Nice work TB.

I honestly find Johansson a little more attractive but voted for Kate because of Rico's annoying performance in all of the Kate threads.

Kate Beckinsale? This is what CP comes up with?
I am disappoint.

I suspect you weren't the only one. Obnoxiousness will turn people against.

Congrats Kaitlyn Planet. This is literally the CP version of Okung being his own agent and signing with no bonus and no upfront guaranteed money. Voting a woman with no boobs, and a flat ass as the hottest female celeb.

As much work and appreciation I have for what TB did here, this is a product of the way the tourney was run (the head-to-head in R2 followed by the threesomes of R3) and anonymous voting. Yes, following the specific match ups, Kate is the winner. In another tourney with the same women but different matchups, traditional pools, and public voting would yield a different result almost guaranteed.

Salma, call me. I can be there to comfort you in just a few hours. Sooner if you send your jet.

This is the worst injustice since OJ went free.

Give it 20 years and John Travolta will produce a movie about it, starring himself as Tim Bone.

I'm one of 105 people who cast the deciding vote.

Great job TimBone, thanks.
Only on CP do you hear people saying Scarlett and Kate don't belong in the final round of a hottest woman contest. Lulz galore...

Flatassinsale vs. Restingbitchfacenson. Nice job CP.

This was supposed to be a hottest celebrity contest not a prettiest white girl contest.

Majority rules, your attempt at dragging race into it aside. Look on the bright side: there are plenty of hefty girls with sloppy tits and badunka-dunk asses out there for you.

Beck by 1


Rico is going to have a coronary. LMAO

You're right, look at these two fat pigs. Chiefs Planet is the only planet in the galaxy where Kate and Scarlett make the finals of a hot celebrity contest.

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Salma Hayek > Scarlett/Kate

hell even Carmen Electra (in her prime) was hotter than both

imo Heidi Klum and Pamela Anderson both hotter


The matchups pretty much guided the process. Hotter chicks took each other hot and allowed lesser chicks to win ... just like March Madness. :p

Yet Salma Hayek lost to both finalist. And anyone suggesting Pamela Anderson is hotter than these 2 need to down a gallon of antifreeze.

Salma Hayek's square face isn't cut out for the top 2, sorry brah

JFC I can't believe all the butthurt over this only for fun side show.

Those are world class pieces of ass. So are the finalists. More people voted for one than the others. What's the problem?

Some people just can't wrap their head around other people not having the same tastes as them. In this case they found out that the majority of the people that voted in this have different taste than they do.

Kate is hotter than Scarjo, mainly because scarjo has a man face.

At least CP got this round right.

Neither should've been finalists..... But oh well.

According to Chiefsplanet, Kate Beckinsale is the hottest celebrity in the (modern) history of the world.

LMAO

Except for the fact that Scarlett and Kate both went head to head against the two girls that people seem to be the most upset about, and won with ease.

I don't see how there is any substantial evidence to back up this claim. Kate Beckinsale and Scarlett Johansson both went through a variety of different types of battles. In the last two rounds they displayed that they could (with ease, actually) come out ahead in an elite group of four girls, and then do the same thing when matched head to head against elite girls. They finished first in every heat in which they participated. They were just destined to make it to the finals. They have the look that Midwestern men seem to prefer.

...and let's not act like these two are trolls, or as though they're not worthy of the finals. They seem to end up somewhere near the top of most lists across the Internet that rank hotness.

Also, more Heidi Klum.

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Seal has been all over that. Scorched earth.

New thread: Would you **** a girl after she ****ed a black guy?

I have

Cool... let's do the contest all over again.....2 out of 3....ROFLROFL Thanks Tim..

What the **** is this supposed to mean? There are white dudes with big cocks too! Stereotype much?

When I met my wife in AIT she was dating a black dude.

Well, that would take us right into the regular season. Hahaha

Define "after."

I have a step-daughter.

She is 1/4 black. And she's awesome...

So yeah.

Hmm. I agree with this 100%.

LMAO Nahhh.... It was a lot of fun. I don't have any emotional investment in it, or anything like that.

I just...can't relate when it comes to taste in women with most of the other CP posters. Whatever blows their loads, though.

I meant it when I wrote that the only woman in this entire contest that I think Kate is hands down hotter than was that ugly porn chick with all the disgusting tattoos.

MODS CAN WE PLEASE FIND A PLACE FOR KATES FACE IN THE BANNER AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE?

TIA

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I like you three.


LMAO Not, like, immediately after a black dude in line for a gangbang. Just in general. If you met a girl and found out she had boned a black guy in the past.


I legit never said anything of the sort but you seem pretty insecure. You got a small pecker, brah?

I only even mentioned it because I know some white racists are disgusted with the idea of "their women" defiling themselves by being with black dudes. Read Vailpass's post and you can often find similar comments on interracial porn videos.

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Some people talk about other races like they're ****ing aliens or another species or some shit.

When I was in the 8th grade, I was hanging out with a group of friends and for whatever reason we were talking about jackin' it (not a circle jerk, SNR). Anyway, one friend asked me if black dudes jizz was the same as everyone else's. Like, he thought it might be a different color or something..

I was like :spock:

LMAO

Like Nickelodeon slime.

Nah, just get ****ing sick of the whole white dude, black dude bullshit. Especially in today's society of dumb****s.
It just seemed like that was the direction the comment was heading to.

Hah. Yeah.

Funny thing is, that kid was actually Filipino. Did he think everyone's jizz was the same but for some reason black dudes shot out green goo?

And I can't tell you how many times people comment on how I'm black so I "must have a huge ****ing dick". Also, when I was 17 working my first job, we were talking about sports and black people and my manager asked me if we (meaning black people) had an extra muscle in our legs.

So ****ing weird.

If Filipinos have a different color than others, that would be a logical reason for him asking. Has anyone ever watched Filipino porn so we can test this theory?

Extra muscles??? lol...that's silly, you guys don't have extra muscles that we don't have.






It's just that all the protein from the fried chicken helps to develop the normal leg muscles more than other races. Everyone knows that.

Black guys are better at sports because their nostrils are huge and they can use more oxygen......



Along with the extra muscle in their legs.



Genetic freaks.

Why can't they swim?

Not many pools in Africa.

This thread has taken a weird turn, I must say.

Stay on land and you never need to learn to swim. It's not something needed for survival.

Plenty of people hiding in the US would disagree.

I'd rather have big nostrils and an extra leg muscle.

You youngins, they don't have an extra muscle (or tendon, as I've heard others say). Jimmy the Greek said it was because the higher thicker thigh muscle has grown up into their back. It's science! :D

BTW...he was fired shortly afterwards from CBS NFL Today.

You mean right after she had sex with a different guy first? No, that's kind of gross.

I watched the 30 for 30 on that guy, and it mentioned that.

Oh, never mind. I see now that it's one those Black/White things.

I think it's a culture thing, honestly.

When I was in the army, we had a day where we were doing drown proofing training. Basically they tech you how to tread water in full uniform with your rifle. Anyways, they gave us about an hour of free time beforehand to swim and have fun.

During that free time, I swear the pool looked segragated. Everyone was in the pool except for the black people, they were huddled up against the fence hanging out and talking. There was only one black person in the pool, and he was not from America, he was Jamaican.

When it was time to do the training, almost every black person had to be coaxed into jumping into the water off of the diving board. Except for the Jamaican dude, he jumped right in.

I could be wrong, but that makes me think it's a culture thing amongst black Americans, where they just don't swim.

Just think what your 40 time would have been in high school?

I was poor growing up. One of things I could do was have mom drive me to the Boys club and swim, play basketball , shoot pool etc.

Only the white guys got into the pool. I asked one of my buddies why he didn't get in and he basically said **** that shit, you can die in a pool.

I dated a few black girls in HS so would have to go with yes.

just be glad you're not Asian.

I would agree.

I don't know many legit black Africans, but black islanders don't seem to have any issues with swimming, which makes sense. Black Americans don't seem to like swimming much, though.

Maybe it has something to do with accessibility as well? Lots of black people live in inner cities without much access to pools. My dad grew up in DC and he can't swim.

Well for most of U.S. history they weren't allowed in the public pools due to segregation. Nothing more to it than that.

Next time you feel like jumping to baseless conclusions and putting ****ed up words in my mouth bro you might ask me first.

Do you deny that you're racist?

Look man. I'm sorry your little feels got hurt because some kid thought you might shoot rainbow colored semen and for whatever other horrific slights life has dealt you.

That however doesn't authorize you to put words in my or anyone's mouth that you manufactured to fit your butthurt agenda. You owe me an apology but if you were man enough to know that you'd never have pulled this shit in the first place.

If you're looking for someone to contribute to your emotional reparations club you can keep the **** on looking. Maybe you never had anyone to tell you this basic life's truth that applies to all of us: You aren't a special flower, you are no better and no worse than anyone else. Life's tough. You need to be tougher.

LMAO

What a ****ing kook. What about anything I've posted in this thread makes you think I'm butthurt? You're the one that's demanding apologies. Sit your ass on a nice hotbag..... or a dick, pussy.

What the hell happened to this thread

Lack of water wings.

We should probably hold off on contacting Beckinsale about her victory.

She has no Twitter or Facebook. I can only assume that's because she's harassed on a regular basis by people like us trying to let her know that we voted her the hottest celebrity. She's probably tired of because asked for congratulatory nudes, which is definitely what I was going to do.

The thread turned into a...

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Congratulations to the winner of the CP 2016 Hottest Celebrity Contest. :rolleyes:

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I've ****ed dozens of girls, of not scores of them, that either banged or dated black dudes. I couldn't care less.

I've had my share of hot black chicks, too.

When Beckinsale was crowned or when I stepped in?

I voted KB, so what do you think?

Hmmm. That's a tough one.

I've only been with one black girl. Although big black girls did seem to love me growing up.