Jesus Christ Troy was bad. Horrendous. Brad Pitt was horrible. Worse than horrible. The problem for Troy was that Alexander came out at the same time. Troy had all the makings of one of the worst movies ever, but all the negatives went to Alexander instead.

Yep. One big POS that movie.

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What sucked about Troy was that it COULD have been a good movie.

In fact, I sort of liked the ending, but the beginning and middle were so stupid, so full of idiocy, that it washed out the rather strong ending scene.

I mean, c'mon they had WW2 era beach obstacles (stakes set up in the beach) against pre classical ships? HELLLO...how f'n stupid can you get? They filmed an opposed beach landing scene!!!! In ancient frigg'n warfare!!!!

She looks pretty hot to me. I guess our definition of fat and ugly must be far different. Drew was hot in Charlie's Angels & Ever After, though neither movie was great.

Paul Blart Mall Cop. I Redboxed it. Terrible, TERRIBLE decison.

They evidently built a giant wooden horse within a week as well.

The Trojan War is one of my favorite stories of all time. What a horrid display of Americanism.

I actually thought it was kind've silly....it wasn't that bad imo

I expected it to be horrible as hell but i guess i kinda like kevin james

I know that I'll get very little agreement here, but I actually liked Wyatt Earp better than Tombstone. Both movies are good, but Tombstone is a melodramitic popcorn flick while Earp is more of an Epic film. I also thought Kilmer was cartoonish(albeit cool) as Doc. Quaid transformed into a whispy Doc Holiday that was far closer to most photos and descriptions of the actual man. Both are great movies, I'll pick the one with more depth.

Yup, same genres but greatly different styles. I liked both.

I thought Donnie Darko was a terrible movie.

What a load of pretentious bullshit.

Please tell me someone mentioned Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Battlefield Earth?

I'm still trying to finish this thread, but you totally called
the one I was going to choose: "Churchball"... I'd say just about all those Mormon movies are bad. And while I'm at it Scientology movies suck too... Battlefield Earth might be the worst SciFi movie ever, and I like bad SciFi movies like Starship Troopers.

Yeah, I love Kevin James but his personality that he portrayed was nothing like what we see in his old sitcom. The movie wasn't absolutely terrible but I was disappointed.

Two of the worst I have seen in the theater by memory. Pretty Woman which I fell asleep during and Serpent and the Rainbow which is I think the only movie I ever actually left the theater. I was in high school at the time but just didn't get it and to this day have never desired to watch it again.

Surprised at a lot of the choices on here though. Some of the movies mentioned (Twister, Days of Thunder, any of the Star Wars flicks), I watch every time I come across them on the tube. Shows how varied peoples opinions are.

The worst movie I've ever seen in a theater is still Batman and Robin.

"Mega Force" 1982.

Although "Panic Room" runs a very close second.

That was really bad. Baby's Day Out (on a date) was horrible.

BTW, Isn't this entire thread a repost? I know we've done this at least one other time.

Yes, Battlefield Earth. Wow! Just awful. I actually watched it in S. Korea and the most interesting thing about it (other than Travolta's acting) were the rats helping themselves to about 3 weeks worth of food left on the theater floor.

The movies I hate most are tear jerkers, and/or depressing movies where you know how they'll end from the very beginning.

November Rain, A Walk To Remember, Titanic, and my newest most hated movie- Marely and Me- I thought that awful mess was going to be a freaking comedy.

You thought Marley and Me was going to be a comedy? wow, you got blindsided at the end, huh...

Wasn't that the dead dog at Christmas movie?

Uh, yes it was. It ruined my wife for a week.

Whoever authorized the release of that movie over the Holidays should be shot.

I was so flippin' angry at the end! I was almost yelling because I'm so pissed, and my wife was in tears telling me I'm just not in touch with my feelings...like I want to have that conversation! Ug... YeAh I was a bit blindsided.

Why even make movies like that?

Yeah, I wanted to go see Valkyrie (an equally terrible movie) but got overruled.

Agreed!

It was probably Dane. That bastard.:)

Tear jerkers don't bother me, but I couldn't stand titanic (and I did see it in a theater). I thought it was just an overhyped piece of crap.

LOTR movies were a snoozefest. I'm sure I'll catch some shit for this...

I liked what Chuck Klosterman said about Titanic:

"It's a movie for people who don't like movies".

Not from me. I don't sit in a non-smoking theater for 2.5 hours to watch a bunch of gay midgets with hairy feet traipse through some Englishman's mushroom-trip.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

there is a lot of craziness going on in this thread.

The happening could be the worst of all time. Crank was ridiculous. Warlock was even more ridiculous.

But dont get all the hate towards Kevin Smith, PCU....even Saving Silverman. Lots of good laughs in all of those...
And a lot of people will disagree....but I loved Short Cuts (Altman is usually a love/hate issue)

Hated Pineapple Express and Heartbreak kid

But hey...different strokes for different folks

I just don't get Seth Rogen at all.

It's like I am supposed to find him funny, the director obviously expects it, his co-stars expect it, hell - I am thinking he is gonna lean toward the camera and say "Hey, Russ, watch this" and I am still wondering what is so funny? He is a miserable actor and not even an adequate comedian.

I'll quote the part of your post I agree with.

Sandler has stretched the Happy Gilmore style of slapstick too much. I've yet to see a movie he does that shows he's a good actor.

Blonde and blonder has to be the biggest pile of crap I have ever seen.Yeah 2 hot women can make just about anything watchable,but this one was awful!!!!
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The Worst of the Worst (Since 2000)

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides..._of_the_worst/

punch-drunk love was pretty good.

Scenes from a mall: Woody Allen, bette midler sex in an LA movie theatre. Unwatchable

Seth Rogan is more of a straight-man I think...maybe

that movie rocked

You need to see Reign Over Me. Adam Sandler does a good job in it. It's not a comedy. He plays a guy that has severe post-traumatic stress syndrome. I'm sure you've heard of it.

Notice how just about ever Xmas comedy (or lack there of) is listed on there.

There's not Xmas comedy that's worth watching over than Xmas Vacation, which is ****ing hilarious and in a class of it's own.

Xmas with the Kranks is only rated 58? I thought it was the worst movie ever.

Proud to say, though I've heard of 95+ of those I haven't seen one of them.

Though I must confess, I own 'Killing Me Softly' b/c it's supposed to have Heather Graham naughty bits aplenty, but I it just sits on the shelf gathering dust.

HAH!!!! I knew Redline would be on there. My roomate loves that movie....hes the king of shitty movies. #9 ROFL

Bad Santa was pretty friggin funny tho.

Even the trees f***ing walked!

Dude? Not cool.

Cider House Rules blew Donkey wang. Only movie I walked outta the theatre on.

Movie was great. Don Cheadle was great in it as well.

1. Howard The Duck
2. Little Shop of Horrors
3. ANY Tim Allen movie

Coincidentally, mini-celeb commentator ZMF [Zodiac Mother****er] is sufficiently chummy with TheAVCluvb staff to convince them to host his commentary track for Crank 2. Haven't listened to it, but he's a pretty funny guy in the comments section.

http://videos.theonion.com/avclub_au...rank_2-ZMF.mp3

Blair Witch Project. Wutta stupid freakin fail. Might not count in this thread cuz it wasn't really a movie... just an ill-conceived experiment that didn't work. Fuggers advertised & released it anyway.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Movies I think are horrible but others generally like:

300
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Requiem for a Dream

Can't argue with any on that list.

lmfao ballistics ecks vs sever, i heard that movie was epic fail when it came out...funny to see it #1 on that list

i think ive seen 2 movies on that whole list

This I will agree with. I laugh everytime I see that little fat kid.

ROFL Thurman Murman

My boss at my job is Cheadle's cousin.

I can see why some people don't like the other 3 but Pulp Fiction? :spock:

That would be on a list for best movies in last 15-20 years.

If the search is accurate, it's a crime this has gone 300 posts without a mention of this miserable abortion:

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To understand how bad this was, you first have to agree, as I'm sure we all do, that the original Teen Wolf is one of the great movies of our times. Has there been a better character created in film over the last 30 years than Coach Bobby Finstock? I didn't think so.

You've also got Styles, the angry liquor store guy, Boof, Chubby, the list of classic characters goes on and on. LEMONADE, MY MAN, WHAT IT IS?

Then comes this piece of shit. Instead of being about Michael J. Fox's character, it's about his cousin. Who... gets driven to college by Michael J. Fox's dad from the first movie. And who is rooming with Styles and Chubs, Michael J. Fox's friends from the first movie.

Quite obviously, we can deduce that they meant for this to be about Michael J. Fox's character, but Michael was told "You can be in this sequel or you can get Parkinson's Disease" and he thought about it for 3 seconds and took the Parkinson's. Who can blame him?

So, OK, it's the cousin of the Teen Wolf from the first movie. But he gets to his dorm room and meets Styles, and guess what? It's a different actor playing Styles. They couldn't even get the original Styles, who did next to nothing after Teen Wolf, to come back for this.

Then the cousin finds out that he has a boxing scholarship to this college, despite never having boxed in his life. So he goes to see the coach and, hey, it's Coach Finstock! Moving up in the world! Except... it's a different actor playing Coach Finstock.

This obviously begs the question: if half the original cast was replaced by different actors, yet the characters remained the same, why not just have Jason Bateman take over Michael J. Fox's role instead of this ridiculous cousin business?

They then proceed to completely copy the original Teen Wolf, except they do it far worse, and with boxing instead of basketball. And to cap off this epic disaster, Cousin of Teen Wolf refuses to change into the wolf for his final boxing match but (spoiler) still wins it anyway despite NEVER BEING A BOXER before he went to college.

I mean, pre-wolf Michael J. Fox wasn't LeBron in the original movie, but at least he was ON the basketball team the whole time. This guy goes from never having boxed at all to beating the state champ or whatever the hell happened. Come on.

If you can actually watch this entire movie without killing your family and then yourself, you are truly at harmony with the universe. And with that in mind, I award Teen Wolf Too THE OFFICIAL CHRIS BENOIT SALUTE OF EXCELLENCE.

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Ummm no. The first one was shit too.

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Ed...a monkey joins a professional baseball team, also has one of the dudes from Friends
Any of the Air Bud movies
SyFy network movies with the giant killer ants, bugs, crocodiles...etc

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they made a movie about people being attacked by thier own shit.

ROFL

All of the American Pie Movies

Anything with Ben Stiller, Will Ferrel, Vince Vaughn, or Owen Wilson in it. I mean, seriously, these guys are supposed to be funny? Lamest bunch of morons out there. Wish it could have been some of these guys dying instead of Heath Ledger, Patrick Swayze, and Bernie Mac.

Spaceballs

Moulin Rouge

Chicago...not a fan of musicals

WTF, man?!?!? :D

Whelp, see you in Hell!!!!! :evil:

Dude, Spaceballs was awesome. It was stupid funny ha, ha, ha kind of a way. Not like stupid "WTF is this reeruned teen wolf pr0n?"

Somebody's got to say it....

Your and idiot!

Sorry. I'm with jj. Spaceballs was the suck. As in it sucked the stink off the festered ass of a menstruating skunk suck. And then consider it in the context of being directed/produced by the same guy who gave you Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles and History of the World. I mean, "the Schwartz?" C'mon guys. I know Mel did some amazing stuff, but this was a pile of shit.

Escort this Philistine to the Alomar Forest!

That would be on my list... other movies that I walked out of the theater and vowed never to speak of them again (well, there goes that):

The Happening
Master of Disguise
Final Fantasy

You obviously aren't a fan of humor either.

What a ****ing awful post.

LMAO

I only seen one of the movies listed. Most i never heard of or already knew they were piles of dung so i never bothered watching them.

Man, that is one epic list of suck.

Every Larry the Cable Guy movie is on there.LMAO

You expected something decent? I saw the previews and knew it was gonna be crap.

total rip off of the seth rogen mall cop movie