Gotta win this one and give Vrabel something to lose sleep over. 24-3 Chiefs!

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Good grief could time pass any ****ing slower.

I am supposed to pick my wife up at the airport 45 minutes before kickoff. I live about 45 minutes from the airport (assuming no traffic). I know she’d be pissed if I didn’t come get her, but it is the playoffs.

Thoughts?

Lets ****ing go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will the real mvp please stand up

Call her a taxi/uber.

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There’s this cool, new thing called UBER!

Have her download the Uber app and use it.

Texans getting all kinds of love from NFLN for winning week 6. Nevermind half the Chiefs team was out injured.

Maybe, but Sammy’s presence also makes our offense stronger, even when he barely gets involved in the passing game. Another threat they have to account for.

It’s moving soooooo slow!!!

Which means he is good enough to have a 3 TD game, see Watkins against Jacksonville, here or there that is not expected which makes him even the more dangerous.

It’s all about hype to increase viewership. Make the pundits put money on it, and see how they speak then.

This.. wives should know this shit. Football affects men in strange ways.

Yes, I know about Uber. I mentioned it to her. She got mad that I would think about not picking her up. I think I should have asked for more commitments around Sunday obligations in our wedding vows.

Let this serve as a warning to all the young folks here. Poor planning and this could happen to you. Use me as the cautionary tale to have the tough talk with your partner before marriage.

I've got my tickets to the Revenge Tour... Texans,Titans,Packers!!
Next I'll pre order my tickets for next yrs Dynasty tour Kick off!!!

Did you grab mine too? :D

If we end up missing kickoff, I’ll call her much more than that!!!!!!

LMAO

Send her an uber

Call her a LIMO. At least then if you can't go she gets a nice surprise or if you do go they will have the game playing inside.

I'm missing kickoff, don't get off work till 2. The city bus better be running on time today.

Now this is the type of out of box, brilliant creativity that made America the feared industrial giant we are today. Thank you, sir!

Eagles fans rooting for Fat Andy and Spags today. Go get em :thumb:

Boarding a plane home from Phoenix. Hopefully be able to watch the first half on southwest. They do usually have CBS... fingers crossed

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is how you arrive to your first ever playoff game. Check out my man <a href="https://twitter.com/MecoleHardman4?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@MecoleHardman4</a> <a href="https://t.co/71oXHNBHFX">pic.twitter.com/71oXHNBHFX</a></p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1216413181221986307?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Onward to Victory!!!

FAX

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Andy Reid is able to have success and run plays teams can’t scout for in the playoffs because he implements new plays every week. Some are used, some are not and banked for down the road. So he’s not putting anything new in during the playoffs, just plays only they’ve seen.</p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1216411265649610752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Schefter just said that Deshaun wants to be paid more than Mahomes. Do it Texans. Go ahead and handcuff your team, which is already flawed as hell even with Deshaun's cheap rookie deal.

Best do your duty, find a radio station in case you miss a few mins.
Women what you gona do they have half the money and all the psy.

I like Deshaun I really do but no way in hell should he be paid more than Mahomes

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I wonder what flawed logic he is using to justify that position.
So glad we passed on this guy.

Buff stream is your friend

"Pretty good stats despite trash OL." That would be the logic Deshaun's agent uses.

I thought there was gonna be titties in the drop down box. Major Sadness. :(

Let's ****ing go! Time for Mahomes to show the NFL who daddy is

Today is the day

Just parked. I’m here for the win. Let’s. ****ing. Go.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#chiefs</a> RT Mitchell Schwartz pointed out to me that Patrick Mahomes this season is working off of game experience in reading NFL defenses for the first time. Last year, when he won MVP, he was using film study of how this offense operated with Alex Smith running it vs defenses</p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1216397927876366338?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Paid more than Mahomes now, or paid more in Mahomes new deal?

He might be worth more than Patrick makes right now. The other is ridiculous.

Woood

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When Terrell Suggs was picked up by the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#chiefs</a>, Frank Clark told me he thought it was fake news. No way. When Suggs arrived in the locker room the first thing Clark said to him was, “how?”. &quot;How at going into year 6 I’m feeling like this and you doing it at 17 years. How?&quot;</p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1216389372397797376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

HE GOOD!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> TE Travis Kelce, listed as questionable, is expected to play today. My understanding is that he’s dealing with IT band tightness that’s causing a small bit of pain. But he&#39;ll be OK.</p>&mdash; Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1216392215347564544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

New deal. If I was Mahomes, I would wait for Watson to get his done. Just the way it works in the league now. Every QB thinks they should be paid more than the previous guy that got a new contract, even if they don't really deserve it.

If you are a truly elite guy (Rodgers, Wilson, Mahomes), I think you demand a percentage of the salary cap. It prevents much worse QB's from ending up above you in the pecking order, which has happened to both Rodgers and Wilson through the years on their earlier contracts.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jones is working out with D-like coach Daly under the eye of Rick Burkholder. <a href="https://t.co/P5uQXVidCx">pic.twitter.com/P5uQXVidCx</a></p>&mdash; Brandon Zenner (@NPNowZenner) <a href="https://twitter.com/NPNowZenner/status/1216417980260737026?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Anyone got a link to NFL network channel steaming online.

No because your on the hook for the rest of time.

That does not look like an "explosive" get off. Makes me feel like when Fisher was testing his core muscle injury and then was out for half the season.

Know a good divorce lawyer?

Okay that doesn’t look good for Jones. Is wearing a brace and looks slow

He’s wore a brace for years now you ****ing moron.

The sleeve is the only thing new. And for all we know, he’s just easing in there.

Agreed that doesn’t look good at all.

Rap sheet says Mahomes will get his deal done either in March or April then Watson will follow

I say let Jones rest for the first quarter and see how the game is going. If Chiefs are dominating, let him keep resting.

****

Time for suggs and Clark to step up

In.

33-10 good guys.

The brace is for his knee. He wears that often.

You ever watch Jones warmup live? He’s lazy as **** just like Bowe was when he was here. Spends chunks of position warmup time chatting with fans hamming it up. Not sure one can take much from this.

your and idiot

Man, I have this 45-10 Chiefs feeling rumbling in my tummy.

Boys, WE GOOD.

Texans about to get screwed, haha

Cautionary tale, think very hard about hitching yourself to any non-family member for life. Second only to having a child where we seem to assume you should by default. To each his own as to whether the benefits are worth the cost for all involved.

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Any Given Sunday

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I asked Tyreek Hill why he doesn’t lose speed when tracking a ball in the air. He told me it’s because of kickball. Growing up he was always the pitcher &amp; if the ball was kicked in the air he would sprint, track it down and catch it anywhere on the field. He insists that’s why.</p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1216421080509943815?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Can you imagine how romantic it would be to get off your plane and have a limo driver standing there holding up a piece of paper with your name on it?

Man, it's still 110 minutes away? This must be what it feels like to be an astronaut sitting on the launch pad.

I'd also have a bouquet of her favorite flowers in the limo. Maybe set a timer and run a hot bath for her?

Yeah, one would think this would be a widely known and understood truth at this point of the world's history.

Oh! Or have the limo take her to a spa for a post-flight decompression massage. That'll keep her out of the house until the game is over, and then she'll arrive home ready for romance.

Precisely.

Now THAT'S the ticket

Ok.....?

Good to know, I had no idea he wore a brace or maybe didn't pay much attention.

They hold iPads these days.

He had a knee scare during the 2017 season and has wore one ever since, IIRC.

Hand written notes is a lost art.....

Oh, the shame....

Hopefully the chiefs are more prepared than the ravens. Would hate to see a Texans vs titans championship game