Funny thing.....I used to deal with constipation all the time until I had my gallbladder removed in the early 2000's. Since then I am as regular as can be...although those first few months after the surgery I had to be within 5 minutes from a bathroom after eating.

Interesting discussion.
Before I graduated from college I never put a thought into pooping. Once I graduated and started to realize I was a mere mortal and needed to take care of myself, I figured out that I was not pooping anywhere close enough to what I should be. If I was lucky, I’d shit 1 or 2 times a week, which I now mostly attribute to poor diet (as in, consuming literally zero fiber).

Nowadays I keep my food pretty strict during the week, pescatarian with a ton of vegetables and grains mixed in. Weekends I still eat whatever (while I can), but now I go every morning and feel infinitely better. It’s at the point where if I don’t go in the morning then that’s my alarm to get back on track.

I also have been taking a probiotic every morning for a couple years. Not sure if it actually helps, but I’ve felt much better since I started taking it so I’ll keep that going.

LFG!!!

I'm pooping right now!!!

LFG!!!

I poop like a model employee at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Post that brown eye let's see how good u wipe

LFG!!!

Before or after.

I go up to two weeks not going.
Of course that's better for me than being loosy goosy. I have no control so every time I fart its a guessing game.

Bet I duped myself more than anyone here, lol.
Nothing more shittier than peeling a diaper off your legs when they can't move to help not to get shit every where.

When I go on a 10 day water only fast, I don't poop for about 8-9 days.

1st day of water fast I poop
2nd day I poop a little
3-7th day NO poop
8th day I poop out a very black solid turd
9-10th day no poop
11th day start eating and start pooping.

So one poop a day after gall bladder surgery and not straining is ok plus peeing a lot. Good i was getting nervous there.

I dropped a deuce this morning that would knock a maggot off a gut wagon. Now my bathroom smells like gain fresh shit

Some nice pics here )))

Thank you!

I'm about to head into the office commode to drop a big one. Will report back.

Hoo boy. 10/10. The 1 courtesy wipe dream!!! LFG!!!!!!!!!!!

Pooped out what looked like a corn on the cob felt like a 500 pound black man was raping me

Those are the worst. :(

Yup. I took a huge Spagnuolo this morning, followed up by another Hughes about an hour later. I ate a lot yesterday, so I bet another Niemann comes out soon.

Constipation drug 'could boost memory after just six days'

A drug used to treat constipation could boost a person's memory after just six days, a study by the University of Oxford suggests.

The pill Prucalopride, also known as Resolor, is already used to treat digestive problems but new research has shown it could also be used to tackle cognition impairments caused by psychiatric disorders like major depression, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

Researchers said the findings, presented at the European College of Neuropsychopharmacology Conference, provide "exciting early evidence" of the drug's benefits.

Forty-four healthy volunteers, aged 18 to 36, were split into two groups with half given prucalopride and the other half were given a placebo.

'Study provides exciting early evidence'
After six days of taking the pill, they attended the study where they were shown a series of images of animals and landscapes.

They viewed the images again, plus similar ones, during an MRI scan after which they performed a memory test.

Volunteers were asked to sort the images by those they had seen before and during the scan from a set of new pictures.

The people who took the constipation pill identified 81 per cent of the previously viewed images versus 76 per cent in the placebo group; their brain scans also showed enhanced activity in areas related to cognition.

The increased activity was shown in areas like the hippocampus and the right angular gyrus, both associated with memory, the researchers said.

'New approach to treat residual cognitive symptoms'
Dr Susannah Murphy, at the University of Oxford, said: "Even when the low mood associated with depression is well treated with conventional antidepressants, many patients continue to experience problems with their memory.

"Our study provides exciting early evidence in humans of a new approach that might be a helpful way to treat these residual cognitive symptoms".

Dr Angharad de Cates, also of the University of Oxford, said: "Statistical tests indicate that this was a fairly large effect - such an obvious cognitive improvement with the drug was a surprise to us."

The findings provide a "proof of concept" but warrant further study to see if the drugs could have clinical importance, the researchers said.

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"Grit your teeth, baby, 'cause ole Orville is all out of imitation melted butter."

I always poop within an hour of getting up in the morning, usually in the first half hour.

It makes me worry that if I am ever bedridden, I'll never poop again.

Bout to head in for a rare 4pm shit.

I'm on like a 3 week clean breaker streak

My shit stuck to my ass today, hate that.

I started a fiber supplement Metamucil and it’s been a total game changer. Most beautiful double tapered dumps in my life.

I just finished pooping, thanks for asking SR! Very sweet!

The Chiefs are laying one hell of a turd right now.

Monday victory poop on the clock

Like a champ!

Pooped earlier. Went pretty well, thanks.

I just took na shit that caused an Earth Quake near Saline

I had a fantastic shit this morning. Great shape, good color. Ez cleanup.

To all my other regulars, ever feel like you deserve a day off?

No, if I miss my morning poop I feel bloated all day. Thankfully it doesn't happen often. If on the very rare occasion I go more than a couple of days without dropping a deuce, I break out the magnesium citrate and hang on for dear life.

I guess by deserve a day off, I mean just not having to poop without getting bloated, gassy or carrying over extra poop the next day. Just a free day of not pooping but feeling like you did. Like getting 5 minutes of your day back as every unoriginal dipshit leading a conference call likes to say.

I'd be all for it on any day except the day after a Chiefs game where I like to sit and read George's Some Things thread while defecating.

Ever had a dude make u shit?

Hv u?

Yes 1 guy makes me bleed when I fart

I took a hangover shit this morning that smelled so sour and foul I nearly puked but it did rid me of all the toxins from Heineken and Jameson.

Like, he gave you his famous 5 alarm chilly?

I never poop on Sunday. No idea why. 6 days a week regular. I rest on the 7th.

EPIC POOP TIME OF DESTINY HAS RETURNED NEW YORK STYLE

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...&postcount=358

Hi fiber oatmeal + chia seed will fix everything up.

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https://310nutrition.com/blogs/all/a...35f0760e3f4294

WRONG

ALL YOU NEED IS THIS

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Taco bell has nothing on that shit

I've been regular for most of my life, but typically only once a day. I recently decided to lose some weight and changed my diet to a high fiber/protein, low carb one. Im crapping at least 3 times a day now and have lost 12 pounds in 12 days. This is the first time in my life I've ever dieted and other than the occasional craving, I'm very happy with my progress sofar.

I'm about to nuke the toilet at work. It has no idea what's about to hit it.

Well that was quick and easy. One curiosity wipe. Efficient.

There was sum cum in my last dump

But at least he wore a mask though, right?

I don't hang around anyone who doesn't wear a mask or 3x vaxxed

clean break, what a day!

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love to know the back story on that - I had never seen it.

I've introduced a probiotic into my daily routine.

I'm in my pooping prime boys!!!

I had Italian last night. Great stuff!

Woke up feeling like my stomach had expanded 3 fold. I just dropped the most rancid, vile, just awful poo in the bathroom at work.

Maybe my stomach didn't like the Italian as much as my taste buds did.

very nice two turder this AM - really a nice and complete outing.

My Chinese food last night prepped my colon for a big discharge this morning. A very large pile well above the water line.

Will need some Ajax to clean the bowl after all the skids mards

gonna be a good day!

gonna go poop right now

I have had the runs today :(

Looks like something that could be used as mixer for a drink.

One lemon drop coming up.

Do your ass hairs ever stick to your turds?

Sitting on the toilet right now!!!!

JUST HAD A BANGIN' POOP Y'ALL!!!

OH HELL YEEHA!! How did it go champ?

Splattering hard today.

get some solid 'whole' foods bru - you got this Joey!

I've had my coffee and am now ready to take the browns to the superbowl

weird - that's exactly how I did it!

Thank God for air freshener spray

You guys have never gone a week without shitting and it shows.

Doing a work poop right now!!!

Thankfully no. Making a poopy makes me feel better

Hopefully everything goes smoothly

Hadn't pooped in awhile so I fingered my ass while eating mcdonalds. Now I'm shitting like a fountain!