Yep. Ended poorly, tried too hard with the Justin Houston. Good effort

maybe by 2020 you'll have done something 1/10 as memorable as what Bufkin pulled off today

I doubt it, though, because you're a shit poster

...smooth as silk.

I could give two shits about being memorable on a ****ing forum board. If a prank call excites you that just shows how immature you really are.

kind of like you trying too hard with a pennywise avi..it's already been done.

How is that trying too hard? I never knew there was a poster with a similar avatar. I actually remember when he posted and I was like "who the **** are you". Didn't know it was already created.

Aren't you the guy who got all butt hurt over sorter crushing you in your noty campaign?

I would say trying to hard is going into every thread and posting either Alex Smith sucks or telling people their threads are dumb. But what do I know, I'm just one of the best posters on CP.

Yes I was so furious. You guys are too gullible around here.

:facepalm:

I don't remember the last time I talked about Alex Smith. Some threads are dumb (like this one) and they need to be acknowledged so the OP doesn't do it again.

Bufkin shits turds that have happier lives than you do

I guess my opinion does matter.

In is correct, the ending sucked. The first parts were awesome though

Your comment will be ignored and they'll continue to bash me. Funny how that works.

He never got to the end. They cut him off.

Quit being stupid, you moron.

Sabby Piscatelli works at the UN?

Well I'll be....

Well of course it does sweetie

People didn't like this because it was unoriginal and done before? So are fart and dick jokes and those can be awesome when used at the right moment.

Good prank.

Just saw it again on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Bufkin's a celebrity!

You seem nice.

LMAO

Love it...

And I fully agree that drafting a WR or signing Houston make much more sense than our current WOT...

Goddamnit, CP; send me my ****ing notifications.

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Oh...I can't stay mad at you. Good job, other than that minor hiccup.
LMAO at the butthurt humorless whiners. Srvy and Grumpy Bunch

I am so insulted that you think this. But then again I am certain you giggle when O farts while your eating his ass like groceries.

yeah, I don't understand how some people can be so....crotchety

It sounds like a challenge.


Inmen is pretty much suggesting he can do better. The bar has been set, pick your time and date and do it.

I wouldn't even know when to call. I don't watch C-SPAN.

No one does.

Hell, you could call in to QVC...

Prank the Kelly and Michael show. Tell this question is for Michael and talk with a whistle. Or maybe one of those women's whine show like the View. Fit in somehow yeasty itchy mangina.

I would still have to have proof. Not sure how to get that as well.

dvr

Since you are so critical why don't you do something?

Inmen's dumbass is jealous of Bufkin.

LMAO @ being jealous of someone who won NOTY.

Inmem is embarrassing. He really thinks he's an important cog on this board and it couldn't be further from the truth. Awful poster.

Jealous? Far from it. I just wouldn't know what to do. Even if I did I'm not that childish to make a prank call. I graduated from Jr High 15 years ago. I like how grown ass adults think it's funny. Shows the maturity of our fan base.

Yes, maturity has made us all above humor...

it wasn't your typical 'Bart Simpson' prank phone call ...

it was an educated prank ... he discussed the issue at hand (kind of), and made it seem like a legit phone call all the way until the John Dorsey line ... and even then, if you're not a Chiefs fan, if you're listening in you probably still thought it was a legit phone call.

That's why it was funny. We realize you're not a very educated person, though, inmem...so you can get a pass using your moron card per usual.

So what's your excuse for your bullshit racist comments then?

and he worked in Laurent Duvernay-Tardif and Sabby Piscatelli into the discussion WITHOUT being cut off (two hilarious obscure Chiefs references only DIEHARD Chiefs fan would know; great CP references) while having 'Gonzo' being called out on air as a direct reference to one of the CP mods / one of the core members.

It was excellent. He stepped up to the plate with a ton of pressure and delivered a walk-off double.

and I've been a bufkin basher since he started posting ; this thread/prank officially puts him into a productive member of this board! Congrats, Bufkin!

Maybe by 2020 Inmem while join as well ... but judging by the fact he has a terrible sense of humor, he isn't funny at all, his Chiefs takes are awful, and he's never provided one meaningful post to this website ... I doubt it. Hopefully he eventually fizzles out and I won't have to read any more of his attention whoring posts by 2017.

You should probably be a tad less critical of others or at least add more humor to your tear down...

Nah. I'm auto-exempt on this board until 2022. Coining the "drafturbator" term to the lexicon in 2009 landed me a 5 year exemption followed up by the original roast thread which extended me until November 2022.

I don't have to be humorous for years.

Truth hurts

I have better things to do in life rather than try to impress people on a forum board with a prank phone call.

There's nothing reasonable when it comes to Chiefs football. Hard to be optimistic when they put out mediocre effort. What is there to discuss?

Perfect. If there is nothing for you to discuss about the Chiefs on CHIEFSPLANET.COM, feel free to move along. I'm sure there are other boards out there where you'd be more appreciated. Though, I doubt it, since you have about zero redeeming qualities in your posting style.

It's sad that you're going to be a parent.

Your wife is probably as ****ing dumb as you because she actually let you impregnate her.

Yes, because attention whoring and whining for recognition on chiefsplanet.com is such a loftier goal than pranking CSPAN.

LMAO

You're completely worthless.

As a fan I have a right to be upset. 20+ years of retreads is enough for me. I bet you can go another 20+ years and be content. Sorry, but I want more. I don't settle for mediocrity.

When do I whine about attention? Talking about another mans wife like that makes you a better person how?

Perfect. You've had enough. So move along. No one cares about your misery or your lack of Chiefs passion. So go attention whore it somewhere else. I promise you, no one will miss you.

Attention whore? Sure let me prank call somebody and post it. "Hey everybody look at me I prank called the news look at me".

He could always post a dick picture.

:D

No?

as opposed to you starting Alex Smith threads over and over and over ... and then flip-flopping and starting a thread saying "ok this team proved me wrong!" (like we cared) ... and then re-flip flopping a few weeks later with a new thread ...

yeah I'll take the excellent bufkin prank 1,000 times out of 1,000.

I'm fairly certain most people would prefer you just went away. You're just a terrible poster. You provide nothing. You're not a good heel, you're certainly not a face ... you're just 'blah.' Waste of time. You provide NOTHING.

he's fat

probably small

no thanks

Because I view her person (a dumb one, but a person nonetheless). You don't view minorities as people.

I thought Seattle was going to beat us. I was wrong so therefore I simply stated "this team proved me wrong". I still knew we had NO shot at a playoff appearance last season. I'm not sure you're understanding what I said last season. What separates you away from any other poster here? Do you think you provide great insight? All you talk about is that Manning is better than Brady and how Wilson is another Brad Johnson. You're a hypocrite.

Although, I wouldn't characterize the bufkin call as excellent, Hootie is actually right here.

Pretty sure I've never said Wilson is another Brad Johnson.

I would.

The dude was put on live TV and had to wing a 'rant' while trying to be inconspicuous enough to not be immediately cut off while using the name 'Gonzo' as his tag. He did this while pulling off Laurent Duvernay-Tardif and Sabby Piscatelli name drops (amazing) while staying on point enough to get in 1 final line to pull off the troll.

I imagine less than 10 people on this board could have done as well, and maybe 2 or 3 could have done any better.

Mad props from Hootie 2.0.

I once did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out in a heavy cross wind. Maybe 3 people in the world could have made that shot. Killing is all I know.

Okay.....cool?

Or Rush Limbaugh or Coast to Coast.

I can see why a man of Inman's professional experience and prowess wouldn't be able to find time to offer his superior skills non gratis.

I'm pretty sure you did, but whatever makes you from feeling like an idiot I would lie too.

I'm going to need youtube/DVR proof of this.

I have better things to do in life other than prank calls to get attention from strangers.

Ur SKillz R 2 GUD N E WAY!!!

so the guy who would take Russell Wilson over Aaron Rodgers also referred to Russell Wilson as another Brad Johnson?

Yeah. Sounds about right.

Actually I think you compared Wilson to Trent Dilfer. Either one you're a ****ing moron for thinking that.

...that wasn't me, guy

GoChargers calls him Russell Dilfer. I think Russell Wilson is basically the new Tom Brady. But at least you have your facts straight.

You're really gonna make search for your comment aren't you? Don't back paddle now.

Hootie thinks Wilson is a top 5 qb, don't think he'd have ever said that.

THERE WILL BE NO BACK PADDLING IN THIS THREAD!

Thank you.

Buzz Killington, ladies and gentlemen.

I would absolutely love it.

LMAO

I'm not the only one who thought it was awful.

top 5?

I've been saying he'd be the face of the NFL ever since his 1st playoff game against the Falcons.

There isn't a QB in the NFL I'd take over Russell Wilson. Not even Andrew Luck.

But hey, inmem is going to "pwn" me by showing me where I compared him to Trent Dilfer LMAO !!!

Can't wait!