Cobra.

Cobra had its moments:

Supermarket Killer: I got a bomb here! I'll kill her! I'll blow this whole place up!

Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

LMAO

I would like to do that someday. Leaving Las Vegas. Just liquidate my assets. Drink myself to death in Las Vegas and see how long I last. Would be fun.

I like Face/Off. But there's no denying that was classic Cage scenery-chewing

Most of his films are exactly that.

He was awesome in Lord of War - far and away his best movie and one of my favorites. I've liked him in a handful of other flicks (Knowing, Guarding Tess, National Treasure), but mostly he's annoying.

I'm actually a fan, even in his dopiest movies.

I don't think I'd go out of my to buy a ticket these days but on a Premium channel, sure.

He's usually funny, although it's not in the script.

:D

Leaving Las Vegas is probably Cage's greatest role, IMO.

zandalee :thumb: :D

A couple more turds that should have everyone involved banned from the film industry....Little Nicky and Love Guru....master of Disguise too

How bad is The Love Guru?

Is there a mood or 'state of mind' you can be in where there's a laugh or two? Or is it a total loss.

Shows like Master of Disguise and Freddy Got Fingered never appealed to me for a moment, but I often thought that if I sat down in the right frame of mind I'd find something in TLG to chuckle at, if only for the absurdity. Maybe it was that 5 seconds of Timberlake with the jockey shorts and the russian accent I saw on a movie review show that made me think there were funny parts.


That reminds me, and I may have a NEW nomination to replace one of my initial choices.

NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

Ooofah, now that is a horrible movie on both an expectations scale, and an absolute scale. I watched that mad at myself for what I was doing to my eyes.

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Great line.

I'm one of the few people that actually likes this movie. ROFL

"Come on and fix yourself up a couple of dogs."

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Used to love that movie when I was a kid, it didn't age well. I think the killer was Buffalo Bob in Joe Dirt.

Speed


"WE GOT OUR SCUMBAG"!!!!!!

Good one. The cast kept me watching it but the entire time I was asking myself "WTF is this shit?" Especially when Aykroyd whips off the prosthetic dick nose.

That's high praise (In Andy Samburg voice). I'm a Cage fan and enjoy most of his body of work.

Seems like people have a hard time differentiating movies they just don't like from movies that are objectively bad.

This guy never saw Firebirds

**** you. I like that movie.

Nic Cage learning how to fly an Apache through a periscope while driving a jeep is cinema gold.

I think his later stuff has been better. But that did remind me of another nomination. Raising Arizona. Holy crap that movie was awful. Dang near killed Cage's career it was so bad. I don't think he was in another movie for several years after that shitfest.

That reminds me of Stallone's worst movie. Stop or my mom will shoot. Who thought up that?

You're officially the person with the worst taste in CP history.

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Cobra was good, damn it.

so was Raising Arizona.

Oh, wait, I forgot about this unflushed turd:

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When an enchanted muse is sent from heaven to help a struggling artist open a roller-disco, a love story ensues that you need to see to believe! Featuring an incredible soundtrack by Olivia Newton-John and Electric Light Orchestra, you'll love being transported to the magical world of Xanadu in this dazzling musical spectacular!

I just watched a bit of firebirds. Thanks for ruining my day

Corky Romano, even the infamous coke speech couldn't save this POS.

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Super Troopers

Bite your tongue dear sir. BITE YOUR TONGUE

He got the syrup in him.

And do it...

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Inception. Just a waste of everyone's time.

In reality probably an OK movie but people rate it as the best movie of all time and shit like that, which makes me hate it more

Raising Arizona is vastly underrated .

I'M FREAKIN' OUT MAN!!!!

Well at least that movie served its purpose which was sinking Chris Kattains career.

I can't believe someone not only didn't like Raising Arizona, but actually said it was terrible. I saw the film twice in the theater in '87 when it came out, I later bought the VHS when it came out, I had Suncoast Video call me when it was available, and anytime it's playing on TV I have to stop and watch it. That movie made John Goodman's career. Francis McDormand as Dot, the wife of Cage's boss, Glen. Those two were worth the price of admission, same with Gale and Evelle, the two convicts. To not find that movie funny, that person would also probably not find funny The Big Lebowski, Animal House, Airplane, Caddy Shack, do I need to go on?

'So many social engagements, so little time'

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I think it's a generational thing. Young people who have grown up thinking of Nick Cage as the butt of acting jokes watch Raising Arizona with a different set of eyes than those of us who saw it back in the day.

We released ourselves on our own recognizance.

Caddy Shack. So many great one liners.

Dangerfield with a career performance. All jacked on blow.

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Say, who wears the pants 'round here, H I?

I think it still holds up. I watch it every time it comes on cable and it never stops being hilarious.

Do you know why I pulled you over?
For littering and,
Littering and,
Littering and,
Smokin the reefer.

Raising Arizona is awesome.

I've got to see it again. 91% on Rotten Tomatoes.

"I'll be takin' these Huggies, and....uh....whatever cash ya got....."

Cat in the Hat
Lost In Space
Xanadu
Star Trek The Motion Picture
Eragon
Caddy Shack 2
Independence Day Resurgence
Disco Fever

My absolute favorite reaction in a movie.


My buds and I used the lines from that scene anytime we think the others wife is telling him what he can't do.

"I'm in Dutch with the wife"

791, ahh BS.

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What kind of shenanigans is this?


:cuss:

Not even Jennifer Lawrence could win over CinemaScore audiences with mother! Her new ‘What the...’ film with director (and current boyfriend) Darren Aronofsky earned a dreaded F from the movie polling company after Friday night screenings.

mother! had a positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes (69 percent of critics gave the film a positive review), but audiences revolted against Aronofsky’s film, which mixes broad religious allegory with home-invasion horror and ends with a sequence of shocking, R-rated violence. The overall rejection might have something to do with how the film was marketed, as CinemaScore founder Ed Mintz explained in a 2016 interview about his company.
“A’s generally are good, B’s generally are shaky, and C’s are terrible. D’s and F’s, they shouldn’t have made the movie, or they promoted it funny and the absolute wrong crowd got into it,” he said.

CinemaScore grades films based on reactions from moviegoers at the start of opening weekend at theaters across North America and Canada with a ballot of six questions. Other movies with an F grade include Andrew Dominik’s Killing Them Softly, Richard Kelly’s The Box, I Know Who Killed Me with Lindsay Lohan, William Friedkin’s Bug, Greg McLean’s Wolf Creek, Steven Soderbergh’s Solaris, and Robert Altman’s Dr. T and the Women.

So, mother!‘s F grade doesn’t necessarily mean it’s dead in the water upon arrival, but rather it’s a reflection of how the first audiences are responding to the work’s high concepts compared with the movie promised via its trailer. Critics are stillfiguring it all out.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news...cid=spartanntp