We playing 3 games against Dungver this year?

I can’t take anyone seriously who doesn’t even know the schedule…. Basic Chiefs info…

BRB, off to stir up a WHOLE LOTTA SHIT in the BUFFALOLOLOLS thread!!

You will be SORRY when the CHIEFS lose to the St Louis RAMS this weekend because they CAN'T score in the RED ZONE! You will LOSE your FAITH faster than a PICK SIX off TONEY'S hands! My FAITH can WITHSTAND a MILD breeze of ADVERSITY, but CANNOT withstand OCCASIONAL losses! I will eat CROW this WEEKEND if the Chiefs WIN, but that's just NOT possible! OPEN your EYES!

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry

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OH no! Everyone has the BLUEPRINT now!

I remember when we were the finesse team, and the physical teams would kick our ass. Now we’re very physical! And when you play us prepare to get punched in the mouth over and over for 60 minutes. I think we’ve got som’n for dat ass when we play Philly!

I hate the Eagles' front 7...filled with guys I've wanted the Chiefs to select over the last few years. Looking forward to Sneed vs AJ Brown. Gotta feed Pacheco big time, 20+ touches though only pipedream. Wish Bolton was playing as he set a definitive tone in the SB. He would've put some red paint on Swift's helmet for sure. Gonna be a tough game. Mistakes will decide this one for sure.

We are entertained...

It's officially Eagles week!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Heading into Monday night’s rematch vs. Philadelphia, Chiefs’ CB <a href="https://twitter.com/trent_mcduffie?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@trent_mcduffie</a> still remembers the feeling of beating the Eagles in Super Bowl LVII. But he and the Chiefs’ defense also remember giving up 35 points.<br><br>�� <a href="https://t.co/EcEszJLnpj">https://t.co/EcEszJLnpj</a> <a href="https://t.co/CWZUMgiJmi">pic.twitter.com/CWZUMgiJmi</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1724458059789930549?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Setting my fantasy line-up this morning for Week 11 and noticed that the Eagles rank 32nd in points given up to the QB position. (I have Mahomes.)

Looking closer, the QB that lit them up worse than anybody else all season? Sam Howell.

LMAO

I'm sure EB didn't make a phone call to Reid this week.

Have to stop the run. PHI is one of the few teams that has no problem running the ball 40+ times, in fact, they'd rather pass just 15-20 times and just pound the ball all day long.

OL has to play better than they have the last four weeks. Offense has to put more than two-three scores on the board. This is a better defense than any KC has faced in the last month, so that's going to be interesting to see how we match up with 2 weeks to prepare.

Hopefully, Andy and Pat have come up with some extra sauce/magic over the bye. Think we're going to need all of it to earn this W.

Ugh oh.

The WR cult has entered the thread to be the miserable ****ing ****s that they are.

Hope the Chiefs win 17-14 on a 65-yard FG just to piss them off.

One thing is for sure, they wouldn't be happy.

And that's pathetic.

Eh we were built to win games like this. But for sure our pass offense needs to do their job.

Their pass offense this year has turned into a prayer ball offense. We can stop that. They run the ball well but we are built to contain it. Their defenses strength is stopping the run. The main edge in this game is that their pass defense is begging to be exploited and we have that ability (we just haven't shown it consistently)

I think you're overselling the eagles a bit. We need to move the ball on pass offense. Period. We do that, we win

It’ll be crucial to keep them out of 3rd or 4th and 4 or less situations.

I don’t want to see that Brotherly Shove bullshit and we’ve already shown we have no hope of stopping it.

I had Howell last week because Pat was on the bye worked out well

How do you compare this WR group to the 1996 Chiefs version?

They seem to be happiest when things go bad so they can say they told everyone so.

Actually, I'm done arguing about the passing attack. It is what it is. Either KC will take advantage of their secondary, as many teams have this season, or they won't.

But that DL is as good as pretty much any in the league, significantly better than MIA, and apparently, we had some trouble with their pass rush. I'm inferring that from what I've read since I didn't actually get to see the MIA game. I'm guessing our quick passing game needs to be on point for this one.

However the Chiefs generate points, whether they run it or throw it, they just need to score more points than what they've been averaging over the last month.

If KC can be more efficient on offense than they have been recently, at least get back to what they were doing through the first 4-5 weeks, Chiefs probably win, assuming the defense continues to dominate.

Guessing it'll be something like 23-20 if PHI continues to have issues with their passing game and our offense can exploit their issues in the secondary, while keeping them honest with a consistent rushing attack. Only issue with that, is the fact that PHI has the best run defense (yds/gm), and our rushing game is ranked something like 18th?

My hope is that the bye will give Andy and our passing attack whatever it is they need to take a couple steps upwards and forwards. Andy's been a wizard about coming off the bye his entire career, so I feel relatively confident about that.


Anyway, should be a pretty tight game, but we should learn a lot about our team overall regardless.

I respect Scheftie for wearing a hoodie on his podcast. The CP Wide Receiver Cult (the WRC) is here to guide you on your path to enlightenment on just how awful the 2023 Chiefs WR group is, and how great Mahomes is in covering their glaring deficiencies.

We are the WRC so pity us
These receivers we watch our hideous
We will remind you of this in every thread
Cause we're the CP WRC

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Ouch !

I think winning 17-14 on a late game pick six would fit the narrative better.

I’m a Lake Dawson man myself.

i'd LOVE to see this team go on a '95 Chiefs run LMAO

and then Mahomes explodes in the playoffs

I bet $100 on the Chiefs.

**** Philly. Time for Jalen to remember who his daddy is.

I hope Nick Sirianni is assaulted by cheese steaks stuffed up his ass

I bet this game means more to Philly than KC. You can guarantee they had this game circled since the schedule came out. Not saying that the Chiefs don't want to win it, but regardless of outcome, KC still has the win that matters. Philly is gonna do everything they can to not only win, but win big. Nothing would be grander than for KC to win and put doubt in Philly. This game has the potential to be one of those "Chiefs broke them" type of games.

This would be 5-0 for Andy against Philly and 3-0 against Sirianni and Hurts. ROFL

Defensively we have a pretty big advantage. Eagles are very middle of the road except against the run which they are really good.

On the flip side they suck against the pass so I have faith Andy will cook up a good game plan.

A lot of the Eagles have not played at Arrowhead, so that national anthem Home of the Chiefs will blow some minds.

ESPN should show Jalen Carter as he hears that.

I trust Andy after a bye. Checks record.

Or Hippos.

I'm kind of leaning more and more KC this game. I was thinking the Eagles had the edge, but I've seen All 22 of a few Eagles games, and this is not the Eagles team of last year, despite very similar personnel.

1. Jalen Hurts is not Jalen Hurts when you blitz him well, and that's Spags' strength. And Spags is undefeated this year.

2. AJ Brown is a top 3 WR this year, but he's the only weapon that can really beat you this year. Devonte Smith is really good but I don't think he's Pro Bowl caliber right now. And the Chiefs specialize this year in neutralizing elite WRs, so the Eagles are going to need weapons to step up.

3. The Eagles best hope is to grind us down with the run game, and I do think they can do that if they commit to it -- I think they will try, and have some success. Sirianni has not shown a propensity to stay committed to the run all season, and again, I just think he's an overrated coach.

4. The Eagles are a bit underrated in some parts of their defense -- I don't think their corners are that bad, so long as they're on the boundary. Where their secondary is getting chewed up is across the middle, and the Chiefs would rather pass there this season than anywhere else.

The X factor, for me, is how well we can counter the Eagles DL. Reid usually has very strong gameplans for that, and he's coming off a bye.

I still think the Eagles, given the right set of mistakes and a typically crap game from Chiefs WRs, can take this game.

But I think the Chiefs have the edge.

I'm going to be at this game, really excited! I've never been to NFL game primetime!

Sitting in 123 too so great view

1. Agree that Hurts is not a tremendous passer against the blitz. He reminds me a lot of Alex Smith - when things are on schedule, he's effective. When it's off, his effectiveness drops. The separator is how much more dangerous Hurts is as a primary running threat, well, that and him being more willing to take chances than Smith was.

2. I think the Chiefs CBs actually match up really well against the Eagles. I'd like to see Sneed follow Brown, with safety help frequently available, and McDuffie matched up against Smith. Smith is a crisp route runner with quickness, and McDuffie seems to match up really well against that type of player.

3. Grinding the run game is definitely the best prescription against this Chiefs' D; getting the Eagles off schedule and avoiding short yardage is even more critical due to their efficiency in short yardage.

4. I think the Eagles DL is pretty good. They are not special on the back 7 this year, though. Age is showing a bit on the boundary corners, their slot situation isn't great, their LBs aren't as good as last year, and the safeties aren't, either.

If KC keeps things clean and executes, it's a win. If they're -2 or worse in TO margin or have a penalty-ridden game, it's a loss.

I generally expect crispness and a strong plan and good execution from them, coming off a bye. So that's what I'm expecting.

Or 21-17 where Mahomes scores the last TD with seconds left as the whole team pushes him into the endzone.

I mean, I had hella respect for how hurts played in the super bowl last year. But something is just off with their offense more than ours. Hurts is really being saved by throwing up lots of 50/50 balls to outstanding WRs and even still the offense is lackluster. If we can eliminate the big play, that's huge. And they'll especially need it if they're playing without goedert

It's time for our offense to step up. If not, we probably lose.

They need to get their shit together for 2nd half of season.

btw this game is going to be 38-27 Chiefs victory

From what I remember, we had trouble with their stunts. I'm really not sure why that is because the Chiefs offensive line is full of veterans. I'm sure they have talked about this on the bye and have worked on being better there.

Fingers crossed but with all these 50/50 balls hurts throws I am a little nervous the refs will be conscious of the holding call on juju. We may need to play the ball a little looser than usual. But it's just the only way I see them moving the ball much on us.

Nice! I can't wait to get back to Arrowhead... Feels like a long time.

How did you get your hands on The NFL script playbook?

A huge difference in this game could be Hurts not running because of his knee.

Over the last three games he's averaging 21 rushing yards per game and 2.52 YPC.

Suffice it to say that's not the 70 yards and 3 TD he had in the SB.

And get ready to hear the knee used as an excuse if they lose.

It's a much smaller sample size but I think he's only one game over .500 when the other team is also coming off a bye. But the last game in that scenario was also Philly and that worked out.

The Chiefs are missing Nick Bolton but they still should be able to bottle up Hurts in the RPO. They had the perfect gameplan for it in the SB.

Philadelphia Eagles vs. Kansas City Chiefs

Chiefs line shifts to -3.

63% of bets are on the Eagles.

The Eagles LT has allowed 6 sacks.

If Hurts doesn't run well we have a shot to have a good game defensively.

Eagles giving up 99.9 QB rating to WRs, 14 TD

130.5 QB rating to TEs, 5 TD

The ingredients are all there for the Chiefs to win.

We aren't giving up 27pts dude.

I'm thinking more like 24-19 KC.

My stance lately has been give us at least 24pts on offense the rest of the season and we don't lose again.

24-20 chiefs

we stop them on 4th and goal to win

The defense is also experienced against that offense because of the SB. They are a year older so I don’t expect them to be fooled or caught off guard by the ability level of the Eagles offense.

32nd in passing TD
32nd in passing 1st downs
25th on third down

vintage

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From the 1-yard line!

Just hoping every dropped ball for bombs like this isn't a ref bailout.

Honestly, as good as the Chiefs have been this year, Spags has been even better.

Spags is 9-0 this season, 8-1 maybe the closest to a loss he's come was the Broncos loss.

This Eagles offense is the same one he shut down in the second half of the game.

Unless Jalen Hurts is really hurt, I do expect the Eagles to score, but I'll be flat out shocked if they put up 25+ points.

If Hurts is legitimately hurt, they may struggle to get to 20.

I agree, I don’t think anyone can hold the Lions loss against Spags.

Honestly hard to hold the Broncos game against him as well.

Yeah, the defense did more than enough to win that game. They can’t control turnovers from the offense or special teams.

#Chiefs WR Justin Watson (elbow) swapped his brace for a sleeve.

Correct.

The D held the Donkos to 239 total yards for the game.

The offense and ST's turnovers are what cost us that game.


Not Spags fault

2023 NFL team offensive rankings in 2nd half scoring:

https://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/sta...oints-per-game

Rashee rice needs to be out there every play!

I believe we have the #3 defense currently behind Ravens and Browns - that is a great thing. I think between Reid and Mahomes they got things corrected on this off week. I am very excited that Swift will be in the house because Kelce plays better when she is present. That should NOT be the case BUT currently it IS. We need the Ravens to lose tonight to level the playing field. We really need this win and I believe it will happen! Geaux CHIEFS! :thumb:


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LMAO come on Bearcat give us another patented parody ^

BELIEVE!

I see what you are doing and PISS OFF please! :clap:

Eagles do a lot of things well and we will need to get our head out of our assess on offense to win this.

But when I have watched them they really seem to lack a killer instinct. They have done a pretty bad job putting teams away...obviously they have a great record and have figured it out but there are so many times they let teams hang around or get back in the game in really silly ways.

If the Chiefs offense plays the way we know they are capable of we are clearly the better team but if they don't its going to be really tough.

I really enjoy watching their offense play they are a likeable team.

Eagles don’t do pass defense well… see their pass defense ranking.

Well you don't have to do that well to slow down the Chiefs passing offense so hopefully we figure it out.

Good luck Chiefs! I actually like the Chiefs, which is weird because I'm an Eagles fan and we hate everybody, but I digress. Good luck.