TMZ was really slacking on July 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made a snap chat about asking random people in Westport if they have HPV it was a success

says the guy who can't get Dane to retaliate to pedophile and career insults...

LMAO

I bet a bunch of them were either lying in their responses or were blissfully unaware that they have HPV.

That's warts, right?!?!? I know of a lot of people who have warts. Certainly not me, but it does seem to be somewhat more common than the other STD's. I'm always hearing about some jackass giving some jack monkey some warts. This girl I went to school with sued a physician a few years ago because he gave her warts...evidently he knew he had it, but he didn't inform her of it when they had sexual relations with each other. They wrote and posted a story about it in...the...****ing....paper!!! And she was interviewed and everything about the distress she has endured from these warts. I just couldn't believe it....you'd think she'd be embarrassed and a bit less outspoken about her wart situation. Now everyone in the area knows that both of them have warts.

What were peoples' responses in Westport?!?!?

Almost everyone has it. It just doesn't present in everyone.

I really hate Loochy without his Michael Scott avatar.

Mods, please do something about this. Thanks.

I think a Gilbert Gottfried avatar would be more fitting.

Or do you hate him because you think you have warts now?!?! He probably would have said the same thing with the Michael Scott avatar, homeslice!!!

I have this big wart directly above my scrotum that gets tingly and hard when I watch porn. It's about 11 inches long and the thickness of a soup can.

Should I see a doctor? Is this normal?

I think you got inches confused with millimeters. Turn the ruler to the other side. :thumb:

11 inches?!?! Do you by chance, post on Chiefsplanet?!?!?

So how often do you get outbreaks?

I bought this ruler in America. It only reads inches.

Yes, absolutely. Not only did I apologize to BC, I also apologized to some of the mods (I can't remember if it was all of them but definitely Bwana and Floppy and I think AustinChief).

There is and was no excuse for it.

I took the day off from my modeling job. I've spent most of my time training in the backyard, doing sprints and stuff. Throwing footballs over the top of oak trees. Just normal dude things. In between sets I've been posting.

I'm really glad to hear that, Dane.

*Donger gives approving dad nod*

Let me guess; No apology from anyone to you for calling you a child molester.

Never, because I'm a non responder.

Seriously, my wife is a pediatric provider. She gets a TON of questions on the HPV vaccine. It is VERY common. Most people are just carriers though. Women have much greater complications than men.

HPV prevalence was 24.5% (95% CI, 19.6%-30.5%) among females aged 14 to 19 years, 44.8% (95% CI, 36.3%-55.3%) among women aged 20 to 24 years, 27.4% (95% CI, 21.9%-34.2%) among women aged 25 to 29 years, 27.5% (95% CI, 20.8%-36.4%) among women aged 30 to 39 years, 25.2% (95% CI, 19.7%-32.2%) among women http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article....ticleid=205774

It is estimated that half of all men have HPV. http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditio...ve-genital-hpv

Told you.... I doubt he would have come back without apologizing after calming down.

I have 55,000 posts in this forum and while I may have teased someone else about their job, the only person I recall doing that to is you.

And it's not because I have disdain for restaurant servers, it's because you constantly posted about all the money you earned, the chicks you picked up, the partying and so on. You wore it like a badge of honor, which quite frankly, was pretty funny.

But do I really believe you're a pizza boy loser? No. And I'm really surprised you've even remotely offended that you've been teased about it over the years.

No, more like a friend nod. I know that Dane can get a little "Italian" and had little doubt that he regretted what he did. I just wanted to know for sure.

No, see, that's funny

:rolleyes:

Hardly "most everyone"

My wife's cervical cancer, which was diagnosed in 2013 and led to a radical hysterectomy, was caused by HPV.

It's nasty. Both of my daughters will receive the vaccine when they're of proper age.

LMAO

Smed is Smed. He started instantly neg repping me upon his return, just like the good ol' days.

LMAO

I was going to write "agrotard" but I thought that would be indelicate.

It's just the Brit in you to go after those meatball eaters isn't it?

How do you know if your baby is a guido?

It won't take a pacifier unless there's hair on it.

Ugh...LMAO

No.

That may be the opinion of the general forum but that's untrue.

As I explained yesterday, the owner, the mods and several people I call friends here knew the real story. While I was a little pissed about the nonsense that was going on, I started a business and needed to focus. Things were moving very quickly and this forum can be a time suck, especially to someone like me that not only enjoys talking about football but someone that has difficulty letting things "go". That whole issue gave me the impetus to leave.

Also, as I explained yesterday, this isn't "revisionist" history. Some people were privy to the info, but the majority weren't and I've never felt any reason to explain until now.

Is Dane your ticket to Hollywood or something?

shutup. you know you have it

Yes, my wife is quite adamant about getting these kids vaccinated. There are still quite a few idiots that their kid getting the vaccination somehow means they will go sex crazy or something.

Kids are always sex crazy.

At least with the vaccine, they won't get breast or cervical cancer from HPV.

I figured it would come to this. There are no "tickets" in Hollywood. Besides, he and I have quite possibly been in the same room sometimes and not even known it. I do, in fact, admire a person who finds lasting success in Hollywood without ****ing your way in. It ain't easy, it's a slow grind, and it's an awful industry.

PS: I'd defend you too if you were being treated like this. And as I understand it, not many people care for you.

It was at 2 am we were all trashed it was funny

How do you know that Dane didn't **** his way in?

LMAO

Careful, sauldouche will think is a serious attempt to share someone's personal information......

This is all I see when I enter this thread..... :doh!:!:

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Somebody recently had an idea for a bracket tournament where posters go at each other with insults 1 on 1. This really needs to happen. We can set it up to start immediately after the wildcard round of the playoffs.

This is one of my ideas for my Christmas gift card give-away this year. Thinking of doing it on Festivus.

More of an off season activity, IMO.

Two guys whose takes I always enjoy, this open air beef sucks.

Get over it you two, we'll be playing ball soon and wont have time for this nonsense.

Do we hate each other more in the off-season or during the season? I get confused.

Most of our hate in-season is focused on the Chiefs.

And the battle of Homer and Hater rages strongly in season.

Join us in GDC (game day chat). Fun times. Only rule is no fighting. It's a gentlemen's rule.

The other rule is I am red.

Ok.

I'm sorry for calling you a diddliepoo.

ROFL

I'm sitting on the pot dropping a deuce when I read this. Nearly blew out my colon, you jackass. LMAO

This thread is what happens when Chiefs football isn't worth two ****s for a decade.

Dane, IMO, has treated most of his accusers and "fan club" with kid gloves since returning, even though I have observed multiple instances where they have purposely tried to bait him in to an escalation.

Good on him.

Beach Tribe just wants his inner Lil' Chiefy fired-up so badly, to be right about SOMETHING Chiefs-related, he'll not only jump on the wagon faster than a lighter hitting a loaded pipe, he'll build the mother****er out of popsicle sticks and duct tape if need be so that Eric Berry can drive it and get over his fear of horses.

Hootie seems to be maturing slowly, so he's got that going for him.

Did I mention slowly?

I would have a dinner and one drink with Dane. Hell, I would even buy.

I would hang out with Beach Tribe, maybe watch a game on TV. But he better keep the pipe at home. I absolutely do not partake in narcotics, as I have ingested more than Beach Tribe could muster in two lifetimes.

I would generously tip Hootie when he brings me my pizza and chicken wings, though I would not want to drink with him because he likes to indiscriminately destroy furniture and other inanimate objects possibly.

I would finally like to say that the real nuisance here is Saul Good. Saul is easily the most horrible of the four people mentioned in this round table. All he does is suck the Chiefs flaccid dick( while it remains eternally flaccid because he can't suck dick worth a ****( PM Katipan for pointers? ), and his politics are pure abomination.

I would probably cock-punch Saul Good, and not ask for forgiveness for my actions.

Thank you.

FWIW, I compose and produce music for reality TV shows, including theme songs, bumpers and underscore, national commercials and trailer music. I also scored a dopey film released by a major studio two years ago. In the past two years, I've had music on more than 1,200 episodes of network and cable TV, including The NFL and NASCAR on Fox, which is always cool.

I've been asked to write commercial pop music with some really successful songwriters but I'm not interested in working with people that want to be famous and/or "stars". Singers, especially really talented and successful singers, are the debil.

Instrumental music is where it's at for me.

No bracket. Just all out bitching at each other for 500 posts.

So when Knight Rider hits the gas for pursuit, you've got the mood covered? :evil:

If I ever have the chance to meet Dane, I'm taking it. He's easily the most famous person on CP.

Bullshit. How many twitter followers does he have?

I don't know because I don't have Twitter. People who make their own way don't need Twitter.

Is he your ticket to Hollywood or something?

No, he's just the most famous person on CP. Not sure that can be argued. I'd chill with Dane. He seems ok.

ahem...

ROFL

I am sorry!

ROFL

:LOL:

LMAO

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Now, please fill me in on stevieray's post

Ima steamroller baby!

LMAO Nice

Get help.

Too late.

Eh, I'm not famous. I'm fortunate to be working but I'm not in the Brian Tyler/Christophe Beck/Henry Gregson-Williams realm.

Yet. :D

I read all of this and all I have to say is....


Pepto Bismol could have really solved the entire problem from the start.

...Don't make me pull out my trading card!

Nothing saves these shit shows. Best to just ride them out.

Hahahahahaha. You said ride it out.

LMAO

You win!

:D

Thankyouverymuch, you've been a wonderful audience!

Glorious hair.