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stanleychief 08-05-2009 06:04 PM
Step 1: Setup webcam
Step 2: Invite her to change in your bedroom
Step 3: Provide url to webcam in this thread

Only then can we give you further advice. Oh, and leave some porn lying around. I've seen this work before.

stumppy 08-05-2009 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 5950802)
HEY! No laughing until you have seen me naked!
As long as she doesn't point and laugh.

Gary 08-05-2009 06:50 PM
This guy says you are putting the pussy on a pedestal...http://dvd.easycinema.com/easy/image...3916-large.jpg

wutamess 08-05-2009 06:56 PM
What's the rest of the texts?
Fuggin secretive CPers!

Katipan 08-05-2009 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 5950802)
HEY! No laughing until you have seen me naked!
Niiiiiice. Plants the thought in the girl's mind that sex is already a forgone conclusion while giving her the dominant role as the laugher and not the laughee.

You've talked to girls before...

wild1 08-05-2009 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5950740)
Invite her to a chatroom and ask her if she wants pics of your junk. That should work.
http://i32.tinypic.com/auwjtz.gif

Skip Towne 08-05-2009 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5951029)
Niiiiiice. Plants the thought in the girl's mind that sex is already a forgone conclusion while giving her the dominant role as the laugher and not the laughee.

You've talked to girls before...
Girls are simple little creatures. Easy to fool.

Katipan 08-05-2009 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5951139)
Girls are simple little creatures. Easy to fool.
Men are super complex.

Why, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever found one.

MahiMike 08-05-2009 07:55 PM
Tell her you're a talent agent for an adult modeling agency where she can make $1000/day but she has to do EXACTLY what you tell her. You'll need to make a tryout video to send to your boss.

BigMeatballDave 08-05-2009 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5951152)
Men are super complex.

Why, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever found one.
ROFL

Skip Towne 08-05-2009 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5951152)
Men are super complex.

Why, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever found one.
Heh. I just reeled in the one I was fishing for.

sedated 08-05-2009 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 5950719)
i.e. "I am headed out to (insert place/activity) with some friends... feel free to join" or "hey, I made too much (insert dish) if you haven't eaten feel free to drop by"
I love the "I made some extra [food], if you haven't eaten yet."

its casual and shows you can cook.

I would try to get together the first night the roommate is gone - you want to maximize the time you have to get those panties off; waiting until the last day might leave you only touching nipple.

boogblaster 08-05-2009 08:06 PM
Just put afew hundred dollar bills on your line and she'll reel right in ..

Katipan 08-05-2009 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5951220)
Heh. I just reeled in the one I was fishing for.
i cant believe i fell for your trick where you bait me by quoting my post in an attempt to foster an amusing conversation.
Posted via Mobile Device

Skip Towne 08-05-2009 08:30 PM
Anybody watching Ice Road Truckers? That Lisa Kelly is not only beautiful but has a great body. And....... she has the guts of a burglar. Not many girls like that around.

RJ 08-05-2009 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5951226)

I would try to get together the first night the roommate is gone - you want to maximize the time you have to get those panties off; waiting until the last day might leave you only touching nipple.

An excellent point. I have made similar mistakes in the past.

Skip Towne 08-05-2009 09:57 PM
Back on topic, you snooze, you lose

Simply Red 08-06-2009 08:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoHuge39 (Post 5950750)
Well it might be but a phone call lets say tomorrow evening saying something like you and some friends got some tickets "to (think of something cool a girl might enjoy along with yourself) don't know if you had anything going on. You'd be very welcome to come along if you'd like." Don't forget to mention the friends part!!! Pressure is off at that point. Your not asking her on a date....your just offering a night out with some good people for a girl that is from out of town. You'll really get to know each other. She's obviously very well educated so make sure it's something that will intrigue her. Maybe a wine tasting or something like that? Your a CP regular but at least act like your cultured for a night :D

You could wait until this weekend to get things started or you could have a serious protein defency come Monday if you listen to someone who fancies themselves pretty good at this shit. You don't get anything by not trying. Be subtley aggressive. That's some of my best stuff man....That's all I got. Do your worst Mr. SR!

Oh and (very important) make sure you've got toilet paper on the deal with a sparkling clean toilet and bathroom (trash can empty). She doesn't want to feel like she's at a frat house.
I just posted mine and see AustinChief took my thoughts and posted them before me........two guys giving the exact same advice=Sound advice.

umm, you're talking to Simply Red.

Simply Red 08-06-2009 08:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5950662)
Okay

she replied:

Awesome! Yeah I will probably want some pooltime this weekend, so let me know when you are going definitely.
haven't replied, i'm waiting 'til tomorrow and then indicating Sat. afternoon would be best.

Brock 08-06-2009 08:26 AM
Good grief.:banghead:

Simply Red 08-06-2009 08:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5951994)
Good grief.:banghead:
lol, what? I think it's best if I give it a day, no?

wutamess 08-06-2009 08:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5951992)
haven't replied, i'm waiting 'til tomorrow and then indicating Sat. afternoon would be best.
You sir, are a dumbass!
Just continuously text her and hold a fugging text conversation.
No replies may send the "you're not interested signal".

Please tell me you're not that naive.

Simply Red 08-06-2009 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5952043)
You sir, are a dumbass!
Just continuously text her and hold a fugging text conversation.
No replies may send the "you're not interested signal".

Please tell me you're not that naive.
girls like a challenge, I don't understand. I can connect quickly, I'm very warm and nurturing, she'll see this and the days won't matter. It'll happen fast, or so, I hope.

Simply Red 08-06-2009 09:04 AM
besides Roger, how can I trust you? you were trying to lead down a path of ttl. fail w/ the suggestion of the, 'When you gonna let me tap that ass' text. :banghead:

kepp 08-06-2009 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952080)
girls like a challenge
From the sounds of it, this one doesn't.

Fairplay 08-06-2009 11:24 AM
I just knew this thread would crash and burn.

SR grow some balls dude.

CoMoChief 08-06-2009 11:26 AM
Make her some Cream of Wheat.



I swear to God this works.

suds79 08-06-2009 11:28 AM
This tread is out of control. No way I'm going through all this to see what happened... And I'm too interested now to not find out. (sad I know)

Simply Red, Just either post a new thread with what happened when this is over or send me a msg.

wild1 08-06-2009 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5952043)
You sir, are a dumbass!
Just continuously text her and hold a fugging text conversation.
No replies may send the "you're not interested signal".

Please tell me you're not that naive.
No kidding.

What are you scared of? You're just talking. I thought you were the alpha? The alpha goes after what he wants and takes it. The normal everyday bottom of the food chain male follows these stupid rules and is afraid to talk to her for saying the wrong thing, and then misses his opportunity.

You're hoping you can hook up with her before she leaves Sunday? Either she is the type of woman who would do something like this (a s--t) or she isn't. You may as well appeal to the only type who will go for what you want. Your "prince charming" and midevil courtship approach is not going to get that done.

wutamess 08-06-2009 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952080)
girls like a challenge, I don't understand. I can connect quickly, I'm very warm and nurturing, she'll see this and the days won't matter. It'll happen fast, or so, I hope.
You're trying to nurture when all she wants is a temp shag buddy.
Don't give her shit or suggest doing shit for her except maybe a backrub in order to get touchy feely with her.

She's not looking to make you her man... why act like it?

Keep conversation with her before she uses the... something came up excuse.
I see where this is headed.

Simply Red 08-06-2009 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 5952682)
No kidding.

What are you scared of? You're just talking. I thought you were the alpha? The alpha goes after what he wants and takes it. The normal everyday bottom of the food chain male follows these stupid rules and is afraid to talk to her for saying the wrong thing, and then misses his opportunity.

You're hoping you can hook up with her before she leaves Sunday? Either she is the type of woman who would do something like this (a s--t) or she isn't. You may as well appeal to the only type who will go for what you want. Your "prince charming" and midevil courtship approach is not going to get that done.
she'll be there for 3-wks, and yes, I text her again.

wutamess 08-06-2009 12:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952089)
besides Roger, how can I trust you? you were trying to lead down a path of ttl. fail w/ the suggestion of the, 'When you gonna let me tap that ass' text. :banghead:
And I'm under the impression that it'll even work if this chick is as ready as you suggest. But waiting to play the conversation game will burn you every time.

wutamess 08-06-2009 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952696)
she'll be there for 3-wks, and yes, I text her again.
NOW... when she texts back keep the conversation going.
Nothing more annoying than waiting a long ass time for a response. You should know that from experience on your 1st texts.

Simply Red 08-06-2009 12:38 PM
forget her, LOOK AT THIS NEW EMAIL I GOT!!!->
 
Privet, my dear friend!

I want to go to sleep at night, wake up every day, and breathe
knowing you are truly mine. Well, never thought about placing my
profile here http://every-thingwithlove.com/74572/
I’m looking for a guy who is interested
in serious relations with deep, strong but tender, bright, charming,
intelligent, open and interesting person with great sense of humor
(myself) who will understand him and become a true partner by all
means. I'm a down to earth girl who's looking to meet new people. My
idea of a good first date would be dinner and then maybe a movie or
some drinks. I'm looking for someone who has the same interests
and wouldn't mind my company. If you're interested send me a smile.

Kiss-kiss
Anny

wutamess 08-06-2009 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952732)
Privet, my dear friend!

I want to go to sleep at night, wake up every day, and breathe
knowing you are truly mine. Well, never thought about placing my
profile here http://every-thingwithlove.com/74572/
I’m looking for a guy who is interested
in serious relations with deep, strong but tender, bright, charming,
intelligent, open and interesting person with great sense of humor
(myself) who will understand him and become a true partner by all
means. I'm a down to earth girl who's looking to meet new people. My
idea of a good first date would be dinner and then maybe a movie or
some drinks. I'm looking for someone who has the same interests
and wouldn't mind my company. If you're interested send me a smile.

Kiss-kiss
Anny
SPAM!

rockymtnchief 08-06-2009 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5952745)
SPAM!
Yup!

A Russian "girl" trying to get your cash. RUN!!!

sedated 08-06-2009 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952732)
Privet, my dear friend!

I want to go to sleep at night, wake up every day, and breathe
knowing you are truly mine. Well, never thought about placing my
profile here http://every-thingwithlove.com/74572/
I’m looking for a guy who is interested
in serious relations with deep, strong but tender, bright, charming,
intelligent, open and interesting person with great sense of humor
(myself) who will understand him and become a true partner by all
means. I'm a down to earth girl who's looking to meet new people. My
idea of a good first date would be dinner and then maybe a movie or
some drinks. I'm looking for someone who has the same interests
and wouldn't mind my company. If you're interested send me a smile.

Kiss-kiss
Anny
just send a couple thousand bucks over to Nigeria

Simply Red 08-06-2009 01:04 PM
LOL

rockymtnchief 08-06-2009 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5952803)
just send a couple thousand bucks over to Nigeria
Hell with that! Send me the money and I'll send you love letters and pictures of my girlfriend.:D

Simplex3 08-06-2009 01:21 PM
I've been married almost 15 years and *I* can tell you this chick wants to screw. The only question is are you going to be the guy who's around when she decides now is the time or are you going to be waiting to text her?

Invite her over tonight. Not tomorrow night. Not Saturday. Tonight. Before she decides you aren't interested and hooks up with some douchebag. If your friend is still in town tonight then invite them both over for dinner "so she doesn't have to leave a mess and can get her things packed." After dinner turn on a movie or something. Your neighbor will need to leave and the other chick might stay behind 'to finish the movie'.

I wouldn't worry about ruining anything with your neighbor. If she was that interested in you she'd be dating you, not some other guy.

Don't be a dick, but show her without a doubt that you're interested. She'll do the rest given the opportunity.

Simply Red 08-06-2009 01:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 5952934)
I've been married almost 15 years and *I* can tell you this chick wants to screw. The only question is are you going to be the guy who's around when she decides now is the time or are you going to be waiting to text her?

Invite her over tonight. Not tomorrow night. Not Saturday. Tonight. Before she decides you aren't interested and hooks up with some douchebag. If your friend is still in town tonight then invite them both over for dinner "so she doesn't have to leave a mess and can get her things packed." After dinner turn on a movie or something. Your neighbor will need to leave and the other chick might stay behind 'to finish the movie'.

I wouldn't worry about ruining anything with your neighbor. If she was that interested in you she'd be dating you, not some other guy.

Don't be a dick, but show her without a doubt that you're interested. She'll do the rest given the opportunity.

man, that's hot! I've missed you!

Simplex3 08-06-2009 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952953)
man, that's hot! I've missed you!
I lurk. I'll respond to people or topics I give a crap about.

Seriously man, if you're interested, go for it. Worst case scenario she says no and you can play the pity card with your neighbor. Best case you spend the next three weeks shagging a beautiful 24 year old girl who will be willing to experiment because you both know it's a short term deal. Hell, maybe you two really hit it off and it works out longer term. You won't know if you don't try.

:shrug:

Simplex3 08-06-2009 02:10 PM
Oh, and by the way, the ONLY reason Sabrina tells you that Christie is Ok with casual sex is because Christie is interested.

Brock 08-06-2009 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 5953100)
Oh, and by the way, the ONLY reason Sabrina tells you that Christie is Ok with casual sex is because Christie is interested.
+1

Halfcan 08-06-2009 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952732)
Privet, my dear friend!

I want to go to sleep at night, wake up every day, and breathe
knowing you are truly mine. Well, never thought about placing my
profile here http://every-thingwithlove.com/74572/
I’m looking for a guy who is interested
in serious relations with deep, strong but tender, bright, charming,
intelligent, open and interesting person with great sense of humor
(myself) who will understand him and become a true partner by all
means. I'm a down to earth girl who's looking to meet new people. My
idea of a good first date would be dinner and then maybe a movie or
some drinks. I'm looking for someone who has the same interests
and wouldn't mind my company. If you're interested send me a smile.

Kiss-kiss
Anny
yep those Russians are hot-they will send you some pics then wnt airfare to they can come over and lover you forever.

chasedude 08-06-2009 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 5952975)
You won't know if you don't try.

:shrug:
Simplex said it there.

Just like the lottery. You can't win if you don't play!

I'll think it'll do you some mental goodness too dude.

Sex is a wonderful way of taking problems off your mind.

wutamess 08-07-2009 02:40 PM
Any updates?

Brock 08-07-2009 02:42 PM
yawn

Simply Red 08-07-2009 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5956451)
Any updates?
you mean besides the fact that she is loud as hell and I couldn't sleep last night? None, also, that may've cost her dis' cock.

Stewie 08-07-2009 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956472)
you mean besides the fact that she is loud as hell and I couldn't sleep last night? None, also, that may've cost her dis' cock.
What? She had some dude over there? Or was your neighbor down on her? We NEED to know these details.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 5956500)
What? She had some dude over there? Or was your neighbor down on her? We NEED to know these details.
yes, I believe so, though I'm not sure,

I'm certainly not reaching out to her, anymore. My heart was heavy and I almost cried.

Iowanian 08-07-2009 02:55 PM
Early bird gets the worm.

Monty 08-07-2009 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956472)
you mean besides the fact that she is loud as hell and I couldn't sleep last night? None, also, that may've cost her dis' cock.
http://swittersb.files.wordpress.com.../duct-tape.jpg

ziggysocki 08-07-2009 02:55 PM
You snooze, you lose amigo.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty (Post 5956528)
ROFL damn man.

Stewie 08-07-2009 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956512)
yes, I believe so, though I'm not sure,

I'm certainly not reaching out to her, anymore. My heart was heavy and I almost cried.
Find out! It may have been Mr. Vibrator. Buy a bottle of wine and text her to come over for a drink. It's Friday ****ing night!!!

Lumpy 08-07-2009 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956512)
yes, I believe so, though I'm not sure,

I'm certainly not reaching out to her, anymore. My heart was heavy and I almost cried.
Well if u didn't hear a guy too, how can u be so certain? Maybe she just busted out the ol' toy box. ;)

Simply Red 08-07-2009 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 5956532)
You snooze, you lose amigo.
it's okay. I'm going to see my therapist about this tonight, I'll be ok, next thread like this, I'll be certain that there is a mutual vested-interested before posting. Carry on... chalk it - 'FAIL'

Brock 08-07-2009 02:58 PM
FEAR OF REJECTION

Simply Red 08-07-2009 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 5956544)
Well if u didn't hear a guy too, how can u be so certain? Maybe she just busted out the ol' toy box. ;)
just music, yes,

I did hear a guy, but considering my APT is often like a FRAT hs. It could've been a level up or down, or off in the courtyard.

teedubya 08-07-2009 03:00 PM
Simply Red... you sir... are ****ing reeruned.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5956550)
FEAR OF REJECTION
Honestly, you're correct. What can I say? Since the divorce my game has been disrupted, I won't try to hide that. Do you think Burt would be interested in holding me and discussing rejection?

first part of the paragraph was truthful.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5956562)
Simply Red... you sir... are ****ing reeruned.
:eek:

my step brother has DS, thanks man.

Brock 08-07-2009 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956564)
Honestly, you're correct. What can I say? Since the divorce my game has been disrupted, I won't try to hide that. Do you think Burt would be interested in holding me and discussing rejection?

first part of the paragraph was truthful.
It seems to me you need to get some guy friends, and not on the internet. A pal wouldn't let you do this to yourself.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5956572)
It seems to me you need to get some guy friends, and not on the internet. A pal wouldn't let you do this to yourself.
that's another thing, i'm trying to stay away from alcohol, so that even affects that, finding a friend thing, but yeah, most of my friends haven't ****ed up their marriage, yet.

teedubya 08-07-2009 03:06 PM
Hitting on chicks is the easiest thing in the world... if you have a bit of self-confidence and self-worth.

What is the WORST thing that can happen? Well, you don't get the chick, right? Well, do you have the chick NOW? No... so the worst thing... is to DO NOTHING!

teedubya 08-07-2009 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956570)
:eek:

my step brother has DS, thanks man.
My brother has William's Syndrome and has the brain capacity of about a 7 year old. And... uh, he has a girlfriend.

teedubya 08-07-2009 03:08 PM
And what is FUNNY about this thread... is you ASKED us to instruct you... and you IGNORED all advice. You deserve to not get the poon.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5956588)
Hitting on chicks is the easiest thing in the world... if you have a bit of self-confidence and self-worth.

What is the WORST thing that can happen? Well, you don't get the chick, right? Well, do you have the chick NOW? No... so the worst thing... is to DO NOTHING!
and this is good therapy, it's easy to loose your burst w/ game, very. I know all of you don't know this. But it is, and I'm generally OVERconfident, @least I used to be.

there still may be a chance @ her, but she'll have to pursue, she really hurt my feelings last night w/ the disrespect. I woke up and immediately negrepped googlegoogle just to help w/ the stress.

Stewie 08-07-2009 03:12 PM
So, SR. What's the better path? Give up the drink for a therapist, or bang some quality poon that will straighten your ass out anyway? I vote the tang.

Brock 08-07-2009 03:14 PM
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5956600)
And what is FUNNY about this thread... is you ASKED us to instruct you... and you IGNORED all advice. You deserve to not get the poon.
Wait, i thought the rule was to do the exact opposite of what you all recommend... Is that no longer that standing rule?

rockymtnchief 08-07-2009 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5956629)
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
X 12,745,632!!!

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5956629)
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
GO NEXT DOOR AND TALK TO HER
I'm still at work, I will later after I clean up and wash my balls, and stuff.

teedubya 08-07-2009 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956605)
and this is good therapy, it's easy to loose your burst w/ game, very. I know all of you don't know this. But it is, and I'm generally OVERconfident, @least I used to be.

there still may be a chance @ her, but she'll have to pursue, she really hurt my feelings last night w/ the disrespect. I woke up and immediately negrepped googlegoogle just to help w/ the stress.
How did SHE disrespect YOU? YOU didn't return her texts... you were waiting for the sun and the moon and the stars to be in perfect alignment, instead of seizing the ****ing day. It's Carpe Diem... seize the day... It's not "Carpe Saturday afternoon, hopefully.... unless some other dude hits it firstiem"

Stewie 08-07-2009 03:17 PM
In the mean time...

http://hypem.com/track/741095/Joe+Wa...+Like+Big+Tits

teedubya 08-07-2009 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956634)
Wait, i thought the rule was to do the exact opposite of what you all recommend... Is that no longer that standing rule?
96.27% of the people have your best interest at heart...

wild1 08-07-2009 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5956600)
And what is FUNNY about this thread... is you ASKED us to instruct you... and you IGNORED all advice. You deserve to not get the poon.
this

Iowanian 08-07-2009 03:24 PM
Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky.

He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5956665)
Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky.

He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.
LMAO


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