Escobar hit that one about 120 metres. Just not enough.

Do you call yourself 'bricks' because it's what your BF does in your mouth every night?

Moose having a hard time catching up to the 89 mph heat tonight..

It's 143 km/h. Give him a break.

I'm not even the slightest bit annoyed. His team has over 50 losses at the end of July. Its like being called out by a drunken dwarf.

:LOL:

Are they doing the...wave?

I hate playing these teams on the road because our guys simply can't hit home runs like these types of teams can.

Damn these hotdogs taste sooooo good. Mmmmmmmm

They wont even make the playoffs.

LMAO

My point is that shit happens. Just enjoy Wiggins while you've got him because you never know when it will end. Vince's time in Toronto ended way too soon for a number of reasons.

Cain got on woohhooooo

A hit?

:LOL:

Did KC just get a hit. Sh*t eh? They had a full moon for a while there eh?

Yes, please change pitchers

That's because you're a cock sucker. I bet you love mayonnaise.

I don't get it either

How is Toronto's bullpen? I don't remember they are a forgettable team

Oh Brett Cecil. No. Hate Brett Cecil.

Garbage. I'd trade half of them for a pack of gum.

They had that played perfectly.

The bullpen is the only reason why the team with the best run differential in the AL is a .500 team.

Just from a glance, it seems typical. They have a few good relievers, a few mediocre relievers, and a few living, breathing crimes against humanity.

edit: the terrible ones seem to have a lot of IP tho

Tulo upgrades that roster tremendously. Reyes sucked balls. The Jays still won't do shit this year.

Sanchez I have hopes for with respect to the bullpen. I think he is a gamer.

Jays will make the playoffs and win the World Series.

So you're saying he's ghey ?

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Reyes was basically a corpse playing baseball at this stage of his career.

#1 being he wanted to get the **** out of Toronto.

Wiggins has already tasted freedom away from that hellhole. He's not coming back like Toronto sportswriters think he is.

:LOL: You're ****ing high.

What I'm saying is, he is the Jays closer and will close down the door on Kansas City.

Primarily because the team was run by a bunch of raging idiots.

If you say so. That will make the disappointment when he inevitably leaves (for anywhere, it doesn't have to be Toronto) even stronger.

I'll give Hawkins credit, the guy is 42 in the post steroid era and still slinging it out there.

I was surprised to find he was still throwing 93 upon learning of the trade earlier this week.

You should stick with hockey.

He's a dinosaur eh?

It's just frustrating seeing Duffy pitch this way after Guthrie shit his pants the night before.

Zobrist has been invisible tonight.

It's not that surprising. BJ's kill lefties. Besides, Duffy had been solid for a good while before tonight.

Yeah I forgot he was even still in the league until I was randomly watching a Rockies game earlier this year. He was slinging it out there. He's not a cyborg but looked effective enough to me.

That should get Salvy goin' :D

Bottom of the order time, 2 out rally time

You know as much as I love my beloved Maple Leafs, I've lost a lot of faith in them.

Not winning a Stanley cup since 1967 is the same thingy as the Chiefs not winning a SB since 1969. It's just painful and awful experience to go through. So I gave up on them. They just care about making money.

calling it now: triple to right

This is one of those lineups that just has it against the Royals at home.

While i agree the Jays kill lefties, Duffy hung a lot of curves and could not spot his fastball anywhere other than the middle of the plate.

Did Rex just say Dyson should drive one out of here?

Good eye Dice

Dyson got clowned hardcore there.. lol

LOL Dyson.

SWING AND A MISS......HE STRUCK HIM OUT!!!!

How are you not expecting a fastball in that situation?

Of course he'll likely leave Minnesota LMAO

I'm not a moron, dude. 99% of NBA players will play for more than one team in their careers if they last beyond their rookie deals. Even iconic franchise guys like Malone and Payton left to play elsewhere.

Wiggins will be here his rookie year, and if his career is as successful as most people think it will be, he'll be in line to make quite a bit of money in his next contract. That contract will be with Minnesota.

What happens after that is anyone's guess. But I can deal with two contracts for Minnesota. That's what Kevin Garnett did. Even Kevin Love (but he was a pink-skinned goat-****er).

Know where he's NOT going back to? Ever again?

Toronto.

Yeah, i'm not defending him on that. That lineup will make a pitcher pay.

Let's put it this way... when LaTroy Hawkins was drafted by the Twins, George Brett was the defending American League batting champ.

Two hits that innng. Nice.

That's fine. I don't really care either way. It's just...you seem a bit worried about the possibility. LMAO

There aren't that many guys left in this league that even played in the 90s. I believe it's under 10. He's one of them.

I am now older than ever major leaguer. I miss Jamie Moyer.

My memory isn't the only thing that doesn't go that far back.

It's amazing that, while even mostly as a reliever, his arm has held up the entire time.

No, it's just don't do your sorry-ass, "Buh buh my favwit team got swood by da fwanchise pwayer" routine.

I'm a ****ing Chiefs and Wolves fan. Don't act like you've seen it all and you're trying to be the wise old sage who got ****ed over by life to the innocent crackhead.

My favorite football team has a playoff winless streak that's even longer than your shitty baseball team's. You think you're special because Vince Carter happened? The Wolves have had shit happen to them that would turn you white, asshole. You'd be begging for the Vince Carter saga if you were a Wolves fan.

You're worse than a 49er fan telling me about Alex Smith.

Oh, I know whats wrong. Opening up some bourbon now, that should wake up the bats.

What kind?

Bourbon. Bourbon soaks bats. Makes bats drunk.

BOOM!!

We've scored 5 runs the past 3 games. Not a good trend.

Clown shoes being put on.

Devil's Cut

oh well, it'll still serve a purpose, I guess

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Ya can't win 'um all!

You can start being civil, or you can GTFO.. Your choice.

Checked and found 11 guys still from the 90s (who at least pitched or played a game in that decade):

Pitchers: Colon, Burnett, Hudson, Hawkins.

Position players: ARod, Hunter, Beltre, A. Ramirez, Ortiz, Pierzynski, Beltran.

I wonder who will be the last one to stick around of this group.

I'm a Chiefs (no need to explain to you), Blue Jays (longest playoff drought in North American pro sports; 22 years), Raptors (worst franchise in the NBA for the last 2 decades since they entered the league in '95), and Leafs (1967) fan. If it's futility that you want to compare, I win.

Meh, not our game. Get em tomorrow, hope Cueto can bring it.

I don't think he's being that bad. What is this, Orange Mange for the Royals?LMAO

I have a work dinner function. :(

The Mange shuts downs their forums due to butthurt over opposing fans.


The Planet just shuts down on its own.