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Kansas City Jokes

Herrera=minors

Moar lame nicknames!

Awful throw from Esky. Gonna need some magic

Wow, haha! Did you come up with that all on your own?

Dyson=Cut

He just can't be trusted due to lack of command

Score some runs you ****ers

Need to put a big inning on these bastards

Escobar's relay was ****ing awful.

That sucked but if we lose, it's on our offense again. 3 runs ain't ****. You can't expect to win a baseball game in the American League only scoring 3.

Herrera = waiter from La Fuentes

Butler=Belly

I don't care if you throw 102 mph, you can't keep challenging big league hitters with fastballs at the waist without them catching up to it and making you pay

Differentside of the field beca useof the shift

Nope. I had to phone a friend.

He's normally money. Wonder what threw him off that much

We wouldn't be down 1 if Dyson makes the simple backup play. ****ing simple! The Indians have a pretty good bullpen as of now.

Yup if he could spot them on the corners he would improve dramatically

From a KU fan. Hahahahaha.

They're going, "Damn we suck."

Luck!

Any reason we didn't go with Duffy vs Kipnis there?

I didn't get to see our 2 errors on 1 play but how the **** does that even happen? Was Dyson beating off and not paying attention or what?

Gordon starts the rally!

Take that Salvy

Somebody tell me WHY is Dyson starting in front of Maxwell. I know if that kid got consistent action, he would be a good player.

Come on Salvy. Put one in the gap

Dumb****ery on Dyson! End of story.

Just take that ball in the shoulder..

****ing ****ers.

What a ****ing joke this is.

He should've leaned in and let that pitch hit him, it's the only way he's gonna get on base.

Salvy was looking at the left field pole on that swing. 1 for last what, 27? suckage

Just trying to do too much. Consistently pulling off pitches.

Hey look Ned! You CAN switch pitchers during the inning.

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Kipnis has to be on the roids, imo.

You also have to be able to win low scoring baseball games too. You can't be 0 and ****ing 9 scoring 3 runs or less because of dumb shit errors.

Yeah it looks like he's pulling off every pitch. It's going to be a struggle to correct that

Just missed that first pitch

This team... :shake:

Ned just being Ned will cost us 15 games this season.

Time for some clutchscobar

"Just missed that last pitch"

****

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DAMMIT

solid ab's right there

Well that sucked

This is so sad. A play that players at every level of baseball can make 99.9% of the time is probably going to cost us this game

It's all Herrera's (sp) fault....maybe a little Dyson's.

lol

Dyson, Aoki, Infante are due up... We're sqrood!

I see that "can't win unless they score 4" thing is still carrying over. They'll be lucky to get a baserunner in the 9th.

Yep.

We're gonna win this game

ROFL

We really have played a bad game tonight as a team.

Tough not to get that call.

Will we get a participation award? If so, yes, we're winners. Everybody's a winner.

We wouldn't have 3 runs if Cleveland didn't help gift us one of those runs giving us an extra out. The way I look at it is, it sucked, but honestly the errors by both teams just cancelled each other out leading to one run each. Dyson has no business being in CF but because our Dayton is clueless to Cains fragility and Dysons inability to play CF this is where we're at and we have to accept those things are going to happen when you play him out there on a regular basis. I don't think you should expect to win when you only score 3. It's nice when it happens, but, I don't expect to win when you have that little offense. This loss should it occur is on the offense. Even if he didn't boot the ball we'd have to score one to win.

We'll definitely get ice cream after the game

Not all games are going to be high scoring. You absolutely cannot be 0-10 in those games mostly due to errors. Unacceptable

I'm in!

Jesus Christ Davis!!!

Jesus Davis. Don't dig the hole deeper

Davis gonna make sure we lose

Management

Here comes dumb **** Davis.

Someone should probably wake Ned up.

I was referring to the stat last year where they won a ridiculous percentage of the games where they scored 4+ runs. It was sort of a line of demarcation for them, if they hit 4 you could expect them to win, anything less was probably a loss and it appears to have carried over.

This one's about to turn into a rout.

Unbelievable

YOST! CAN YOU TELL THAT HE DOESN't HAVE HIS STUFF... GET SOMEBODY THROWING!

Wow... Lot's of quit on this team!

What, and get in his dome? No way!

I understood. I was just reiterating my earlier points.

As annoying as these WHOOOO assholes are on TV, I feel awful for the people actually sitting near them.

The ****around gang is back

I can't imagine who would want to go to a baseball game in cleveland with those annoying douchebags.

Definitely, I wonder what bath salts they are snorting. :shake:

Awesome

Game! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!