I know. It's an affliction and a burden.

symbolism.

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Warning.

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sequel

Ding Ding Ding.

Thank you for enlightening me as to what shorthand means. I was confused.

Go kill a patient.

only if you're in the hospital...

you would know.

i have a better idea...how bout you go fuck yourself.

damn...youre so close...NOT

wow we couldnt be more happy to hear you wont be joining us no more...who gives a fuck

yeah Luv....won't be joining us NO more

i agree...hes just a sick bast*rd

ya reckin?

I sure DO RECKIN.... ROFL

you got a problem with the way i talk b*tch?

Just so I'm clear, we have badgirl to thank for bring this sweet, delicate flower to CP?

yep yep thatd be correct...thanks

LMAO Like I said, I got 10 bucks that says this broad is over 2 bills.

I'm sorry, for what are you thanking me?

wtf are you talking about '2 bills'?

I'm sayin there's no doubt in my mind that you're north of 200 lbs. And by North I mean like, Greenland.

He thinks you are a legislator, or you like MMF action with chaps named Bill.

cause i know you were being a smart a** with the whole 'sweet delicate flower' shit so i was being one when i said thanks

Maybe, but you're a simple minded, semi-educated, racist, trailer park dwelling ass-wiper American. I wasn't interested in sporting with you, but I think you've plowed in and throw enough dumbass insults to deserve everything you get from here on out.

Oh. I was a little bit off base on that one.

ROFL I don't know, do you talk out loud while you type?

Easy there Trixie

Actually, I was not being facetious. You seem to be quite charming, in a rather odd kind of way.

May I ask you to describe your breasts and nipples?

Iowanian on the job!

That's okay, I figured the reason she thanked you was because you were the first person to ever refer to her as anything but a conniving ****, and I may have missed the mark on that one.

cuz you knew he be a smart ass wit the hole 'sweet delicate flower' shit so I were bein won win I sez thanks

English, with a wink. ;)

hey big boy i wouldnt dish it out if i couldnt take it...its all fun...
and no, i dont live in a trailor just to clear that up.

ROFL

Hey, honestly, this thread has potential for some of the best insults seen on CP. That would be ironic if the thread where bg21 first showed up made it into the HOC... Life can be funny like that.

babymama is a beady eyed cockholster with flapjack's for hooters and big puffy buttons that are highlighted by the tattoo's over them that say "press 1 for English" "Press 2 for Espanol"


I have no doubt that you can take it. badgranny said it's not uncommon for you to randomly take it in a public restroom, bar parking lot or the alley across from the piggly wiggly, which interestingly enough is what the local boys call your broken rusty sheriff badge.

what's a trailor?

FYP

i dont get it but ok...im a southern girl...and proud of it.

Holy shit I missed a good thread.

FYP /no offense MOhillbilly

uh no. why do you?

Which hospital do you work at if you don't mind me asking?

Why are you proud of being a "southern girl"?

By Southern you mean like, tree fiddy right?

He is saying, in simple terms, " YOU ARE PROBABLY A GINORMOUS FATTY "

ROFL

2 bills, three fiddy, fo turdy .... all meaningless to her...

So is babygirl a fan of the Q-U-E-E-F-S or the Titties?

well i can be sometimes...when im in the mood...well and it depends on who to...but yeah anyway...

excuse me? why would you want to know that?

His name is Donger. Use your imagination.

just show us a picture of your upper arms....that's all he needs and he can guess it

you suck

All n00bs at ChiefsPlanet have to do it.

He's got mad skills.

babymamadrama for some reason reminds me of the scene in 40yr old virgin where Andy is acting gangster to his pal's woman.

"Did you really say she was hurtin' for a squirtin?"
"OH yeah, I said that...she was hurtin for a squirtin"
"you better check your ho....knowhaAHsayin"


What gang do you roll with? The Icy Hawt Twuntaz?

:clap: I'll go ahead and let the punctuation slide this time.

not at liberty to say...

I sure you can be an absolute delight when the mood suits you. Of that I have no doubt.

Now, on to your breasts and nipples. Is there some reason I would not want to have such data?

just am...its who i am...who i'll always be...

Fair enough.

No **** that. This thread is worthless w/o pics. Even if they do come from tree fiddy.

Well, that is understandable. What distinguishes you from, say, a "northern girl"?

Does it have to do with your breasts and nipples?

hahaha knew that was coming... ROFL :shake:

I agree....but she was responding to my question of which hospital she worked at.

oh ok thanks for breaking that down for me...oh and yeah im probably the thickest fatty youve ever seen...ROFL

really? Because I don't think I'd be all that as excited about that. Maybe I'm not as guy-like as I thought.

Do you fly the battle flag? Is this why?

the dicks

all but this one

damn that movie is great! but too bad for you i aint no gangster...never have been...damn sure never will be.

chicken... I had to do it. Yep. All these guys know EXACTLY what my breasts and nipples look like. It's only fair, babygirl. Only fair.

You don't have to give the requested information publicly. I authorize you to send it to me via PM.

idk...is there? i mean i aint trash or nothin like that...i dont just up and describe my body features to whoever asks...

The average female has 206 bones in her body. Something tells me that its not uncommon for you to average 208-209 on weekends.



I'll bet you could describe your features in a simple way that would be able to paint the picture. I'll go ahead and assume you could be described like one of my favorite childhood foods....The pig in a blanket.

I'm sure that you have nothing with which to be ashamed.

LMAO

well it could have something to do with that...idk cause i dont look at other girls breasts and nipples...
either that or the fact i could hold my own