DO ME!!!11!!!!!
Do me hard
Do me like you just got out of jail.

Wait, what I meant to say was "I'm in"? (that's got some weird overtones too).

Please add me to the list of users that will receive a hypothetical reincarnation that's based on a process that produces random results.

MIA dragon follows our classic model of "ugly with money", though he's also quite smart. I bet he does reasonably well with the more desperate ladies of Nampula.

Gender Male
Intelligence 87
Appearance 8
Wealth 93
Nation Mozambique
Region Nampula
Population 5,008,793

Rich in Nampula's not exactly luxurious, though. You probably live in the upper floor of one of these fine city condos.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_l5dorFhBWdI/Su...0/P1050395.JPG

Ooh, a fun island life for luv. You don't exactly have a lot of strong genetic aspects, but you make a decent living selling Coca Cola to the GI's.

Gender Female
Intelligence 30
Appearance 27
Wealth 59
Nation Japan
Region Okinawa
Population 1,421,000

As a middle class person, I suspect you'll live here: https://www.google.com/maps/@26.4170...7i13312!8i6656. All in all, it seems like an acceptable life though I don't know where Okinawans go on vacation.

cwhocares will have a lot of time on his hands as an unemployed male in the urban core of Karachi, Pakistan. I suspect he'll end up on the no-fly list.

Gender Male
Intelligence 13
Appearance 45
Wealth 22
Nation Pakistan
Region Karachi Central
Population 13,215,631

I suspect you live in one of the nicer homes pictured here, but with no prospects of moving up.

http://www.quackonline.net/uploads/2...49ee8fcfb1.jpg

I was just thinking that this guy's best prospect is to strap a bomb to his chest and pray that the 80 virgins thing is true, THEN I saw your comment bolded above.

I dont' know whether to laugh or cry. :shake:

gblowfish will be a pretty bright guy with otherwise tough prospects in central India. Join the club.

Gender Male
Intelligence 64
Appearance 17
Wealth 27
Nation India
Region Aurangabad
Population 3,701,282

You're probably living in an apartment above a store:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...?1474573723173

On a personal note, I once spent a few days trapped in Aurangabad. The Ajanta and Ellora caves were one of the coolest things I've ever seen, though as my travel friend said, "You haven't truly lived until you've thrown up in Aurangabad".

I don't have to be pretty. I'm not the best looking now anyway. A little bit of money and views like this...I can't complain...

http://studentexchange.vn/wp-content...wa-japan-2.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...f566fe2cd9.jpg

http://okinawa-japan.com/wp-content/...of-okinawa.png

Plus, Okinawa is where Mr. Miyagi is from. :)

Yeah, I think impoverished Pakistani men are more typecast these days than William Shatner.

The bad news is that I'm pretty sure you'll become an army wife and eventually move to Alabama.

Gender Female
Intelligence 90
Appearance 93
Wealth 28
Nation Germany
Region Hochsauerlandkreis
Population 266,511

See, here's your problem, Chiefs4TheWin. You're living in a small town. With your looks and smarts, you need to go to a big city and find a mentor. I know you live in a beautiful area, but don't be wasting your talent working the counter at the hardware store.

I bet you share an apartment with another gorgeous woman in the second floor of this building, so the two of you can sunbathe nude without being disturbed.

http://r-ec.bstatic.com/images/hotel...8/48819835.jpg

Oh what the heck let me know Rain Man.

I've been doing some research. I'm probably business owner.

I'm almost assuredly a Shia Muslim.

At least moderately well educated, despite not being very smart. I probably dropped out of college.

And I dare not speak out against my homeland.

In elementary and high school, I was a wrestler. I tried out for the chess club, but apparently you can't make consecutive jumps with a pawn and take out half your opponent's board (that's a checkers joke).

GlouchesterChief is going to get married off just for the money, but she's probably not destined for happiness. I hate to put it this way, but he may be classified as developmentally disabled. At least the family can support her.

Gender Female
Intelligence 4
Appearance 16
Wealth 67
Nation Jordan
Region Amman
Population 1,942,066

You'll live in a nice and reasonably spacious apartment in this neighborhood, but you'll have to have your address tattooed on the back of your hand:

https://static.tripping.com/blog/upl...amman_main.jpg

It appears that you live a life of comfort, but also of quiet frustration.

Gender Female
Intelligence 92
Appearance 21
Wealth 2
Nation India
Region Barabanki
Population 3,260,699

alnorth is an example of the wasted potential of poverty. She could be a great and productive member of society, but she won't have a chance in central India.

Enjoy this life while you can, my friend. I can say with confidence that you'll live here on the next go-around:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...91b82d65b7.jpg

Ugh. Tough draw. It's bad enough to be ugly and the bottom 1 percent, but to have that kind of intelligence... terrible.

In our final reincarnation of the day, Shag brings us up a bit from the alnorth downer. We have another classic shopgirl who brightens the day of all those around her as she greets visitors in her upscale hotel front desk job in her nicely pressed business attire.

Gender Female
Intelligence 66
Appearance 77
Wealth 39
Nation Vietnam
Region Khánh Hòa Province
Population 1,157,604

She lives on the second floor of this house:

https://lloydandestherbedik.files.wo...se-2.jpg?w=529

All she wants is a chance. A chance that will never come.

Wonder if I could hire her for tech support for my startup travel website, TravelAzer.com?

Today's reincarnations were quite diverse.

Oh, you know what? Too late now, but it might have been cool to add a "luck" quotient in there, too. I mean what if alnorth had a luck of 98? She could hope that one day someone would realize what she was.

On the other other, someone with ridiculous wealth and intelligence with a luck of 7 would be bankrupt by their mid-20s because they kept making bad investments.

My hunch is that she would accept the offer.

However, I suspect that she's probably smart but uneducated. The literacy rate in her part of India looks to be below 75 percent.

She's smart enough to learn. I'll have one of my four wives teach her.

Could have been fun. I pondered what other features might be fun to include. I pondered race or religion, but those would have been nightmarish to gather data for on a regional level. Education would have been cool, too, but I figure it would probably mesh poorly with intelligence in many cases.

Sexuality - gay, straight, bi, trans.

How awful to be smart, poor, ugly, and trans or gay somewhere like Jordan?

I'm an ugly dumbass with money, hey I could be Donald Trump Jr.

73 wealth in Ethiopia, man. Annual median income in that region is $500. I'm not missing any commas or zeros.

I'd probably succumb to temptation and make all of the attractive women bi.

With an intelligence of 4 I am not sure I would realize that my life sucks....though Jordan is a whole lot more progressive in regards to women then say Saudi Arabia.

You're definitely in the best place in the middle east other than probably Israel. But yeah, you probably won't care much about geopolitics, and will invest most of your mental energy on hard candies and Spongebob.

We'll you are a 1.6 on the looks scale and if you round up that's a solid 2 so you got that going for you.

New World Order will be one of those women that everyone wants to know. Smart, attractive, and probably a snappy dresser.

Gender Female
Intelligence 87
Appearance 80
Wealth 54
Nation China
Region Guang'an
Population 4,304,219

She'll have a nicely decorated apartment that overlooks the river, because she's willing to make a few financial sacrifices to be surrounded by beauty.

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/medium/40886291.jpg

Sorce chokes on a chicken bone, and nine months later arrives again.

Gender Male
Intelligence 64
Appearance 100
Wealth 29
Nation Democratic Republic of the Congo
Region Lomami
Population 2,048,839

Let's just address the obvious here. Every tribeswoman in the region looks at you and sighs. And not only that, but you've got game. You're smart enough to hold a good conversation, but not so smart that you'll be avoiding the bars every weekend. You are scoring constantly with the top chicks in Kabinda and for that matter the whole Lomami province when you can hitch a ride to other villages.

The downside is that you probably only own one shirt, and it says, "Kansas City Chiefs, 1997 Super Bowl Champions", but that's not going to stop you. Sadly, though, you spend more time letting women fondle you than you do improving your station in life, so you're kind of stagnant, living on a cot in the back area of an open-air fruit store on this street:

http://lh4.ggpht.com/-8-hsTR6iUDY/TT...JPG?imgmax=500

Gender Female
Intelligence 25
Appearance 89
Wealth 99
Nation Pakistan
Region Hyderabad
Population 1,565,000

Gadzooks is an archetypal valley girl, but she's an Indus Valley Girl. Not bright at all, but smoking hot and quite wealthy. Gadzooks will attend an elite private school with western clothing and travel to Europe a couple of times a year to shop. On the streets of Hyderabad, she will pretend to hand beggars money out the window of her Mercedes, but will then pull up 10 feet every time they reach for it. And she'll likely have a racy webcam show just for fun, unaware that her relatives are considering killing her for it.

She lives here when she's not traveling.

http://videoconroyale.com/flashbanne...es/banner3.jpg

Gender Female
Intelligence 1
Appearance 62
Wealth 41
Nation Turkey
Region Denizli
Population 978,700

Um...yikes. You are one vulnerable female. I had to look this up, and you'll likely have an IQ in the 50s, which means that you won't finish elementary school and can do simple tasks with very close supervision. But hey, you have a nice figure, so you've got that going for you.

I suspect you'll live on the ground floor of this apartment building, because if you lived on an upper floor you'd probably fall off the balcony. Tough break.

https://www.google.com/maps/@37.8044...7i13312!8i6656

Not too shabby. (other than the potential honor killing).

You might want to watch out for that.

With my 25 intelligence, I'll probably be blissfully unaware.

Hmm, it looks like I have a future as a top notch hooker! :D

I'm in...what the hey

moi

Put me in coach!

Stevieray leads off our recincarnations of the day with...

Gender Male
Intelligence 6
Appearance 55
Wealth 59
Nation China
Region Chaoyang
Population 3,322,224

Man, the intelligence scores are plummeting in the latest reincarnations. But stevieray will be smart enough to hold a low-level job, and he'll be well liked by his coworkers who also dismantle recycled electronics because they can give him all the stuff with mercury in it. He's well-built to survive the Manchurian winter and women view his simple life philosophies and everyman looks positively. He gets some support from his parents and lives on a middle floor in a place like this:

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/84890485.jpg

Intelligence of 6 and you think he can hold a low level job? He'll be lucky if he can fasten his own Velcro shoes.

Gender Female
Intelligence 68
Appearance 81
Wealth 82
Nation Pakistan
Region Toba Tek Singh
Population 1,621,593

Smellway is a woman with a lot of good things going on. She's reasonably bright, quite good-looking, and comes from an upper class family. Granted, wealth and opportunity mean different things in different parts of the world, though, so she'll probably be throttled in her ambitions and end up marrying her father's cousin's oldest son, the one with the halitosis. But she'll live in one of the nicest homes in this neighborhood:https://www.google.com/maps/place/To...5!4d72.4849861

I'm game.

Apparently that's around a 75 IQ, which apparently means that he can perform simple tasks with supervision. I bet he can dismantle toxic electronics and be happy doing it.

Otter dies in a skydiving accident, but bounces right back up nine months later as ...

Gender Female
Intelligence 61
Appearance 40
Wealth 11
Nation Italy
Region Sicilia
Population 5,092,080

You're a typical woman in Sicily, but born to a low-class family that limited your opportunities. You work as a low-level civil servant, hoping that some day you'll get that big promotion, and you live in an apartment on this street far away from the coast: https://www.google.com/maps/@37.9156...7i13312!8i6656

RubberSponge steps out of the next womb and into a life as...

Gender Male
Intelligence 16
Appearance 32
Wealth 56
Nation China
Region Wuwei
Population 1,835,697

I suspect that he's a reasonably successful rice wholesaler, living almost in Inner Mongolia. He's not very bright and kind of homely, in large part because it's hard to exercise due to pollution in the area (the photo below is coal smoke, not fog). However, he's found his niche in life and has outkicked his coverage on a professional front. He lives here and coughs frequently:

http://www.traveljournals.net/pictur...uwei-china.jpg

I think I'm caught up, so let's see where I'm headed in my next life. Rain Man is hit by a small meteor and comes back later as a ...

Gender Male
Intelligence 12
Appearance 41
Wealth 26
Nation Niger
Region Agadez
Population 487,620

Ugh. I'm poor and stupid in one of the most backwards countries on earth. I think I'll have a Pibb Extra and enjoy this life.

The good news is that my next home is visually striking, in a Tatooine kind of way. There's not a lot of modern garbage in the streets or anything. The bad news is pretty much everything else.

I'm probably living on this street in one of the cheapest houses. Actually, it's better than a lot of poor third world places, and I'm not really ugly. At least, not too much.

I wonder where I get water, though. I bet I have stomach ailments a lot.

http://travel-wonders.com/wp-content...t+Scene+11.jpg

I'll take it. Hot Vietnamese gal living here?

http://www.vietnamtourism.com/imgupl...KHnhatrang.jpg

I'm in.

Me Me Me Me!!

I got you already in Post 273. But before you look, I'll trade you my Niger life for yours even up. What do you say?


Here you go:

New World Order will be one of those women that everyone wants to know. Smart, attractive, and probably a snappy dresser.

Gender Female
Intelligence 87
Appearance 80
Wealth 54
Nation China
Region Guang'an
Population 4,304,219

She'll have a nicely decorated apartment that overlooks the river, because she's willing to make a few financial sacrifices to be surrounded by beauty.

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/medium/40886291.jpg

So I'm still on the Silk Road. I can live with that.

So I'm a stupid, decent looking, poor Egyptian. Great.

If it helps, I'll be looking upon your life with envy.

Are you on the Silk Road now?

With my wealth, above average intelligence and stunning appearance I will become a famous indian cooking show host. The curried version of Giada De Laurentiis.

The Pakistanis and Indians aren't exactly on the best of terms... though you may be able to move to Britain.

Living life like a cross-continental journey.

Wow, Rain Man, you really got poked in hind quarters. I do see electrical lines running in the background though so I guess you have that going for you. Sicilia and poor is looking pretty good.

I suspect I have a lot of "sleep overs" and really just let women take care of me. I am also very proud that the Chiefs won their big match in 1997 and sent me a shirt. Good for them.

I think it's safe to say I'm dead (again) by now, so can I be re-reincarnated?

Okay. Let's assume that your mother in law killed you because you were in the wrong caste. You go back into the cosmic either, and re-emerge as...

Gender Female
Intelligence 31
Appearance 22
Wealth 5
Nation Madagascar
Region Vakinankaratra
Population 1,803,307

Man, you just can't catch a break economically. How does this compare to your first life? You're at least almost in the mainstream of intelligence, but you're one step above begging. You live on this street, and maybe you're actually just couch surfing.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...B630_x81yR2tdg

Oof.

I am sure my reincarnated self ran off a balcony chasing a bird or butterfly. Might wants to see what the next life brings me.

I'm uglier, MUCH poorer, but smarter. I think I'd prefer Madagascar to India. Maybe I'll be working in the fields like this:

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/26ad5f42fe...tra-cr1ep7.jpg

Missed your second next life. Here you go:

Gender Female
Intelligence 4
Appearance 26
Wealth 26
Nation Ethiopia
Region Oromia
Population 33,692,000

Oh, excellent. I hear that Ethiopia has mild winters.

You'll live here:

http://www.compassionexplorers.org/_...910ET-0415.jpg

LMAO

Of all the places in East Africa, Ethiopia is the most stable still so at least I got that going for me. Still can't win on the intelligence though. I guess I am the really dumb wife of a poor coffee farmer.

Bad news. I was killed in an accident involving my donkey a landmine and the illegal ivory trade. May I have another life please ?

Yeah, I figure you won't make it too long even if you're smart. How about a new and moderately successful life making IRS scam calls to the United States?

Gender Male
Intelligence 96
Appearance 34
Wealth 69
Nation India
Region Pune
Population 9,429,408

You'll likely live in an apartment in this neighborhood until you eventually get arrested.

http://blog.indiaproperty.com/wp-con.../kothrud-2.jpg

Just go to the store and buy the itunes cards before you get arrested.

:D

Studies show that stupid people are happier than intelligent people. You must be thrilled.

Which 2 would you rather have out of intelligence, appearance and wealth?

Intelligence and wealth.