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Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote. (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=278344)

Dave Lane

11-06-2013 07:46 AM

Tribal Eldar and Aussie were a tough choice. Had to go with me mate in the end.

I want to know who voted for Christard beside him and his mult.

A Salt Weapon

11-06-2013 09:05 AM

I wasn't sure what exactly the "mod favors" bribe meant, and then this shows up:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164321)

1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

Well ****, can't say no to that bribe.

One more for the damn foreigner.

BlackHelicopters

11-06-2013 09:21 AM

Honored. Hard to compete with ONE BILLION CASINO DOLLARS, though. All I can offer is porn and free dental advice.

luv	11-06-2013 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 10164975)

Honored. Hard to compete with ONE BILLION CASINO DOLLARS, though. All I can offer is porn and free dental advice.

I'm confused. You joined in 2012. How are you on the list?

I must admit, I kind of always thought you were a mult. Sorry about that.

Frosty

11-06-2013 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 10165016)

I must admit, I kind of always thought you were a mult. Sorry about that.

I did too. I always thought he was an old poster come back under a new name. :shrug:

Had to go with Aussie in this one.

BlackHelicopters

11-06-2013 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 10165016)

I'm confused. You joined in 2012. How are you on the list?

I must admit, I kind of always thought you were a mult. Sorry about that.

Joined in October 2012. I didn't nominate myself. Don't know what a mult is.

BlackHelicopters

11-06-2013 11:02 AM

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BlackHelicopters

11-06-2013 11:20 AM

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lewdog

11-06-2013 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164321)

1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

Alright, well I guess this contest is finished. Yeah let's allow Mods who can do things us regulars can't, decide an election.

Horseshit contest is horseshit.

Sassy Squatch

11-06-2013 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10165958)

Alright, well I guess this contest is finished. Yeah let's allow Mods who can do things us regulars can't, decide an election.

Horseshit contest is horseshit.

LMAO getting butthurt over the most trivial of contests.

Mr. Flopnuts

11-06-2013 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10165958)

Alright, well I guess this contest is finished. Yeah let's allow Mods who can do things us regulars can't, decide an election.

Horseshit contest is horseshit.

ROFL This is American politics at it's very finest. Are you kidding? I do this shit every single year. It's a blast. I'm the illuminati in the n00b of the year world. Cracks my shit up. Settle down, n00b.

BlackHelicopters

11-06-2013 04:25 PM

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BigRedChief

11-06-2013 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10164507)

He makes kick ass jaegerbombs

Had some fun times tailgating and at Nzoner's didn't we?

TimBone

11-06-2013 04:38 PM

I say we keep this thing going for as long as theelusiveeightrop will keep posting pics.

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10165958)

Alright, well I guess this contest is finished. Yeah let's allow Mods who can do things us regulars can't, decide an election.

Horseshit contest is horseshit.

Remember fun and hijinks. How can you take something like this seriously enough to get mad?

Get your own mod campaign manager, get even.

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10166059)

I say we keep this thing going for as long as theelusiveeightrop will keep posting pics.

top quality porn :thumb:

007	11-06-2013 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10166039)

Had some fun times tailgating and at Nzoner's didn't we?

Damn right!!! You need to make a trip back.:thumb:

BlackHelicopters

11-06-2013 05:19 PM

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BlackHelicopters

11-06-2013 05:24 PM

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BigRedChief

11-06-2013 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10166094)

Damn right!!! You need to make a trip back.:thumb:

You know a good time is being had by all when the wives are more drunk than the husbands.ROFL

007	11-06-2013 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10166192)

You know a good time is being had by all when the designated drivers are more drunk than the husbands.ROFL

FYP

Dartgod

11-06-2013 05:58 PM

It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
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Edit - shit, $376 million!

lewdog

11-06-2013 06:10 PM

ROFL at those thinking I am honestly butt hurt over a dude I haven't met and a popularity contest. I'm trying to keep this thread remotely interesting.

/sorry for partying.

007	11-06-2013 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10166238)

ROFL at those thinking I am honestly butt hurt over a dude I haven't met and a popularity contest. I'm trying to keep this thread remotely interesting.

/sorry for partying.

damn you are such an asshole. :thumb:

BlackHelicopters

11-06-2013 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 10166212)

Some know what it means. Vote for me, then shoot me a PM to satisfy your curiosity.

Dartgod

11-06-2013 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 10166251)

Some know what it means. Vote for me, then shoot me a PM to satisfy your curiosity.

I already did. Send me a pm.

lewdog

11-06-2013 06:17 PM

Really is horseshit about this Aussie guy though.

Have a mentioned his tastes in music (I'm sure he likes Nickelback) and he doesn't work.

My candidate is a ****ing dentist!!!

Shogun

11-06-2013 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10166255)

Really is horseshit about this Aussie guy though.

Have a mentioned his tastes in music (I'm sure he likes Nickelback) and he doesn't work.

My candidate is a ****ing dentist!!!

In America. Dentist in America. HOME.

God Bless him.

Halfcan

11-06-2013 06:20 PM

I voted Noone-because this election is tainted with porn and Big Casino Bucks. Kinda like a real election.

Shogun

11-06-2013 06:20 PM

Seeing as how God is American. God would vote theelusiveeightrop.

Mr. Flopnuts

11-06-2013 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10166238)

ROFL at those thinking I am honestly butt hurt over a dude I haven't met and a popularity contest. I'm trying to keep this thread remotely interesting.

/sorry for partying.

I wasn't sure if serious, but back to the bullshit, mud flinging, bribing, whoring ourselves out internet election bullshit thread!

lewdog

11-06-2013 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10166276)

I wasn't sure if serious, but back to the bullshit, mud flinging, bribing, whoring ourselves out internet election bullshit thread!

Serious about what, mother****er?!

I'm still pissed at you for flinging your big donkey mod dick around in here with bribes us peons can't perform.

Mr. Flopnuts

11-06-2013 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10166277)

Serious about what, mother****er?!

I'm still pissed at you for flinging your big donkey mod dick around in here with bribes us peons can't perform.

Genetics. A vote for Aussie is a vote for superior genetics!

Shogun

11-06-2013 06:32 PM

I am currently in contact with Bob Dole to see what kind of deal I can work out to ensure the right guy wins (theelusiveeightrop, of course) I'm talking big time things here. YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE KINDS OF THINGS BOB DOLE CAN DO.

lewdog

11-06-2013 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10166281)

Genetics. A vote for Aussie is a vote for superior genetics!

If you've got a donkey dick, that's ****ed up genetics. That's freak status.

That's ****ed up DNA. So a vote for Aussie is a vote for ****ed up foreign DNA....likely contaminated with AIDS.

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10166255)

Have a mentioned his tastes in music (I'm sure he likes Nickelback)

Nickleback?ROFL I'd pay a BILLION in casino cash not to listen to Nickleback.

cabletech94

11-06-2013 06:48 PM

still awaiting my annual bribes.......

......my god, these nOOBs are slipping. ;)

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 10164257)

So you want to know about theelusiveeightrop? He is one bad mother****er, I'm not even sure my brain can put together a couple sentences before ****ing exploding, that's how explosive of a poster he is. He is absolutely everything you'd want in a n00b of the year. I once saw him rip a mans dick off using a lobster claw and a pair of goddamned tongs. Everything he says is like hes ear ****ing you with his dick fingers that feel like dynamite. I won't sit here and and say, "Vote for theelusiveeightrop, He's the biggest American Patriot in this contest "*Cough, cough Aussie* I don't need to go in to how big of a true American this fine man is. But who are you going to vote for, some foriegner? That is not very American at all. Plenty of times this country has voted for the wrong person and I say that stops today.

Best post of the thread so far........

cabletech94

11-06-2013 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10166336)

Best post of the thread so far........

'murica!

(no offense, aussie) :clap:

lewdog

11-06-2013 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 10166325)

still awaiting my annual bribes.......

......my god, these nOOBs are slipping. ;)

Casino cash and naked women when voting theelusiveeightrop

TOUCHDOWN!!! KC

11-06-2013 07:08 PM

Good day mate.

lewdog

11-06-2013 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOUCHDOWN!!! KC (Post 10166361)

Good day mate.

EAT SHIT!

Raiderhater

11-06-2013 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOUCHDOWN!!! KC (Post 10166361)

G'day mate.

FYP

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOUCHDOWN!!! KC (Post 10166361)

I love me an auusiemate. Large sized

FYP

Raiderhater

11-06-2013 07:18 PM

I have to admit to being taken back at the lack of support for elusiveeightrop after all the gratuitous porn. This place typically goes bonkers for that.

But then again, I suppose when you have almost an entire sub-forum dedicated to it, it just doesn't mean what it typically would.

bevischief

11-06-2013 07:19 PM

I have made my choice check your PMs.

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 10166382)

Yep, porn use to be a top choice in the bribery hierarchy.

lewdog

11-06-2013 07:21 PM

So when does Aussie get off work?

Oh wait......

Raiderhater

11-06-2013 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10166389)

Yep, porn use to be a top choice in the bribery hierarchy.

Time to start handing out cocaine I guess. :shrug:

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 10166393)

Time to start handing out cocaine I guess. :shrug:

That may be the only way this Aussiechiefsfan juggernaut gets derailed.

TinyEvel

11-06-2013 08:44 PM

It sucks that I had to join CP in 2005 the year Fax was a n00b. I'm the Jan Ulrich of CP n00bs

Bugeater

11-06-2013 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 10166554)

It sucks that I had to join CP in 2005 the year Fax was a n00b. I'm the Jan Ulrich of CP n00bs

Hell I will nominate you next year since join date obviously doesn't mean anything anymore.

SPchief

11-06-2013 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 10166554)

It sucks that I had to join CP in 2005 the year Fax was a n00b. I'm the Jan Ulrich of CP n00bs

Fax was a member of the great 2004 class n00b

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 10166567)

Hell I will nominate you next year since join date obviously doesn't mean anything anymore.

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/A...435/435550.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts

11-06-2013 09:25 PM

I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

BigRedChief

11-06-2013 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 10166554)

It sucks that I had to join CP in 2005 the year Fax was a n00b. I'm the Jan Ulrich of CP n00bs

No you are Charles Conrad. Just a little late or else your greatness would have shined.:rolleyes:

lewdog

11-06-2013 09:36 PM

Aussie's not posting because he's pretending to be working or something.

Or probably just burning more Nickelback CDs for his bros.

Shogun

11-06-2013 09:42 PM

Aussie are you Zyzz the king of aesthetics?

Can you confirm?

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big nasty kcnut

11-07-2013 12:32 AM

Voted for aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy
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007	11-07-2013 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10166618)

I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

what cash.

DaneMcCloud

11-07-2013 12:49 AM

No offense but how could a guy with such a small footprint win n00b of the year?

Are ****ing telling me that Royals threads are more important than Chiefs threads?

What in the mother****ing ****?

007	11-07-2013 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10166926)

No offense but how could a guy with such a small footprint win n00b of the year?

Are ****ing telling me that Royals threads are more important than Chiefs threads?

What in the mother****ing ****?

LMAO they were just rep threads for wins. He has been way more active about the Chiefs than the Royals.

bevischief

11-07-2013 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10166920)

what cash.

It was a billion.

007	11-07-2013 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 10167000)

It was a billion.

I know. I never got mine. :hmmm:

BlackHelicopters

11-07-2013 07:12 AM

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stonedstooge

11-07-2013 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10166926)

No offense but how could a guy with such a small footprint win n00b of the year?

Are ****ing telling me that Royals threads are more important than Chiefs threads?

What in the mother****ing ****?

WHY DO YOU HATE THE ROYALS??????????

bevischief

11-07-2013 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10167001)

I know. I never got mine. :hmmm:

The voting is not over yet.

BlackHelicopters

11-07-2013 07:55 AM

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BlackHelicopters

11-07-2013 07:57 AM

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BlackHelicopters

11-07-2013 08:15 AM

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BlackHelicopters

11-07-2013 10:16 AM

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BlackHelicopters

11-07-2013 10:43 AM

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Bugeater

11-07-2013 10:57 AM

Great, so out of the two top vote-getters, one is someone who shouldn't even be eligible, and the other one's claim to fame is rep threads and his ability to Google porn? Way to be Planet...way to be.

TimBone

11-07-2013 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 10167423)

Which is why you should use your all important vote to ensure that I'm more than one vote ahead of Prison Bitch. I may not be a great noob, but I'm authentic.

Seriously though, one vote ahead of PB? Talk about a self esteem crusher. :(

BlackHelicopters

11-07-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris616 (Post 10167498)

I am authentic as well.

Authentic here also.

Bugeater

11-07-2013 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10167488)

Sorry, I already voted no n00b is worthy out of disgust. And as I mentioned earlier, Prison Bitch was also in last year's poll so he should be ineligible as well. Leave it to BRC to take something that was stupid to begin with and turn it into something monumentally stupid.

Fairplay

11-07-2013 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10167488)

You only have 677 posts and only been on for 4 months or so, what do you expect.

TimBone

11-07-2013 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10167605)

You only have 677 posts and only been on for 4 months or so, what do you expect.

Well, I was half joking. I have no aspirations of winning or even coming close. I thought it was cool that I even got a nomination. I think both Aussie and Elusive or solid dudes. Both worthy of the win. I just know how much of a douche nugget PB is and thought it would be nice to have a couple of votes separation over him.

BlackHelicopters

11-07-2013 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris616 (Post 10167528)

As far as I can tell a Mult is someone who reminds posters of someone else irregardless if they really are a mult or authentic.

Is mult short for something. I don't know what mult means. I joined in October 2012 after reading about the SOC campaign.

TribalElder

11-07-2013 12:37 PM

Multiple account

Meaning really just someone else

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