Play with it, son, but don't talk to it.

Fax, Iowaian, BobDole, Tiny Evel and Demonpenz.

I could only pick five.

Cheer up; I'll take you to Molly Murphy's and let "Prince" have his way with you!:D

That is all i will add, that is correct.

and Fax, and Morphius, and Rausch.

I rewarded the guy who picked me with 3633 rep points. The rest of you can pound sand

I don't know any of you, so I defer to the board's expertise and pick the five hottest female posters you have. :shrug:

DISCLAIMER: this means ACTUAL WOMEN. Not crossdressers, sexually-ambivalent types, or other such sorts you might have hanging around here.

I think there are only three left. Katipan, Lumpy, and Jilly. You might have to throw a couple of crossdressers in there.

Well, call me a clancy, had I known after-dinner, non-stop SAKE! was included, then I would've voted for you. Of course, I haven't voted for anyone yet, so maybe you'd be the first on my list- just make sure not to forget the sake.

:spock: Aren't you female? Wouldn't that make at least four women here?

If there aren't five, maybe one of the guys will clean up nice and look good in a skirt...

I picked you, you're just to old to remember :D

You said hot. I'm disqualified. I'm sure GoChiefs would look cute in the right slinky dress and a padded bra.

Ooooohhhh sankyou! :D

Bullshit

I have pouty lips and great eyes. I'd make a perfect cross dresser.

Well, technically, I said, "the five hottest women". If there are only four women then, by definition, they're all among the five hottest, even if they look like an unshaven Rosie O'Donnell after a five-mile jog on a 90-degree day. (I'm not saying you do, since I don't know you.)

Now, while it's true that some of the boys might prettify into a half-decent transvestite, if there's still a twig-and-berries in the equation then technically they still can't count. It would be "four women and a good-lookin' Thai-boy". So the question would then become, "How ugly would a woman have to be to make you turn gay?" That topic is a slippery slope to hell, ending with someone being drunk in the gutter with a sore butthole, so I'd rather not delve too deeply into it (pardon the phrasing)...

Yes, you would.

http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/imag...ossdresser.jpg

Booger and Redrum butt only if we can have billay for dinner.

This thread is useless without pi... uh, waitaminute, never mind.

Is that the chick from "Cold Case"? She's hawt!

... oh I forgot bout FAX sorry bud ...

ROFL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwknFJpjl9g

I have seen pictures of him, he is a homely guy! as a chick :eek:

I think Simply Red is the only one I feel comfortable enough with to be quite honest. The rest of you are freaks.

I guess luv, but not alone. That would just be weird.

Hey simply spoon.

I would buy you supper...

You're still talking about dinner, I hope, right? :)

luv and Simply Red are the only ones who wouldn't be intimidated by my celebrity.

Maybe Bob Dole.

ROFL Chi-please!

Shut up KAREN!!! :grr:

:spock:

:shake:

Actually, I still (for now) have my man card...

I am not Karen and that is the first time I have been told to shut up for agreeing with someone :spock:

Can you start a poll about it?

I got picked again so I gave Burt 3633 rep points.

So, who else is going out with us while you're here?

You.

The hot bitches we run into will join our merry band.

LMAO

Dane
Saulbadguy
Frazod
Luv
WilliamTheIrish

You would pay to see it.

Of those I haven't met that I'd like to break bread with or get drunk with...

katipan(seems like she'd be a fun drunk)
Skip(I think we have more in common than we know)
chi-town(seems like a helluva good guy)
otter(same as above)
jenny gump(clay could come along but I'd like to see the mystery woman just once to make sure she really exists)

Well hell, if this is about having dinner, I'm going with the Planeteers who can burn. I'm busting out the grills and the smokers. To name a few....

FMB!, cdcox, Simply Red, Phobia, Tooge, Stewie and all the rest of the regualrs in the cooking/grilling threads. And Dinny Blues, he can bring some homemade sausage, I know that would be good on the grill. I'm gonna relax, drink some beer and take the trash out when it's done. I'll buy the beer and the charcoal....we'd need a lot of both.

Sorry, can't pick just 5. Barbecuing is too much trouble for just 5.

Rep

oh oh, i"ll make the cold salads!!!!!!!

Suddenly I want to watch a "Honeymooners" rerun...

I'm counting on you for the apricot preserve/ liquid smoke barbecue sauce. Great on meat, fish, poultry, seafood and vegetables.

I'm not in KC.

I was thinking "skip dinner", but whatever works for you...:D

Yeah, uh...., let's uh, do that another night, k?

kROFL

You can just hang out with Guru all night, he doesn't drink either.

And I would go to White Castle with you any day, SR.

I'd say I'd stay sober with you, but that would be a lie.

WTF happened to this thread? Talk about a major hijacking. Ironic that the new subject is about planes.

Nah,we need someone sober to be able to drive to get food :D

They pulled out of the KC area completely. I'd have to go to either Minneapolis or St Louis to enjoy one now.

Sorry, I didn't intend for it to be a hijack.

Oh, and I'm having troubles getting past you wanting to be on everyone's tip.

This List and you OTW. and Luv if she is ever in town... essentially, lets just get dinner after football on saturdays this fall....

Maybe I'll remember meeting up with you this time...lol.

Haha! You were so done that night! You were a mess...

You have no idea, usually Phil (Phobia) is on a stretcher, Roger is limping, DaveLane who is like 150 years old is still running sprints, and both my groins are pulled after 3 hours.... im usually in bed by 6pm on this afternoons... we have yet to go out afterwards...