I'd be frustrated if I had garbage like Cam Newton and the Buffalo dumpster fire slinging passes in my general direction, too.

Low risk signing.

Well welcome to the chiefs Pre Mahomes.

Our QBs the last 3 decades defines the word garbage.

For all the virtual handjobs the media seems to give Cam Newton, catching a ball from him has to be like trying to catch a shotgun blast from distance.

Dude ****ing sucks.

If we haven't heard anything by now, he must have just come for the BBQ right?

It would be nice to add another big red zone target for Mahomes.

He seems the type that will still want a huge contract even though he was released by the shitty Bills midseason.

A worthy endeavor. :clap:

At some point, the Chiefs have to seriously consider finding some defensive players, wouldn't they?

I mean, for Christ sakes, they gave up a shit-ton of points to Oakland....

OAKLAND.

Who's out there to pick up?

My take is that he'd be great in that D Harris role, sort of a TE/WR hybrid red zone target. Unfortunately he thought he was bigger than Cam Newton, then was traded to a shit team, and now apparently has a bad attitude and work ethic, so it's tough to love him. If Reid feels like he's been humbled enough, and is willing to take a significantly lesser role with a winning unit and be happy with that, I trust the coaching staff's decision.

I'm not convinced there's not practice guys out there better than Murray.

Besides your mom?

TJ Ward?

Tyvon Branch?

She doesn't play much defense.

Man. I didn't realize things were going that bad for you. I sincerely hope life gets better. I'm praying for you.

Not really IMO. He made Cam Newton look like shit last year. Now Cam Newton is suddenly good again.

Plus Peters and Cam have punked him. He's not an alpha. I sure hope he doesn't like BBQ.

Dayum.

Agree. Over hyped whiney ass hat.

Cam is kicking aas during his meltdown with the Panthers.

Thanks. My life super duper sucks right now, but I'll go to bed tonight thinking about Sofa King and his hopes and prayers for me. It'll make it all better.

Every day the sun comes up and you have an opportunity to better yourself is a good day.

Sorry to hear that man.

Just gotta keep on moving forward. Be strong

I didn't read anything about your hopes and prayers. You've effectively negated the hopes and prayers of Sofa King. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Cam stinks. He's inconsistent as hell. They need to move on.

If I hope and pray does that shift things back into the positive?

On a sincere note, although I don't know you, I hope things turn around

Goddamn guys, I'm not actually sad or depressed. I would've though the "super duper" part was sarcastic enough. I do genuinely appreciate the concern, but I'm just fine.

But are you REALLY just fine, or are you bottling it all up inside?

I'm bottling "something" up inside, but pretty sure it's just bloated constipation from the Rancho Grande I had earlier.

Ketchup

Senakote.

I get a lot of constipation from these stupid pain pills they have me on. That stuff helps to move things along :thumb:

He has the worst catch rate of any WR in the league.

wanted to post hopes and prayers soooo bad......

I have no idea how many times my life has super duper sucked but it’s been quite a few. No idea how I’m going to be happy again ever. So I can tell you from many punch in the gut experiences, you’ll find a way out.

Cam Newton did win an MVP and lead his team to a Super Bowl during a season when Fat Kelvin (a.k.a. his supposed #1 WR) was injured for the entire season.

Speaking of “virtual handjobs” it is hilarious watching the True Fans crowd trying to convince themselves that Fat Kelvin would be a good signing/addition for the Chiefs.

The only positive that can be said about Fat Kelvin at this point is the fact he would be a low risk acquisition... otherwise he is trash.

True fans be ****ing crazy.

Yeah right. Cam is a Top 10 QB. He had to throw to Benjamin last year when people thought Benjamin was still good. His leading WR this year is a running back.

Can I tell you about a friend of a friend named Jesus? I don't know him personally but I hear he's swell.

Cam Erving was a dried up piece of dogshit, now he is a starter with some upside

1st rounder grade on the cheap, then put him on a real team and who knows?... its a no risk, no brainer

Schefter just said he’s signing here. I can’t figure out how to link though.

IN YO FACE NAYSAYERS

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">One-year deal, taking Benjamin through the end of this season. He will be a free agent again this winter. <a href="https://t.co/mNnsjPRYqV">https://t.co/mNnsjPRYqV</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1070846890802069505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 7, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Former Bills’ WR Kelvin Benjamin is signing with the Kansas City Chiefs, per source. Another weapon for stretch run.

@AdamSchefter
One-year deal, taking Benjamin through the end of this season. He will be a free agent again this winter.

OH, AND **** YOU NEW ENGLAND!

Thank you guys, I’ll try to figure out how to do this.

Hope he doesn't **** with team chemistry.

I mean, he should be a good WR?

He's growing into a TE.

Makes you wonder about Watkins injury and why this (in my mind) is a desperate move considering his inconsistent hands and lack of work ethic and why he cleared waivers.

I could never understand why he sucked, outside of motivation.

Use him as a Tightend substitution and see what happens. I wish he could play safety or cornerback but alas we are screwed.

Gehrig Deiter or Kelvin Benjamin?

That tells you if we got better today

desperate? come on.

And then eventually an offensive lineman.

The meal is done!

https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/buffalo-...enjamin-14437/

I doubt anyone wanted to pay him whatever part of that 8.5 he'd be due. Also, Sammy has been a FP at practice (I believe), maybe they just wanted another target for peanuts just in case someone goes down. I realize this is Pat and not Alex but look what happened last year when Kelce went down against the Titans...

Marcus Kemp and Gehrig Dieter are active WRs on our roster. Adding a guy who had first round talent to a reclamation contract for what I'm assuming is vet minimum doesn't say much about Watkins, especially since he's practicing.

Former 1st round pick as the 5th or 6th option in the offense. Don't see how this could be a bad thing.

Could use a left tackle.

Red zone target, I guess

And then eventually a head coach.

Yeah. I was totally against it at first until guys started posting the work ethic could have been the shit QBs he's played for (I'm looking at you Cam). We have zero to lose by doing this.

signed as a RB?

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Well we got him i think he would be a better ball catcher then demetrious harris. Harris shocked me that he actually had a td catch last week.

He's playing for vet minimum in one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL with the best QB in the NFL. No more laziness or bullshit. If he doesn't produce here his career might be over. He should be sufficiently motivated.

Nose tackle

This is my feelings, he's basically trying out for every team in the NFL

Harris has a few TDs and a few other big plays. He's done very well this year in general

Surely there has to be someone on some team's practice squad that is a immediate upgrade over Ron ****ing Parker.

Seriously.

What's he gonna do, come into the locker room and bitch about ... winning too much?

It's almost ridiculous to think he could come in and F up the good shit we have going on. If the guys don't take to him and he doesn't immediately show the goods, he'll just be cut. Simple.

I think we just wanna beef up man

Depth never hurts

Hey I like what Bellichek is doing with Patterson and Benjamin is every bit as big if not bigger than Patterson. Maybe not quite as fast but.....you get my point.

Plus he's getting a SB contending team (to go with a working interview for the entire league). This is a win-win for all parties

Well that’s interesting

He shocks me occasionally by catching hard fought for footballs, but then drops easy ones.

I am pretty worried about him messing with really good chemistry. But I trust that McDermott & Rivera (two Reid guys) gave him plenty of intel on him. If he behaves, he'll be a real nice get.

No delusions of him mopping the floor. But we really could use a big target down low now that we lost Hunt. I imagine he won't be an every down receiver.

who got let go to make room?

to the 'ship!

We sign a fat WR instead of secondary help?

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Be hilarious to see just how big he is on Sunday.

I’ll take Gehrig.