I iz a dumbass. Also, RunKC would have totally had the OP updated fast enough for me to not make that mistake. ;)

Bro.....

Literally the pick before yours.

Haha two in barely a round love to see it

I feel like that has to be a first?

Kinda feel like he hasn’t been able to participate yet so maybe making his first pick for him in the name of efficiency is…unnecessary.

Didn’t realize it was his first pick, so I’ll give him some more time.

Edit your post and take out the pick please!

Wait, what are you talking about DJ? He already made a pick for the Cowboys. Did you mean just for the Bears?

Either way, I will give him more time.

Correct, I meant he had to sit out the first round for the Bears. Kinda sucks to have him lose his second round pick for them as well.

For lions I was tempted on Dotson . However after watching these past years Metchie. Seems like he’s gonna be a better pro.

Fair enough. I have no issue with it, I just know people can get a little antsy when this thing hits a particularly long snag.

Like I said, we kind of need to stall anyways for the comp pick announcement.

I’m always behind STaylor26 I always have it down to two choices he always takes one of them lol.

I love Metchie. Can’t fault you there at all. I very easily could have taken him with the Jets pick.

People were all up in arms about getting Eric Bieniemy a job so we could have a comp 3rd.

Apparently what they didn't realize is we should actually just be thankful we were able to get rid of Ryan Poles.

Stalled out today

I propose we let the Browns skip ahead to make their 44th overall pick and then go in reverse order back to the Bears at 39. That seems like the only fair and logical thing to do... :evil:

Well, ****. Sorry about that, guys.

I was making that pick on my phone and looking at the OP, which hadn't yet been updated with the previous pick.

Familial duties since then. Just circling back.

I'll still make fun of Matt Eberflus.

New Head Coach Matt Eberflus struts onto the stage to announce the Bears’ pick and delivers a wordy, complicated speech that upon review is actually a very basic statement dressed up by dramatic pauses and hand motions, just like his zone defenses.

It equates to:
“We need playmakers.”

The Chicago Bears select Christian Watson, WR, North Dakota State.

LMAO

That’s exactly who I picked for you.

No worries though.

Draft isn't moving fast enough, and this is Chargem's first selection. Should probably skip both of his picks.

Irsay is getting agitated in the back. Hasn't had his fix in like two days. Dude is about to go on a pill popping bender.

He just did some Adderall off the Texans GM shaft :)

The Seattle Seahawks select Cameron Thomas, EDGE, San Diego State.

The Seattle Seahawks select Desmond Ridder, QB, Cincinatti


PM to Gloucester sent

I almost took Ridder for the Jets.

Wilson has some real worrisome baseline inaccuracy issues that would scare the hell out of need. And Ridder is a fascination prospect.

Just couldn’t make myself do it.

The Indianapolis Colts select Sam Howell, QB, North Carolina

Jim Irsay mumbles into the mic 'we aren't going to Andrew Luck this kid' before NFL suits escort him off the stage.

Colts need a QB. They would of liked Pickett to fall but Howell was the 2nd QB on their board considering his experience starting and ability to step into the starting role immediately.

I was really hoping Cameron Thomas would drop to this pick, but I’m happy with this pick.

The Atlanta Falcons select Boye Mafe, Edge, Minnesota

So I just looked at Dane Brugler's mock draft.

He has the Jets taking Neal, Johnson, Dotson and Booth (in that order). I took Neal, Walker, Booth and Dotson. So 3 of his 4 picks are the same picks I made and the one I DIDN'T make is Walker over Johnson and he had Walker going #3 overall. He went with Best Available Edge at 10 and had Walker still been there, he'd have obviously sent him to NYJ.

Meanwhile in TB he had the Bucs going Guard with Green but only after he had Zion Johnson going to Pittsburgh at 20.

So it seems like Dane Brugler would be a fan of my drafts thus far...

Orrrrrrrrrr.......you ARE Brugler.

He has much better hair than me.

Either that guy hasn't taken a photo in 15 years or he lives in a hypobaric chamber. Jesus, he looks 12....

And he has us taking Cine. Smart guy! ;)

So 4 of the guys I selected ahead of the Chiefs ended up still on the board when the Chiefs made their pick:

Cameron Thomas, Andrew Booth, Roger McCreary and DeMarvin Leal. In their places were Kenny Pickett, Zion Johnson, Trey McBride and Darian Kinnard (Johnson being a guy I selected. Like I said, it was really off the cuff).

2 DL and 2 CBs swapped in for 1 QB, 2 OL and a TE.

So the CP draft fell a little bit better for KC, IMO, than my off the cuff draft.

Cameron Thomas is such a draft enigma.

He looks like a borderline 1st rounder to me, and some others, but guys like Zierlein and DJ don’t even have him in their top 50! He’s not going in the 1st in almost all of the mocks I see.

I just have no clue what to make of that.

I think he's suffering from the "smaller school and didn't blow up the combine" disease right now.

Not only that, he wasn’t able to participate in the Senior Bowl either.

But guys like DJ and Zierlein, who basically work for the NFL, not having him in their top 50 makes me think there’s very little chance he goes in the 1st.

It’s why even though I personally love the prospect, I’ve moved on from him in the 1st.

If Veach wants to trade down and grab him in the 2nd like he did with Jones....I'm good with it.

The Cleveland Browns select Arnold Ebiketie, EDGE, Penn State

In a Division featuring Joe Burrow, Lamar Jackson, Joe Mixon, Jk Dobbins, and Najee Harris A strong DL and pass rush is critical. The Browns are likely losing Jadeveon Clowney and need to add someone capable of getting pressure in addition to Myles Garrett. Ebiketie is that guy being one of the most productive pass rushers in the country at both Temple and Penn State.

Pm sent to Rain

IRL Chiefs would be itching to trade up these last few picks.

I don't think so. Well...maybe, but not because of anyone that has been drafted yet anyway. I don't think he's taken any hits to the top of his draft board just yet. Nothing that would heel him anyway.

And to get up to 45 would require your 2nd, 3rd and 4th round picks to get there. That's a pretty steep price.

I think Veach would be going all William Wallace right now...

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He'll start burning the lines up when it gets to around 50-52, IMO. With no 5th rounder, he's not going to want to include that 4th.

I would lose my shit if they traded up to draft a DE after drafting a LB in Round 1.

Ohh I know. I’m right there with you.

LB/pass rusher

Every detailed breakdown of his pass rush skills that I've seen refers to him as a good blitzer but not good enough at block shedding to be a true threat on pure pass rush stats.

FYI, I'm working on my pick. When I was walking home from the office last week, an inattentive bicyclist nailed me in the back at high speed, so I'm a hurtin' Chiefs fan right now. Also, one eye is still swollen shut from bouncing off the concrete so it's hard to read. But I'm catching up.

Give me a name and an address and we'll take care of this idiot for you.

No celebrity pick this round since I'm half-dead.

The Baltimore Ravens select Roger McCreary, CB, Auburn.

Thanks. Let's wait until I heal up so I can get in a shot or two myself.

Hope at the very least you got some information and can make some money off that dumbass

Is it wrong that I just assume there's some incredible story here about you fleeing from Somali Pirates and stumbling into the Templar treasure after rolling through the impact into a sewer drain?

I have no idea how he could have hit me. It was at least 300 feet of straight path where he would've seen me if he'd been looking.

He gave me a phone number and said he'd take care of me, and maybe he will. But I haven't tried it to see if it's an actual number, and there were no witnesses around. There may be cameras, though, if it comes to that. But he left me bleeding on sidewalk and I had to go find help on my own, so I'm not optimistic.

He thought I had the Lost Sapphire of Rajasthan, and he was right. But I swallowed it before he could take it. Now the wait begins.

You're an asshole

Well we know who hired the guy to hit you with a bike, Rain Man.

So does pick 48 go to duncan_idaho and the Bears now?

Yep.

I know the Vikings are confident in their tackles, but I think this guy is going to be a top 10-starting LT. The sky is the limit with what he can eventually be. Make one of the other chuckle-****s they've got move inside if that's the issue.

Plus... c'mon man. More Austrians in the NFL!

The Minnesota Vikings select Bernhard Raimann, OT, Central Michigan

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The Washington Commanders select Jaquan Brisker, S, Penn State.

Daniel Snyder tried to **** me by trading for Wentz and moving me down in the second round but the guy I wanted fell anyways. Brisker is talented and this team needs more of that.....looking at you Carson Wentz.

Seems that way.

Franchise had to eat a little shit with the Redskins.

One of these years we should just 'lock' the draft picks when the draft starts.

Boooooooooooooo

I sent a PM to Duncan BTW.

Ryan Poles strides confidently to the podium.

"You know, people said I was crazy when I traded Khalil Mack for a measly second-round pick, but you know what? I'm crazy like a fox, mother****ers! That fool is getting old and has lost his edge. I need a crazy young killer for my coach to rely on defensively, an athletic freak of nature who takes what the **** he wants, when the **** he wants it, even if the person he's taking it from doesn't want to give it to him..."

With the 48th pick in the 2022 NFL draft, the Chicago Bears select Sam Williams, DE, Ole Miss."

...

Poles drops the mic and walks off the stage. Williams walks on, rips his jersey out of Roger Goodell's hands and puts that sucker on right then, right then.

Meanwhile, TampBerry is located in the crowd, sobbing, as he mouths "Devin Lloyd is a LB/pass rusher!" while duncan_idaho sneaks up behind him, unseen, and ends him with a slooooooooooooow stab that slips through TampaBerry's personal shield.

*Chiefs fans weep*

**** you Ryan Poles!!!

That's a hell of a pick. Who were you going to take had Mack not been traded?

He wouldn’t have had the pick.

He wouldn’t have taken anybody because that’s the Chargers pick from that trade.

Diiiiiiiiiiiick

Oh missed that part whoops

Tagged Veach with the Gom Jabbar!!

I'm a Raven, so yeah.

I said asshole, not murderer

ST didn't mean to neg vote your post sorry bro

I don’t see a QB I think will be better than Winston and TBH I really like this kid more than the available WRs. I’m going with what I see as the BPA and know the pick will get some grief.

The New Orleans Saints select Kyler Gordon, CB, Washington.

Great pick Boss.

He didn’t test as well as expected, but he still has more than enough athleticism to go with great size and ball skills.

Well, I was down to 2 guys, and you just took 1, so thanks for making my decision for me.

It’s not an immediate need but I think NO cuts/trades Roby to save cap and CB is a need after next season regardless. This kid should be able to play at a high level in the NFL.

Was hoping he’d fall to KC /Tamba Berry








Jk

The Steelers will be sending the New Orleans Saints a glitter bomb “thanking” them for stealing our top target.

Stymied by the loss of Gordon the Steelers really struggle with who to take at 52 and call around looking for a trade down. Finding no takers, they evaluate reaching for a few players they really like at positions of need vs. taking a player whose falling that GM Kellerfox doesn’t love, but thinks could have great upside in replacing Ben Roethlisberger. After stressful debate…

The Pittsburgh Steelers select Matt Corral, QB, Mississippi

(I went into this mock draft exercise committed to not taking a QB for the Steelers in the top half of the draft as I really think they commit to shoring up the OL and leaning heavily on Harris for a year before addressing QB next year. But I don’t think they could pass on Corral at pick 52 so I feel my hand is forced)

Pm sent

All is not lost for the Chiefs. There’s still 1 edge rusher that I really like.

When Lloyd is out there wrecking shit for us, you all wouldn't be hating