A couple years ago, there was a Porn Star draft in the Draft Planet forum.

I learned very quickly that some of the guys here are porn savants. I was drafting like Pioli compared to the guys here.

Rep to anyone who digs this up!

Justin Brent

Whatever dude, you raped those guys. Taylor Rain in the late first? SCORE. Jenna Jameson. Pfffff. Bitch is tame.

Clay took Devon I see. Big giant fake tittied blonde who doesn't take it in the ass Devon? She's a late 6th at best.

Yeah, I started the Porn Star mock. It started quickly, and we all got really excited, but after a quick explosion it just sort of fizzled out, awash in a sea of apologies.

Yeah I see that. That draft lasted about as long as I would inside any of the whores on that list.

bella bellz!

How about this for an answer. Peter North. No seriously. With him I at least know I'm gonna get an entertaining ending.

OTWP, where do I buy a jersey for your team?:D

Whitney Westgate- a hot new cummer from New Jersey!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Whitn...85077258260602

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Sounds familiar to many of men on here I would presume. Also Direckshun gets my vote for best draft. Gianna in the late second? That's some straight Tom Brady pickup right there.

:holdman::whip:PBJ:bolt:

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another "new" girl is Jasmine Caro

These last 2 girls seem far too attractive for porn.

gotta love shitty parents

LMAO

I have a, uh... exhaustive scout team.

Let's hear some more names.

Bonnie Rotten doesn't seem shy.

I really like the ass on Jynx Maze.

I like Amia Miley, Lupe Fuentes, Angelika Black, and Franceska Jaimes.

I don't have a singular favorite, although I do have to echo Katipan's sentiment about the guys. There are a few that aren't completely hideous, like Manuel Ferrera, Keiran Lee and James Deen but I wonder how, in many cases, such gorgeous women can have sex with an ugly man with a crappy body that's attached to a 9" or larger penis.

Off the top of my head though, Adrianna Luna, Kaylani Lei, Lindsey Olsen, Lela Star, Isis Taylor and Breanne Benson (although she's whoring over in Dubai right now).

that would be a great 'add-on' line whenever anyone is talking about one of their ex girlfriends.

Your momma.

I'm dating a porn star from the 90s. True story. I can't say who she is though because she has a normal life now. She's still in insane shape.

Sasha Grey (even though she's retired now)
Bree Olsen (see Sasha Grey)
Gianna Michaels
Mia Khalifa

LMAO

It's crazy, man. Wealthy Sheiks are literally importing porn stars for a year to service them and their buddies and the girls are earning millions.

I have to say that if old, fat, unattractive princesses in Dubai were to offer me to spend a year servicing them for a cool million or more, the answer would be a resounding no.

Yuck.

Liar. :')

/ChiefsPlanet

**** that. If i were single, this dick would be for sale to the highest (female) bidder.

Fat bitches need lovin' too.

So how does that work? You guys ever watch her old movies together? Btw, you can PM me the name, i won't tell.

Jenna Jameson from back in the day.

I did a line of coke with her 15 years after the 90s.

Please say you did it off her ass. Or maybe an inner thigh.

/did I say that out loud?

No, really I'm not even entirely sure I was supposed to do that line, but you know me.

Jump!

Coke with Jenna Jameson?

Go on....

It glistened like fish scales and had a pink tint.

wait, jump or jimp?:D:thumb:

Lela Star got some horrendous ass implants.

Regarding the Woodsmen: Johnny Sins is the man, but Danny D is like 6'2 120 lbs and he was born with a Sequoia root between his legs.

How do you guys know one damned thing about the GUY? :hmmm:

o:-)

Did she? Bummer. So did Jayden Lee, who isn't exactly pretty but with the sound off, can be entertaining.

But her new boobs are awful and just look dumb.

Whoring in Dubai ROFL

When I'm in the mood for someone closer to my age, it's Lisa Ann. But shit girl, reduce those tits a bit.

How do you all know the names of so many porn stars? I'm not judging at all, as I like it as much as the next guy, but I don't think I could name more than about 10, and most of them are retired (Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, etc.)

I guess it's because I prefer amateur.

Cant believe people watch pro porn. Gross. The mind is a powerful thing, and whose mind can really live vicariously through a pony-tailed douchebag pounding some nappy-headed ho with fake boobs?

I still say Hamas had it right: seek out the "runaway teen taking multiple frozen ropes". I mean wow - that's art.

Paulina from the brcc

The myopic hot ass hell college blonde who let her minute man boyfriend film her riding his cock before class

hahhaha. Yep..

Every single person on here has a model wife and can benchpress 300lbs..

Then they came out to our CP football games and ruined that facade.

My current ones to watch.

Heather Knight
Stoya, always Stoya
The British Cab, and interview porn.. Holy hell Britain has some nice porn stars.
Nicole Aniston
Gianna as always

Brianna Banks got Chubby

Odd. ****ing is the best exercise there is. And she exercises a lot.

So like... last year?

No, smartass.

1990.1
1990.2
1990.3
1990.4
1990.6 (We don't talk about 1990.5)

I've seeked out Bree Olson a couple times. She has that pinky finger on the lips look of "have I been bad?". I could usually think of past experiences if I need a kick start.

Thats when you need the ability to totally tune out the guy! I will admit certain male performers **** up the whole vib no matter who the chick is, but there are some pro porn chicks i really do enjoy watchign like Remy and Nicole Aniston.

I reached Neosporin status with Marry Queen a few days ago.

She's ****ed some nasty dudes, but Nekane has some talent. And by talent I mean great cans.

The best porn was made in the late 70's/early 80's. France and Germany were the great producers of porn. The U.S were upstarts and were a step behind, (but still decent).

1983 seems to be the end of true porno. Once Ron Jeremy established himself, every guy had to have a 10" dinky or bigger. Shortly after, the women started inserting basket ball sized implants into their chests. This isn't something most people can relate to, but, somehow, it's become a staple in "modern" porn.

Here are some of my favorite Actresses from the "Golden Age".
Europe:
- Helene Shirley
- Brigitte Lahaie
- Patricia Rhomberg

U.S.:
- Annette Haven
- Seka

I don't mind that the broads in classic films are in their 60's, 70's or dead. They were natural and relatable.

BTW - I had a girlfriend that used to hock loogies on my wiener during foreplay.
While watching modern porn, I quickly found out why she thought that was a good idea.:rolleyes:

LMAO

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41h%2BF4erK1L.jpg

DUDE. SOFTCORE PORN.

Hey in his defense, 90s is 90-99..

Wow. This thread is really slutty.

You forgot to say "Thank You".


:D

Wow that's new and helpful information.

Probably the absolute worst trend in porn. Just disgusting and revolting. Total mood kill, and it's so freaking prevalent.

Let's talk about squirting.

Is it hot?

Is it not?

It is not.

It's about as hot as double fisting.

That sounds more painful than hot..but maybe I'm just not in the know of what's happening with peoples these days

People are sticking Pineapples in their orifices for the sake pornographic entertainment.

Oh, shit. That brings back memories.

Yeah, I posted it in February. How times have changed...
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Ok..now I'm impressed

I'd roll with Juli Ashton...

http://www.soundsnaughty.com/product...8a30c03f-C.jpg

I am currently enjoying dakota skye, stoya, nicole aniston, jessi jane and ava addams. Then the amateur stars who are taking over with the cam stars.

I like Bonnie rotten. Though some of her shit is a little too much lol.

I am currently enjoying dakota skye, stoya, nicole aniston, jessi jane and ava addams. Then the amateur stars who are taking over with the cam stars.

Alexis texas

My friend seems to run into this problem of finding stuff that says "Dad drills daughter in the dirt box" on xvideos. My friend just wants to browse without running into weird taboo titles like the one listed above.

It really kills my boner. Much like Hope Solo's nudes.