THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

DAMMIT!!!!

i keep forgetting that

LMAO

Doomervil is Fooked

So as long as Steinberg can argue Elvis never flashed a gun this should all go away.

So if he never flashed a gun, how did the other people know he had a gun?

yep

Allow me to post his earlier response to the same question to save him some time.

Wintess reported she saw Doom lift his shirt to reveal a pistol in his waistband.
In the trial I expect defense counsel to illustrate that what the witness mistook for a pistol was actually a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake.

ROFL

The more I see knowmo defend Elvis, the more convinced I become that he's ****ed. The only arguments for him are ludicrous, and Roger doesn't take kindly to that shit. He's more like Judge Judy.

Oh, it's obvious at this point that he's ****ed. But I still bet it gets pleaded down to a slap on the wrist. As for suspensions, it just depends on how long it takes to sort it all out. My guess is 4-6 games, but it might not happen until late this season or even next season.

Yeah, probably not til next season.

Either way...http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...s_logo.svg.png
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I think he misses games this season. This wasn't a DUI. Dude brandished a gun.

By the time Goodell is through with Dumbassville only the Armadillo Guy is going to be able to satisfy him...

"Your honor, I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the other party threw a gun at Mr. Dumervil, and it landed in his glove box."

I missed the fact that Dumervil had two guns. He must've been on his way to a big drug deal or something.

....then bounced perfectly into his waistband WITHOUT Mr. Dumervil's knowlege. He went to explain in the kindest terms possible to the confused person in front of he and his friend that he wished to APOLOGIZE for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"It was at that point when he reached the other car, your honor, that Mr. Dumervil felt some kind of cold steel near his nether regions. Knowing that this was not Friday night and he was not in attendance at Mistress Lindsay's House of Pain, he raised his shirt to investigate what the sensation was he was feeling. All a COMPLETE misunderstanding.

"In fact, Mr. Dumervil and his companion were approaching said vehicle to give them free weekend passes to Disney World for their troubles. Disney World, your honor. Because my client is an AMERICAN that loves Disney World, and wants to share that magnificance of that experience with those less fortunate.

"Clearly, my client did nothing wrong, because he loves America and all it stands for."

Elway will get on his knees and make it go away.

Funny how Homo tried to head this off...

Heh.

http://blogs.denverpost.com/opinion/...arrests/21152/

Christmas in July...

They pulled thier guns out and yelled VONDOOOOOMMMM!!!

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The guys at 104.3 The Fan checked out google maps and said it would be IMPOSSIBLE for the Victoria's Secret witness to actually see a gun on Elvis.

Jesus. LMAO

This is great.

You are great.

This situation is great.

Everything? Everything is great.

Matt Cassell.

Since when did fugging DJs become crime scene investigators? ROFL

If they twittered it, it has to be true!!! Even more points if that hack incinerated blob runs with it.

ROFL

Surely he never moved as he held that shirt up.
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There was a second shooter! Did the DJs locate a grassy knoll nearby?

It was Robert Ayers. The guy is as invisible off the field as he is on it.

Wow

LMAO

It's possible that it could have been Chris Kuper. Investigators found a set of footprints leading both toward and away from the crime scene.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/...1TcKJ/439x.jpg

LMAO

I know I've said it before, but I really love you're posts.
Epic.

NFL.com's Dan Hanzus on Elvis Dumervil's arrest: "It's a serious situation for Dumervil, who could face up to five years in prison if charged and convicted. For the Broncos, there has to be concern what this means for a defense that relies heavily on the charge Dumervil brings from the edge."

Why'd you have to go there?

The defense calls its next witness: Cassel>Manning

So he retained Steinberg's counsel because he didn't need him. Got it.

Sounds to me like Steinberg is already playing the press.

Yeah, that's all I needed to see to know bullshit was about to ensue.





But the police are going to get to the bottom of this. Whether they have to use google maps or even Bing maps, by golly, they'll solve this mystery. They might even break out ask jeeves for this one.

Didn't someone post that he doesn't even have a drivers license?

Funny "his friends said he wasn't even carrying a gun that day."

The guy brandished a firearm and then lied to police about even having a gun in the car.

His friends comment means NOTHING.

Steinberg was his lawyer in his last BS incident with the douchebag Invesco security guard. No point in hiring some hack when you can hire the best in the business. All Doom wants to focus on is football, hiring a pro like Steinberg insures that he can do just that.

And pop a cap in a bitch's ass, amirite?

The Denver Post is as reputable as it gets. They aren't like the hacks you guys have in KC. The Post isn't going to run a story unless their sources are solid. If the Post says he wasn't carrying a gun, he wasn't carrying a gun.

I GUESS WE'RE DONE HERE, GUYS

You can take a guy out of the gang, but you can't take the gang outta the guy.

ROFL Okay

Make an example out of this thug commish.

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ho lee ****.

How can anyone as stupid as you even know to breathe?
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He was just heading to practicewhen this all happened I bet...
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He's going to a Federal pound me in the ass prison.

The only reason he was charged is because the people in the Impala had XRay vision and could see into his glove compartment. Without their mutant abilities, there's no way they could have known he had a gun.

And he had just came from reading to orphans.

This. Thread. Is. AWESOME! :)

Still haven't really figured out why this guy posts here?

I think KnowMo was a character borne of gochiefs need to channel the mange during a ban over there.

I didn't finish college. I have a blue collar job. However, Knowshits replies make me feel like a rocket scientist! Thank you!

Your car/not your car. Your gun/not your gun. That doesn't mean shit. If you brandish your buddies gun, it's the same charges...even if you have a CCW permit. He's been ID'd with a gun. Guns were found. It's pretty incriminating.

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From the Orange Mane about the Victoria's Secret "witness"

If that poster quoted the interview correctly then it is interesting that the people in the Impala said "they have A gun" and not" they have guns"

LOL

Knowmo is in full-on panic mode.

The troll becomes the trolled LMAO

Of course he wasn't carrying a gun when he was arrested. The report is 100% accurate. The gun was in the glove compartment. So technically, he wasn't "carrying a gun" when he was arrested. See how it works?

She'll be the last thing he see's.

Then I'll take her for ice-cream...

The son becomes the father...the father the son...:)

Appears to be a deluge of dumbassery coming out of Denver to date…

Dope-smoking, domestic-assault, DUI, doping, date-raping deviants Dumervil, D.J. Williams and Demaryius Thomas.

Elway is directing a debacle of debauchery and douche-baggery in Donkeytown.



Piss on Denver.

THE ****ING WITNESSES WERE USING GHOST PRO!!! ****ING GHOST BITCHES AHHHHHH!!!!!! ****ING N00BS!!!

Remember the good old days when all they did was cheat? :D

Lack of institutional control by Elway

The Orange Mane is just comedic excellence at the moment, now more so than ever. I highly suggest anyone giving it a read on this subject if you need some entertainment LMAO