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Reroka 06-06-2023 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 16971276)
Would you return after reading what everyone is saying about your wifes smelly pussy?

if my wife's poon smelled, I am smart enough to not post about it.

FlaChief58 06-06-2023 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Reroka (Post 16971291)
if my wife's poon smelled, I am smart enough to not post about it.

All of this!

BryanBusby 06-06-2023 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx (Post 16971164)
I wonder what happened to OP. Dude posted multiple times a day every day and then one day in early 2021 he just goes *poof

He posted a lot in the MU threads before poofing.

Don't hold this as gospel as my memory from last week tends to suck, much less years ago. But, I want to say he was a retired person that may not have been in the best health.

Hopefully I am wrong about that.

Abba-Dabba 06-06-2023 10:49 AM

I'm eating a tuna fish sandwich rn!


Mmmmmm!

Titty Meat 06-06-2023 11:28 AM

His last post was never get the vaccine oof

A Salt Weapon 06-06-2023 11:29 AM

I’ve actually always been curious about this. I‘ve always thought it was more of a multiple partner thing than an individual thing.
Or perhaps just a timing thing cause I’ve known multiple girls go from really bad to odorless to pleasant smell At different times.

FlaChief58 06-06-2023 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by A Salt Weapon (Post 16971523)
I’ve actually always been curious about this. I‘ve always thought it was more of a multiple partner thing than an individual thing.
Or perhaps just a timing thing cause I’ve known multiple girls go from really bad to odorless to pleasant smell At different times.

It's a warm wet dark hole. That makes it a breeding ground for bacteria. There's a lot of upkeep at the happiest place on earth

Katipan 06-06-2023 11:42 AM

That is a self cleaning oven. Very little upkeep although the manual recommends regular inspection.

FlaChief58 06-06-2023 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 16971544)
That is a self cleaning oven. Very little upkeep although the manual recommends regular inspection.

I'm not going to question the owner, but I will say that I've been around a few that were in desperate need of maintenance.

Donger 06-06-2023 12:10 PM

Sounds like a good cooter rooter is in order.

loochy 06-06-2023 12:20 PM

From what I know, giving it a cleaning is not the issue. In fact, over cleaning can actually cause this issue by unbalancing the endemic bacteria. It's either that or an internal Ph issue. The issue needs to be addressed through a holistic body system approach, not by continuous scrubbing.


There's quite a difference in an internal odor issue vs a simple sweaty crotch BO issue. This sounds like the former rather than the latter.

seclark 06-06-2023 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 16971595)
From what I know, giving it a cleaning is not the issue. In fact, over cleaning can actually cause this issue by unbalancing the endemic bacteria. It's either that or an internal Ph issue. The issue needs to be addressed through a holistic body system approach, not by continuous scrubbing.


There's quite a difference in an internal odor issue vs a simple sweaty crotch BO issue. This sounds like the former rather than the latter.

Maybe he just needs to lick it
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TribalElder 06-06-2023 12:34 PM

https://i.imgur.com/yU5KJcI.png

FlaChief58 06-06-2023 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16971612)
Maybe he just needs to lick it
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:Lin:

seclark 06-06-2023 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 16971616)
:Lin:

Well, the situation might fix itself
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ptlyon 06-06-2023 12:42 PM

God I hate that commercial

Titty Meat 06-06-2023 12:46 PM

I get more pussy than the rest of the board combined

penguinz 06-06-2023 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16971628)
I get more pussy than the rest of the board combined

Feral cats don't count. ;)

Reroka 06-06-2023 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16971628)
I get more pussy than the rest of the board combined

Don't count if you pay for it.

ToxSocks 06-06-2023 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Reroka (Post 16971702)
Don't count if you pay for it.

Or if it's desperate grandma pussy from a dating app.

If you gotta bring a Life Alert with you to ****, it aint worth it.

Munson 06-06-2023 01:51 PM

Fat chicks don't count, either.

Titty Meat 06-06-2023 02:01 PM

Lotta betas on here hating on a player

ptlyon 06-06-2023 02:03 PM

Wonder if the drafting of Mahomes cleaned up that stank crotch. I know it did for a lot of posters here.

Radar Chief 06-06-2023 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16971628)
I get more pussy than the rest of the board combined

Right. The "pussy" you're getting:


<a href="https://ibb.co/ZX0phrs"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/zxzTSgc/date-night.jpg" alt="date-night" border="0"></a>

BEAVER 06-06-2023 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 16971704)
Or if it's desperate grandma pussy from a dating app.

If you gotta bring a Life Alert with you to ****, it aint worth it.

On the plus side - you might get a cool whip container of mashed potato's and gravy to take home with you after you bang her.

DenverChief 06-06-2023 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16971736)
Lotta betas on here hating on a player

Did someone give you permission to take your cock cage off?

Titty Meat 06-06-2023 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 16971877)
Did someone give you permission to take your cock cage off?

Oh zaddy

Ming the Merciless 06-06-2023 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia (Post 11311153)
I've never had a stank pussy but I did have a couple that weren't too ****ing fresh.

how do you know the difference

FlaChief58 06-06-2023 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 16971976)
how do you know the difference

I imagine the lack of a boner may hint at stank

scho63 06-06-2023 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx (Post 16971164)
I wonder what happened to OP. Dude posted multiple times a day every day and then one day in early 2021 he just goes *poof

OP is dead. He was murdered.

His wife discovered this thread and now she's doing life at Leavenworth. ;)

Wisconsin_Chief 06-06-2023 04:58 PM

I feel bad for MahiMike, wherever he is. Maybe I'm bias, but there aren't many things more pleasant to me than the smell of my wife's snatch. Guess I got lucky, and Mike had it rough.

Perhaps this was the cause of his disappearance? Couldn't handle the smell anymore and ran off into the Florida wetlands never to be seen again. People say he got eaten by a gator, but we all know it was aliens.

ToxSocks 06-06-2023 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 11312260)
My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick.

My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as ****, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any ****s.

Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to **** her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell.

I go for it anyway. Tried to at least.

Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks.

I love it when i look back at my old posts and crack myself up.

frozenchief 12-16-2024 10:03 AM

Apparently saying this can be defamatory. Just a word to the wise.

https://reason.com/volokh/2024/12/16.../#more-8309482

TLO 12-16-2024 10:19 AM

Thank you!

golfindude 12-16-2024 10:49 AM

I was on an elevator when this nice looking lady got on. Just her and me. Instantly I noticed a foul smell. I had just read this thread so I asked her if I could smell her pussy. She shot back with a resounding NO. I then told her, well then, it must be your feet.

FlaChief58 12-16-2024 11:30 AM

So telling a coworker that her pussy funk could knock a maggot off a gut wagon at 100 paces isn't acceptable?

threebag 12-16-2024 11:32 AM

Bet eDave would give it a taste.

VAChief 12-16-2024 11:57 AM

In college I was hired for the holidays working for JC Penney in the sporting goods department. I was working the dayshift one day with another female college student (who actually was pretty hot) and near the end she said watch my register I need to change for a party before the end of her shift. She uses one of the changing rooms and returns. A guy on the next shift arrives and begins checking the changing rooms for clothing that needs to be folded or hung up. He returns to the check out area and announces "damn who had the tuna fish sandwich in there?" I said nothing, but the chick next to me turned beat red. The dude was a dick, but I don't think even he had any idea it was likely her.

Graystoke 12-16-2024 01:15 PM

Hall of Classics?
What happened to the Hall of Classics I don't see it anymore?

Pepe Silvia 12-16-2024 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by VAChief (Post 17861619)
In college I was hired for the holidays working for JC Penney in the sporting goods department. I was working the dayshift one day with another female college student (who actually was pretty hot) and near the end she said watch my register I need to change for a party before the end of her shift. She uses one of the changing rooms and returns. A guy on the next shift arrives and begins checking the changing rooms for clothing that needs to be folded or hung up. He returns to the check out area and announces "damn who had the tuna fish sandwich in there?" I said nothing, but the chick next to me turned beat red. The dude was a dick, but I don't think even he had any idea it was likely her.

OMG ROFL.

Frazod 12-16-2024 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16972000)
OP is dead. He was murdered.

His wife discovered this thread and now she's doing life at Leavenworth. ;)

Yeah, my money's on this. I'll take SHIT YOU NEVER EVER POST ON THE INTERNET for $1,000, Alex.

This was first posted during my, uh, extended sabbatical imposed by the tyrants of the previous administration, and I never noticed it when it was recently bumped. But seriously, talk about some shit that will get you murdered in your sleep. Good lord. :eek:

Hoover 12-16-2024 02:20 PM

It might be your own disgusting breath you are smelling...

I remember my junior high football coach had the worst great in the huddle. Smelled like half coffee, half baby diaper full of shit. So maybe its a you problem.

ChiefsCountry 12-16-2024 02:31 PM

Thread is relevant for all the vaginas on here after yesterday

Raiderhater 12-16-2024 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 17862010)
Thread is relevant for all the vaginas on here after yesterday

It is EXTREMELY stanky up in here today to be sure.

Mosbonian 12-16-2024 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 17861935)
Yeah, my money's on this. I'll take SHIT YOU NEVER EVER POST ON THE INTERNET for $1,000, Alex.

This was first posted during my, uh, extended sabbatical imposed by the tyrants of the previous administration, and I never noticed it when it was recently bumped. But seriously, talk about some shit that will get you murdered in your sleep. Good lord. :eek:

I am pretty sure my wife will outlive me...and one of her instructions is to come in here and let everyone know I have passed, then have my account deleted.

So when I post...I try to remember not to say anything that will cause her to dig up my body and take it deep out into the ocean and put an anchor on it.

ShortRoundChief 12-16-2024 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17861534)
So telling a coworker that her pussy funk could knock a maggot off a gut wagon at 100 paces isn't acceptable?

I believe it’s legally required in Florida.

htismaqe 12-16-2024 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16971628)
I get more pussy than the rest of the board combined

He-pussy is not actual pussy.

FlaChief58 12-16-2024 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortRoundChief (Post 17862187)
I believe it’s legally required in Florida.

Swamp ass and cooter rot ain't no joke

BWillie 12-16-2024 06:49 PM

Sat at a coffee shop today reading this thread in the biggest font I could get

Coochie liquor 12-16-2024 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16971628)
I get more pussy than the rest of the board combined

Bussy, ain’t pussy bruh!

SPchief 12-16-2024 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frozenchief (Post 17861368)
Apparently saying this can be defamatory. Just a word to the wise.

https://reason.com/volokh/2024/12/16.../#more-8309482

I think I'll chance the lawsuit

Bearcat 12-16-2024 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 17861845)
Hall of Classics?
What happened to the Hall of Classics I don't see it anymore?

You don't see it listed here?
https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php

HoC - https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=32

Graystoke 12-16-2024 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17862570)

I found it. I think my old shortcut had it to all the tabs, new one to Nzoner’s Game Room.

Red Dawg 12-16-2024 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 17862197)
He-pussy is not actual pussy.

Lol

TrebMaxx 12-16-2024 09:14 PM

I have a plan for my wife to let CP know if I kick the bucket. Her pussy smells fine as heck, btw.

ptlyon 12-16-2024 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TrebMaxx (Post 17862663)
I have a plan for my wife to let CP know if I kick the bucket. Her pussy smells fine as heck, btw.

We will all act like we don't know who you are, so your secret is safe with us

scho63 12-16-2024 09:38 PM

I always wonder if he was sniffing the wrong hole. :hmmm:

Rainbarrel 12-16-2024 09:42 PM

You don't need to make excuses for ordering Cialis these days

frozenchief 12-17-2024 04:19 PM

Does your wife have a stinky vagina? Has someone accused your wife of having a stinky vagina? Have you had to break off an engagement because someone is saying your fiancée’s vagina is stinky? You may be entitled to compensation.”

The ads write themselves. I’m going to be rich.

threebag 12-18-2024 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17862692)
I always wonder if he was sniffing the wrong hole. :hmmm:

“It was just a little taste”-eDave

siberian khatru 12-18-2024 05:06 AM

https://fb.watch/wypwZVPL56/?fs=e

Titty Meat 12-18-2024 12:12 PM

OP let me **** her ill make it smell better

FlaChief58 12-18-2024 12:27 PM

https://youtu.be/_TZlXVy7kkc?si=y0CdPXCIUHreWJMN


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