get them alone to try this....

ROFL I thought you were going to say "Three. Some."

ROFLROFL

know what you gotta tell two girls on the rag with two black eyes each?

My ex was so bad that I somehow managed to develop my own pre-man-strual emotional cycle, that to this day can make me wicked emo around the middle of every month.

Nothing. You already told the bitches twice.

sounds like this.

ping. pong. ding. dong.

i like battered woman

ROFL That fuggin made me laugh.

Original or extra crispy?

a nice scare, tends to bring back reality.....

What do 10,000 Battered women all have in common (besides tasting like shrimp)?















None of them know; when to shut the **** up!!!!

Hopefully it was a full blown period and not just spotting. Someone probably mentioned it but I wasn't going to go 11 plus pages to see.

NO it isn't. Young people are brainwashed to think having children is a BAD thing. In actuality, children are a blessing.

YES it is. If the guy isn't ready to have children thats his prerogative.