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Last movie I saw was Girl with the Dragon Tatoo. People to my right were talking the entire time and the kids in front of me made out loud comments about the movie throughout. They shut up after it was made clear they were annoying, but jesus, when did it become socially acceptable for people to act as if they are the only ones in a movie theatre?

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Good one. Some of my friends get pissed off when they cuss in front of kids and I tell them to be a little more respectful.

If I ever cuss in front of a kid , I apologize to the parent and kid

Would you then hand them your card and tell them you could fix their teeth? (pretty sure you're a dentist) :thumb:

Along those same lines, I hate it when I hear CEOs or company presidents or managers say things like, "Well, the employees really don't work for me. I work for them."

No.

You.

Don't.

It's an insult to everyone involved when higher-ups say baldly patronizing stuff like that. You're in charge. Everyone knows that.

Absolutely right. Ass kissing should only go in one direction...up.

Got no money?

I dont, but I have really good credit so it doesn't effect me much
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People who say "I could care less" when they ****ING mean "I couldn't care less".

Football teams that screw Bo Jackson then draft him number one expecting them to play for them

Screw him... I liked him as a Royal but glad he didn't have a long football career.

Lazy people that drag thier feet walking. Especially stupid bitches wearing slippers in public.
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Females (at least young ones) when the assemble in groups of 4 or more. They seem to have an IQ drop of at least 50 and get 10x louder then normal.

Old people driving.

Young people driving.

The DMV

Honda Civics' (the ones who people claim are "FAST" because they have stickers and a fart can exhaust)

sometimes as Chipotle they're in such a hurry to take your order/assemble your stuff, that they don't friggin' listen to what you're saying. I want to tell them "Slow down for a sec....listen to what I'm saying".

Left my Jeep parked at my shop overnight on the west side of Wichita. Some gypsy or crackhead decided he/she need the catalytic converter more than I did. Pulled up this morning and saw the exhaust hanging down. Great way to start the day. I hope whoever took it cuts their hand off the next time they steal one.

our office complex sent out a memo to the office managers that several catalytic converters had been stolen off of cars during the day.

wtf....

They should raid the scrap yard that buys these knowing damn well they steal them...

Down here if you go fishing and leave your vehicle in the public access parking at night, odds are you will have yours cut off there too, they use a sawzall to get them off and they especially like Toyota Converters because they have the most platinum in them.

Metal thieves have cost me thousands over the last 8 years. I'd love to get my hands on one of those scumbag pieces of shit.

I wish I could go Battlefield 3 on them; I'd place 5 charges of C4 on my car, camp, and wait for them to come steal it.
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I just stumbled upon another one of these... people who can't say hi back. Just walked by this bitch at work who is famous for this and for being a bitch in general. I say hi to her half the time just to see if she'll respond and it's about 75% no. She's just sitting there at her desk looking at her computer. She even looked up at me... but saying hi back is too ****ing difficult. I will say she's as polite as can be when she needs me to do something for her.

WTF is it with no-hi-back people?

The broker people are the more it will increase....

Sometimes I wish I knew where a guy could pick up a couple land mines on the cheap....:evil:

Know what I hate? When you're loaded and all pumped for a night of nasty kinky sex, and you meet some bar skank, take her home, pump her ass full of liquid valium, then start choking her with a dog collar, then she freakin' dies on you. Then three days later you have to wrap her up in plastic and dump her in a creek out in the boonies. Man, that pisses me off.

Sincerely,
Lance Gross

When you open a yogurt and as it opens it spurts out and onto your clothes. Is that just a Denver altitude thing where the yogurt was packed at sea level, or does it happen everywhere?

Yogurt, huh?

You are correct. I'm not a fan of Tulsa. Kinda trapped here for the time being though.

ATM fees.

I mean WTF?
Why should a ATM cost money. Remember when ATM's were going to save the banks money because they would not have to hire tellers?

Also Movie Theatres that dont take Debit Cards...but they have a ATM right by the ticket window that charges you $3.00 to withdrawl cash.

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Yogurt has all sorts of helpful bacteria or whatever it has. Those people in the Caucasus mountain who live forever eat it all the time.

Kinda Irked that our Ralston Fire chief that I went to school with decided to hang him self under a bridge along an old jogging trail that runs threw Ralston. Its the 3 kids he leaves behind & a wife that irks me the most.

A few peeps I went to school with recovering his body.

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They say if you eat a pepper that's too hot, yogurt can neutralize it in your mouth. Better than milk can. Just FYI in case someone accidentally eats a habanero pepper or something equivalent. Water will just make it worse.

People who will back up traffic in a parking lot waiting on the old lady to pull out from her parking spot so they can park 3 spaces closer to the damn door rather than getting out and walking their fat asses that much farther into the Academy Sporting Goods Store. There were spaces literally 3 cars farther away they could have pulled into, instead I had to wait to leave because they blocked the isle I was in waiting in someone to get in their car, start it up, and back out so they could have THAT space.

There were open spaces all over the damn place, holy shit.

Happened to me at lunch today.

Confused as to what ****ing difference it makes.

This is pretty minor but I hate the panic button on today's key fobs. The one for my car is on the back of the remote and I end up accidentally hitting it all of the damn time. I doubt they are very effective either. I know my first thought when I hear an alarm go off is "moron", not "I wonder if someone needs help".

They should at least make them so that you have to hold the button for a second or something or let you program it to turn it off.

People who get really upset when someone tries to call them out in a joking manner but they don't have a sense of humor.

I hate it when I accidentally touch a 3D sticker or DVD cover. That sensation just totally grates at me. I hate the sound of someone else touching or scratching them too. People who know this about me will chase me around with them while scratching them. Ugh, just typing this makes me shudder.

I'm that way with wood. Biting on a popsicle stick is like sending a shock through my system.

Lol, that is fitting... with the beaver pic and killing the wood and all. :)

It really bugs me how many times the word "program" is used in college athletics.

This.

me too!
...shudder. Hate that.

When they take inventory of the vending machines during lunch hour.

Not worth a new thread, so I used this old one.

DEATH BY POWER POINT

I know there are a lot of you who have been through the same dreadful experience that I had to endure once again this week. Some clueless robot will show up for some "training" and go right for the power point slides. As if that isn't bad enough, most of these sheep read right off the power point slides rather than deviating from them with some kind of interaction and at least give people a fighting chance to stay awake. :drool:

This windbag was there all day subjecting us to power point after power point presentation. If I want to torture myself that bad I will just sit in my truck and punch myself in the nut sack every 5 minutes, hell at least that would keep me awake. There were people dropping like bricks and drooling like a mastiff after the first hour. What's worse is most of these clowns have the same personality and a monotone voice and are capable knocking out the worst possible case of insomnia. The 4th of July weekend can't come fast enough.

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You just described 75% of my safety meetings. The only ones I can stay awake for are the hands-on classes. CPR, pole top rescue, sky genie (rapelling), etc... Most of the time, I eat a donut and drift away in my shallow mind.

Golfing with guys who put their headcovers back on their clubs (normally the driver) every time they get back to the cart. It's so pointless and I've asked several why they do this and they always give nonsense answers. They KNOW its pointless they just can't stop

I can tell you within the first minute what kind of presentation it's going to be and if the presenter is going to be able to hold peoples attention. In this case, it was "OH NO!."

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Like...strippers? You rescue strippers?

People that ask about you and then end up talking about themselves.

My recent surgery seems to allow people to talk about their ailments.

Truthfully, its almost impossible to have a conversation anymore because most people are more interested in themselves than anything else.

Isn't facebrag, twitterbrag, instabrag enough?

Maybe when they climb too high on the pole they get scared and can't come back down. They'd be like kittens in a tree.

The best are the multitude of teacher trainings I go to talking about how to teach. Current teaching trends all say to avoid large group powerpoint lectures void of interactivity. Almost all of these trainings are void of interactivity and delivered via powerpoint.

If you're a pedestrian approaching a busy downtown intersection, and there are a bunch of other people all standing on the corner looking at the red light while traffic is going by, they're most likely also pedestrians who are waiting for the light to change. If you weave between them and then stand in front of them while also waiting for the light to change, they should be allowed to shove you into traffic.

Heh. That's a potential viral video if you get the right moment recorded.

One particular woman. :#:banghead:

Ditto.

:drool: I wish!

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If you can climb a tree half that fast when we run across a grizzly out 4 wheeling, I better be a good shot that day. :doh!:

I bet that some of them are even named "Kitten".

[QUOTE=Bwana;10729083]pfffft....I'm not climbing shit! I'll stand behind you and watch the show. You're a regular Doc Holliday with that .500!;)

Oh, gosh. I think that guy might have been dead.

We can only hope.

Then you start CPR ASAP and then lower them.

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Not reading the thread, but I need to vent. My response to the OP:

Cisco certification testing. seriously, **** cisco, right in their trick questioning, vague score reporting asses. without lube.

People after they get their food in a drive thru sit there for a minute looking through it.

I hate flying out of my truck and landing on the gravel road and getting gravel stuck in my ass. That REALLY, REALLY gravels my ass.

But if you don't do that, how can you be sure that you got enough ketchup?

Sorry, that is a need. You always get ****ed at the drive thru.

True Story.

I wish i didn't have to look in the bag. I really do.

But when you don't look...that's when they forget to put your fries in.

If you are getting it to go, aren't you generally going home where you have your own ketchup?

I do quite a few powerpoint presentations in a year and the age range and type of audience varies. It's not an easy thing to do, informing and entertaining all audiences. Sometimes the material is just drier than Granny Clampets' lady parts and nothing you can do about it but hurry through it.

Dumbass sheltered Americans who rant about how America sucks.

I'll tell you what does gravel my ass lately.

The banking industry and loan processes have changed due to government regulations. Huge pain in the ass.

What else? Utility construction rebates. Most of them are impossible to meet by standards and are just a feel good piece of shit to include in a pamphlet for PR.

But home ketchup's not free. Ketchup tastes better when it's free.

HI

I know I've carped on this before, but I was walking to work yesterday morning and it happened again.

I'm walking north, and per societal conventions I'm walking on the right half of the sidewalk.

Coming toward me, a half-block away, is a woman headed south. However, she's walking on the left half from her perspective, so she's walking straight toward me.

I try to train these people to be aware of their surroundings, so I kept my lane. She kept walking toward me. I kept walking toward her. I moved more to the right until I was hugging the edge, but she was unintentionally doing the same thing.

40 feet.

30 feet. How can she not know that she's on the wrong side?

20 feet. No awareness at all that a collision is imminent.

We get about 15 feet from each other, and she gives me a withering look that says, "I'm an attractive female and you're in my way so move out of my way right now or there's no way we'll ever have sex if we suddenly find ourselves as the last two people on earth."

So I moved over, but I really didn't like it.

I looked back to see if she had truly learned her lesson or if she was just posturing to get me to move over, but I don't think she had any idea. She was still walking on the far left side of the sidewalk, as if nothing was wrong.

The Banks should go back to giving out loans to anyone who walks in, no questions asked.

Sometimes they mix up the order number and you get somebody's ****ing salad too

I get that, But as I was getting ready to smash 4 Jr Steakhouse burgers some dipshit spent like 5 minutes rummaging through the ****in bag, 5 minutes I coulda had smashing burgers , Pull off and park and if you're missing something go inside.

Sometimes we'll get a Request for Proposals at work, and they'll require that we mail them hard copies, usually four or five or six.

For crying out loud, people, have you ever heard of e-mail? I have to spend $50 on shipping and pay another $25 for my folders and stuff because you don't want to read it on your screen?

ROFL Bwana. Funny shit.

The thing that got my ass wound up this afternoon is I split load a truck to save a trip to the elevator. I tell the truck driver to weigh, dump one hopper, weigh, dump the other hopper, grab your tare, GTFO. I call the elevator, tell them it is split, which hopper is which field, everybody is on the same page. Some how. Some ****ing way, the whole truck gets dumped.

****.

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