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You know what would really complete this story? Sony makes a billion dollars and uses it to hire a private strike force of mercenaries who they send in to kill Kim Jong Un. Film the whole thing and release the sequel.
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Ebola is a damn joke.
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...and a full reasonably priced food menu THAT is a business model that can survive. |
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You think Mitt Romney actually wants to watch this movie???
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I like this idea...
http://www.wsj.com/articles/drop-the...ang-1418946773 Basically, have the US govt buy the movie rights and then release it into the public domain. Movie would spread through China and into NK in a week. |
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Next time I'm in Austin, whenever that is, drinks and tickets are on me. Double if they're showing a Chiefs game. |
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Doug calls them Benson Interruptions, basically his version of MST3K with a couple of comedian friends. |
I went to a party today with a ton of high level entertainment business peeps.
There wasn't one person that thought green lighting this movie was a good idea. Arrogance on the part of Sony and arrogance on the part of Rogen. Also, apparently, Kim is murdered at the end of this film, onscreen, and in a very gruesome manner. Take it FWIW. |
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Fwiw, it's the only Hollywood movie I've been interested in even actually watching in, like, a decade... |
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https://tv.yahoo.com/news/interview-...234915292.html
The Interview’ Release Would Have Damaged Kim Jong Un Internally, Says Rand Expert Who Saw Movie At Sony’s Request |
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Or if it was, it hit too close to home and he's debating lawyering up and coming after for me for knowing stuff about him that I shouldn't. If it's the former, it was a legit question I have and I figured Dane would be *the* guy to ask considering I have no other connections. If it's the latter, I must implore him not to take legal action on me as I mean him no harm. |
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Apparently North Korea is having some problems with their internet today. Gee, I wonder how that happened.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102289459#. North Korea is having major Internet problems, just days after President Barack Obama promised a proportional response to the devastating hacks against Sony. The country, which the FBI accused last week of the cyberattack, is suffering from periodic Internet outages, and experts at DYN Research found that recent problems were out of the ordinary, according to a report from North Korea Tech. "I haven't seen such a steady beat of routing instability and outages in KP before," Doug Madory, director of Internet analysis at Dyn Research, told North Korea Tech. "Usually there are isolated blips, not continuous connectivity problems. I wouldn't be surprised if they are absorbing some sort of attack presently." In an interview with Re/code, Madory said that even typically strong connections are experiencing disruptions. (CNBC's parent NBC Universal is an investor in Re/code's parent Revere Digital.) "They're pretty stable networks normally," he told Re/code. "In the last 24 hours or so, the networks in North Korea are under some kind of duress, but I can't tell you exactly what's causing it." He added that there is no way to know if the outages are the result of an attack, or are just from maintenance or a power outage. Still, "given the timing," a cyberattack is worth considering, he told Re/code. |
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They're not gonna get any Crown Town Ale from Boulevard either!
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I read that North Korea only has about 1,000 IP addresses. (The USA has billions). If the entire nation only has that many IP addresses, then apparently it is not very difficult to shut down their internet indefinitely with a DDoS attack.
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they probably choked their bandwidth because everyone over there is watching you tube clips of their leader making 18 consecutive holes in one.
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I hope Kim is on hold with Comcast, and the recorded message is trying to get him to buy home security services....
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I say melt them!
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No porn or Chiefsplanet in North Korea today.
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The problem is that our electric grids, power plants, water treatment plants etc. are vulnerable as hell. They are easily cracked with password crackers and not updating their infrastructure on a regular basis. I bet 99% don't even fix zero day vulnerabilities. |
Just thought of something, the hackers had said they had more sensitive Sony information that they would release if Sony made any more trouble. (Sony sort of acknowledged that more sensitive info was probably stolen)
Perhaps the USA decided to indefinitely kill NK's internet in part to stop the hackers? I imagine they'd still need China's help for a long-term solution, the hackers would just need to sneak a flash drive out or something. |
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Well anybody who doesn't post today is obviously a NK commie bastard!
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Did the terrorists still win?
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@timalamo: Breaking news: Sony has authorized screenings of THE INTERVIEW on Christmas Day. We are making shows available within the hour. #Victory
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Iran's nuclear plant had absolutely no connections to the internet and we still got Stuxnet in there. |
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I'm suddenly interested in seeing this and am thinking of scrapping my original xmas plans to stand in line and spend money I wouldn't have to see such a controversial movie.
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You have to update software to vulnerabilities. At some point you have to get the fix, code whatever from the manufacture. Even if its a straight DVD line of possesion from the manufacture to where the DVD goes into the tray, there can still be malware put in the code thats loaded. The Chinese loaded code in the Cisco routers at the factory. Went undetected. Stole every single nuclear secret we had from ever. Stayed on the network for over 2 years. All the diagrams, plans for nuclear war, capabilities, who we have shared the tech with..... every damn thing. That wouldn't happen now, the Security infrastructure is more complex and detects every single thing that moves at any time. But, there is always the next thing that you are not prepared to defend. |
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If you consider a USB stick or DVD to be "part of the Internet," that's wrong too. Sorry. |
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On a related note I heard North Korea is planting a bunch of Chatty Cathys in the movie theater just so you can't enjoy it. |
Everyone who goes to the movie should get two medals. One for standing up to terrorism and another for sitting through a Seth Rogan movie.
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If you don't then you're a terrorist. |
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If you like Seth Rogan, you are what is wrong with America. That makes you a terrorist. Or maybe a terrorist magnet. I'm not really sure. I guess it would make you a terrorist, but a different type of terrorist than the terrorists who don't like Seth Rogan. |
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Seth Rogan can be funny to me sometimes, but he is the exact same ****ing character in every movie I have seen him in.
He really just irritates me now. |
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Alex will check you down to $200 even if the $1000 question is wide open. |
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Personally, I don't buy for a second that this was North Korea behind the attack. I think they saw an opportunity to make the world think they were capable of something, and they took it. I also don't buy for one second that the US gov launched a counter attack. I believe this is the work of anonymous. They also threatened Sony if they didn't reverse course and release the movie, so that would explain why Sony is talking about releasing it. |
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They've now announced that they'll be releasing the movie, and that it will be in theaters and VOD on the same day. And the movie's now gotten more press than it would have with an expensive PR campaign.
If this works out as a way to cut out the big chains, we could be watching Sony stepping in shit and coming out smelling like a rose. |
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It's same ol' shitty banter. The style was funny the first or 2nd time. 10 Movies later....not funny anymore, and rather annoying. |
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People who make movies that most people enjoy live in or near Hollywood. I don't get anything from NK except weird threats to destroy America. |
I like Seth Rogan best in Paul.
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Many theater owners are now telling the media that they have been informed by Sony that the movie will be made available on VOD on the same day as the limited theatrical release.
No word yet exactly which VOD service is going to be used. |
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I laugh at them, their whore wives, their parents, their grandparents, and their pussy little illegitimate bastard spawn children (that they think are their own). |
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To say the least they're a group who live a very privileged life and all-too-often use their movie celebrity to push for things that their distorted lives allow them to think is normal. Look at Brad and Angelina, normal? No! Doing some good things? Maybe. Madonna? LOL... I know I'm painting with a very broad brush, but they seem to have a rather large density of eccentric freaks compared to the more normal group in the 'burbs... All I'm saying is, other than saying they understand, they live a life so distant and detached from reality that their opinions are suspect at best. |
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