Spags masterclass incoming.

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My watch has ended. LMAO

They are the most likely AFC division winner to lose their first playoff game.

No Tank Dell = season over

Fun thread.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-media-max-width="560"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">They say CJ Stroud is &quot;The One.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/MkNPxFVcgZ">https://t.co/MkNPxFVcgZ</a> <a href="https://t.co/onxniuG1qu">pic.twitter.com/onxniuG1qu</a></p>&mdash; 📽️ Red Tribe Cinema (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1835527979562131673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 16, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Clay needs to formally apologise for making this thread and hyping this team up. They ****ing suck.

'Proto-Mahones' my ass.

Injuries destroyed this team.

Froto Mahomes

Hobo Mahomes

better pump the brakes, he's waking up

solid first half against the best defense in football with no running game

very Mahomesian first half

That statement is worse than treason. It is also blasphemy.

brb going to discuss on Texans Planet

We are going to absolutely skull **** the Texans.

Welcome to the big leagues. Now you have my permission to die.

We are facing a dangerous team, no doubt.

Not really. He's a crier.

That was not a good look for CJ. No matter how PC acceptable

LMAO

I would have slightly preferred the Chargers but we'll be ready to answer the call against these guys.

You know it's bad enough we have to play CJ Stroud, but that Texans defense is surging at the right time.

I can see thinking that now in hindsight, but there's a reason they are home underdogs, and we just matchup better with them.

Is everyone prepared for Texans fans to call this their "Revenge Tour"?

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Today was more about the Chargers bad than the Texans good.

we'll dominate them if there are no more AFC upsets

We killed C.J.'s best friend last time.

Anybody know his 2nd best?

Poor Clay must be terrified right now. Thoughts and prayers.

Will Fuller's status will be key.

Not the same offense without Tank Dell

Really one great speed rusher in Anderson, and our interior O line is solid for those stunts giving the Chargers a hard time today. If we play the Texans, I think Thuney stays at Guard. Remember, the Texans beat a team from LA that had to have a lot on it's mind and a big distraction this week.

The Chiefs line hasn’t been great against stunts. Taylor’s play style on passing downs really screws over their ability to pick up crossing rushers on the right side. If caliendo is on the field, they’re vulnerable on the left side as well.

Terrifying. Look at this team.

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We scored 27 in Hollywoods first game back. And we took our foot off the gas. Could have easily scored 34 if Kareem doesn’t slide.

Tank Dell is not playing either and we had the most trouble with him.

We would beat these guys handily. Again.

Didn't look that way against Baltimore.

DOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!


/nah, just playin’ y’all!!!

Their line outside of Tunsil is garbage and he's getting tonsil boxed this year.

We have excellent pressure up the middle, can play man, and blitz.

Their pass rush was negated by moving a guard outside to LT and playing a b/u guard next to him. Pfffft...

We're the worst matchup for them because we'll clamp Mixon and they only had 1 WR that was worth a piss. And he's out.

Also practice is over, this should be a drubbing

Man, you're REALLY exposing yourself as a casual with this one. Nico Collins is easily their best WR. WTF? LMAO

I saw a very sloppy game on both sides.

Not concerned...

I said it in the GDT at halftime - neither of those teams are beating the Chiefs.

You can see greatness in Stroud. He'll get there. He'll have his moment and dominate.

It won't be this year though...

Five years ago today...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-media-max-width="560"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Chiefs-Texans Divisional Round game<br> <a href="https://t.co/T4VENLWSdK">pic.twitter.com/T4VENLWSdK</a> <a href="https://t.co/blGVEZ0oq7">https://t.co/blGVEZ0oq7</a></p>&mdash; Keaton (@kjonesy1587) <a href="https://twitter.com/kjonesy1587/status/1697048948807008334?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I still chuckle at Damien WIlliams placing the ball next to a defender and then getting a personal foul for it, lol.

And the Eric Fisher celebration will never ever get old.

While anything is possible, KC is healthy on offense which is not good for the Texans defense. Plus they have experience against that defense based on a few weeks ago. Also I like Slowic as an OC, but if I had to place money on someone, I would say Spags wins that matchup 90% of the time, especially with our defense being relatively healthy and possibly better with a return of Watson. Plus the Texans OLine is bad, and they are down Diggs and Dell.

Keep Mixon contained as well as Collins and KC will be in good shape.

First in, last out!

KPASS flexing over butthole surfer was incredible too.

Well, we're gonna find out.

ROFL

Perfect.

Just contain Mixon. They're bad when they cant mix the run with the pass.

You nailed it. Shut Mixon down. The end. They are not good when they cant run.

Will Anderson is my primary concern, honestly.

We did pretty well against T.J. Watt.

He was hurt. Of course, he's always hurt.

Will Anderson is a beast. He worries me a little.

Just deal with him similarly to how they dealt with him a few weeks back.

That would mean Thuney at LT . Enter DJ Humphries thread.

That would mean getting rid of the ball quick.

You don't have to have Thuney at LT to do that, you know. You could just...get rid of the ball quick.

Time to end another QBs career.

First it was the raper.

Now it will be the crier.

He won't ever be the same after this.

Texans Watch is over.

Clay curse strikes!!!!

Nothing is over until WE say it's over.

Clay was right.

We had to watch the Texans.

We had to watch them lose.