I dunno, but she's kinda funny.

I like Booty shorts and a tank top.

Short girls. pref 5'5 or under, bubble ass.

Thats all I really care about.

What a horrible thing to say. I'm afraid I am going to have to give you negative reputation for this post.

Eh..whatever. My life will go on without your approval, or positive feelings.

What!!! :eek:

you know it's illegal to neg rep boobies :cuss:

Speaking of boobies, which of the following best describes yours?

A. (.)(.)


B. (.)(.)


C. (.)(.)

What, no option D or DD?

You can blame Kyle for that, the size 7 font is the largest available.

I don't see you having a long tenure here if you let little things under your skin.

Trust me, that doesn't stop people.

only the exposed kind

Well, honey, I was actually kidding. I guess I should have added a smiley face. I figured he was intentionally goading me by coming back with the broad comment, so I had a laugh and called him an ass hole. But since this has obviously annoyed so many people, I am really, truly, sorry that you took me seriously.

Well, fundamentally men are pigs who could care less about the accessorizing. I know that I, personally, rarely notice makeup unless it's overdone (which is bad), rarely notice jewelry unless its gaudy (which is bad) and never, ever notice shoes or handbags or any of that crap.

Hair, how much skin is showing, and how tight/loose the clothes are are about all that I (and most men, I think) notice. Usually the rule is more skin the better and the tighter the clothes are the better, but avoid looking trashy, and only if you can carry it off. Nobody wants to see a bulging belly (i.e. overhang). Dress to accentuate the positive and minimize the negative.

The usual rule is long, straight hair is preferred, but certainly women can pull off shorter hair if they have the right face for it.

And for God's sake don't over do the makeup, perfume or jewelry. Less CAN be more.

I think the word broad in reference to a woman is funny, that's why I use it. If everybody used that term, I would most likely stop. I'm 28, and have never called anyone a fox, because it isn't funny to me.
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Excellent explanation.

I find understatement to be very sexy. A look that says, "Sure, I could do more, but I don't need to".

I think the point of the thread is - what if the person "needs (or wants) to do more".

the Megan Foxes of the world can obviously do little wrong, but 97% of the population isn't so lucky.

So, you're saying that we should embrace the term 'broad' really? Destigmatize it in a way? Then it might fall out of our vernacular. I'm all for that. Count me in on your revolution.

So do I need to put a smiley face here to denote that I'm joking around?

Real turn offs: cruelty

Real turn ons: intelligence and a sense of humor. Someone that likes pub food, but will try things that are different. Adventurous. Oh and wine...must like wine. Even if its' that crappy sweet stuff. :rolleyes:

I'm talking about average women. To me, a woman looks better when she doesn't try to do too much. I like a woman who knows how to put herself together without looking flashy or store bought, if that makes sense.

skirts are a big turn-on ... it's like some torturous tease because you wanna see what's under there and women are so good at crossing and uncrossing their legs and just the right time to prevent "peekage"




show me the color of your panties, gawd dammit!! :cuss:






:D

Understated was the word I was looking for

I get the feeling you and Bugeater know each other.....? No?

Either way, welcome.

I likes me some understatement!

Esto.

And I would like to add:

Pink Lips. No, not red lips, not lips with "lip" liner around them, nice, soft pink lips.

Hands. Chick has to have nice hands. I can't have man hands on a woman. No short and stubbies. Long, slender woman hands is what i need.

Feet. Gotta have nice feet. No bunyons or whatever they're called and no snaggle toes!

And I enjoy ass and legs. I love long slender legs. Mmmm......especially when they wrap around you.....tis the best i say.

Clothing: I prefer the rocker girl kinda look. I digg the chick's who shop at Tilly's. Emo chicks are smokin' hot, almost as hot as punk rock girls. The "Suicide girls".....mmmm....if i knew how to make the drool icon it would be inserted here.

Boy do I!

Although last night, I was watching cinemax, accidentally....:rolleyes:..... and there was some show about sex in the dominican....those girls aren't understated at all....but something about them.....wow.

What made you think they know each other?

Maybe she's just a fast learner. :D

Just the banter between them...go back and check it out. He seemed way too familiar with her.

If I were say hanging out on the beach in Rio, I would forget all about how much I like understatement.

Right. And then she called Bug an asshole. Thus, my point.....she may just be a fast learner. Or his wife.

Oh, and those socks that go up to your knees. Those are hot!

And a football jersey with just some booty shorts. or no shorts, that works too. With some nice long slender legs......**** yeah!

I love eye make up if it's done right. Chicks with tatts are hot.

Keep the piercings though, not into it unless its on your tongue, nipples or vagina.

Yeah. And those neck choker things are pretty ****ing hot too sometimes.

something...like this?

<img src="http://wymansports.webs.com/USC%20Girl.jpg">

Exactly like that, but ditch the boots. Im not into boots.

And here is my list of Dont's:

Ugg Boots. GTFO with those stupid things. Whoever thought that was a good idea should be shot.

Animal print: I may be alone in this one, but i don't wanna **** a zebra.

Jeans/pants that sag at the butt. C'mon ladies.

Those fake puffy animal coats. Especially down here in SoCal. WTF?

Hair up in a bun. Well.....It can be rocked if you're going with the sexy secretary/school teacher look, however.

Conan the Barbarian Heels: You know what im talking about? The ones that wrap around your calves and make you look like you just walked off the set of 300? Those. Leave them in the store. Please.

Oddly enough, I could go with this list.

there are exceptions

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To be fair, that body could rock a clown suit and still be bangin'

I like girls with their own style. As long as you are confident and rocking it out, the rest takes care of itself....

Wait, what?

BTW, I had to adblock your avatar. WTF is that all about?

Today I sat at the bar and the bartender was a hot girl with a big bump on her nose, just like Giada De Laurentiis.

I love women with those type of noses! Just no Jimmy Durante's. Not sure when or where it started.

I also love women with hot feet......:hmmm:

Unless a woman's trying to be sexy, being modest in dress / classic in style yet hinting what's being covered up as being "worth the price of admission" is good.

Or yoga pants and track shorts.

well fitting jeans that don't give too much away, but still show her shape. An untucked 3/4 sleeve baseball type shirt, footwear that shows a little foot, hair in a pony tail.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4528837684167634&pid=1.9

this!

I'M JOKING!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ftQCBafCSr...+secretary.jpg

on a serious note , the secretary look has to be my fav..

not so much this gal, but his look. Hot chics in sports clothes drive me nut.

TYPO!!!!"this" look, not "his" look. yikes

We aren't here to judge you.

Well, I have an extremely wide range of looks that I find attractive so I'll attempt to narrow down the things that turn me on the most..

-Long hair. I like dark hair the most but it doesn't matter to me if its straight or curly. I really like hair that goes down to the small of a woman's back.

-Tan and light brown skin. From Jessica Alba to a bit darker than Beyonce is my favorite range. It's for this reason that I think I tend to find Hispanic women the most attractive.

-French manicures and pedicures. I have a weird foot thing. I wouldn't call it a fetish, but I definitely notice a woman's feet. I can't stand big feet, ashy heels, toes that are spread out (I like them to be compact and put-together if that makes sense), or when the second toe is noticeably longer than the big toe. When a woman does her nails it just shows that she takes care of herself and for some reason, the French tips really stand out to me.

-Hoop earrings. Yes, like those ones you see on ghetto ass Puerto Rican girls LMAO I don't know why but they're sexy as hell.

-Wide hips and thick thighs. The BBW thread is my favorite on this site; what can I say?

I was a better poster two years ago

I like it when a mother and daughter make porno movies together. As long as they don't touch one another. That would be icky.

:D These threads were made for crossin'
And that's just what you'll do
One of these days these threads are gonna'
Cross all over you