I know so let it go...oh and Garcia Chief will be your new name.

I would prefer Chief Garcia or Garcia The Chief.
Let's use it in a sentence.

Garcia The Chief says that KC will never get their keys back.


Or

Chief Garcia says that KC has no chance of getting their keys back.


NICE!

What about the seasons that the Chiefs swept the Donkeys ?
Oh and our quarterback doesn't trip over their own dog.....

Your name is whatever I say it is. Garcia Chief.

I could have sworn somebody wanted this thread to die.

Yeah I know...so quit bumping it.

We could back years and years about who won and swept who and such.....I think it would be a waste of time. So we can only really go on the last time we played each other. In which case the Broncos beat the Chiefs twice.


Our QB situation is tragic, however that can only go on for so long.

This thread is in no way a slam on you good fans....sometimes...I just have to dangle the keys.:fire:

Weekend is coming up......anybody need the stadium?ROFL

at least seven more years (que the music from 'the ring')

ya know, it's laughable... ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN INTERCEPTIONS will net you a phat 40 million dollar contract, a 13 million dollar signing bonus, and SEVEN YEARS

damn, that sucks for you :D

-EBOLA-

:spock:


:shake:


:sulk:

I don't know why, but I'm really looking forward to seeing how Plummer does in Denver. I don't know what to expect. Sorry, kind of off topic, but I figured it was ok...

Oh, you guys are talking about Plummer. Then nevermind, it's not off topic.

I really don't know what to expect myself. He could tear it up.....he could flop.............who knows.......at least he didn't have to replace John Elway.

Yeah. I hope you guys have yourself a QB (but I hope he doesn't show up against us).

We'll still beat the chiefs even if I have to play.:fire:

If Plummer plays like he did in Arizona, the Bronco's will definately give you a call.;)

Anybody need the old girl for a cookout this weekend?

Yeah, we're going to put Plummer on a spit and have a BBQ. It'll be the only time he's hot this season.

That was very clever......I'm impressed.

Can we PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSE kill this thread?

Can we bring this one back too?

One word: PLUMMER

The keys are as good as back.

Gotta earn'em buddy....gotta earn'em. Right now though I have the keys....and you great people can use the stadium anytime you want.:toast:

Anybody want the keys? Should be a good weekend.

This thread sucks.

:D

Somebody delete this thread. Seriously, I thought your smaq was pretty funny, it might've even taken the sting out of that loss (don't count on it, though). Now Garcia is like some nerd who keeps retelling an offensive joke over and over again because it got a few laughs the first time.

Boo dude....it's all in good fun. Take it like a man.:D

:toast:

How chomping on a big ole' sack of...

You're that guy on the Bud Light commercial, huh?


"Timing was a little off...."

We have your keys.

You have no balls.:p

I thought you donkey fans would be able to come up with better smaq than just digging up old stuff.

Apparently not :shake:

What you say?

I will bring this thread to the top from time to time to remind you that we have your keys....It ain't old shit......it's ongoing.:p

trade ya.

you have a red x?!?

-EBOLA-

Yea...I was thinkin I needed one of those too.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/custo...vatar314_2.gif

This is absolutely worthless. When we beat you in donkeyland, we had your f'n keys. When Plummer sweeps you guys for us, you're getting a lot more shit than you're giving out right now.

Dude....it doesn't matter whos on the field. We will continue to have your keys.

MM
~~:shake:

:LOL:

BD has his girly page and GB strokes to this one.

Pass the lotion, baby...

I need to rub one out.



*sweep, sweep*

I'm happy with the fact that Denver swept KC last year... but, I hate the fact that we ended up on the same non-playoff couch when it was all said and done.

The keys thing gets kinda old... but to each his own. I'll be happy to read the thoughts from this board when KC loses in Denver in 2003.

Everyone on this board has said that at best, Plummer is Griese. So, barring any major injuries and including the rise of Lelie and Ed being fully healed for more than a year now, the offense should continue to be a top 5 offense - with the ability to go toe-to-toe with the Holmes-led juggernaut.

As for defenses, yes Denver needs to address some secondary concerns, but KC has the same issues and needs at LB.

Denver's defense has remained about the same as last year, although I think Gardner will be an improvement. I think KC's defense can do nothing but improve, but will it be enough to close the gap?

I don't think so, at this time. I expect the teams to split, but a sweep by Denver would happen before a sweep by KC - barring major injuries.

To quote the Senator (I think).... it's like watching a caged monkey pissing on himself and rolling around in his own feces. For the first two seconds it's kind of funny, but after that, you just have to lower & shake your head :shake:

Top-5 offense?

That's highly optimistic with a sorry new QB and a trio of thirtysomethings catching the passes.

Not saying you're dead wrong, but Denver would be extremely lucky to have a top 5 offense this year.

Highly optimistic? I don't think so.

Everything will be focused on Portis, much like KC with Holmes.

Denver has better WRs, equal at TEs, equal at FB. Nobody knows how Plummer will do, so that's an unknown.

Barring injury, Denver finishes no worse on offense than they did last year.

Portis = Holmes...nope
Denver has better WRs...maybe, if they're healthy.
Over the hill Sharpe = Gonzales...nope
Anderson = Richardson...nope
Plummer, IMO, is not an unknown, he's proved for years that he sucks.

And don't forget the offensive lines where KC has a huge advantage over Denver (and most of the NFL).

Like I said, maybe Denver will have a top 5 offense, but I doubt it. Top 15 might be a safe bet.

LMAO at the Pig, but it still doesn't change the fact that we have your keys.

You are going to get such a whippin' for all this little Burro man. Only we'll be more creative than digging up a lame-ass thread each time.

I guess it'll have to happen sometime, but not with GR in town.

Bring on Plummet...the greatest thing about the burros not having a qb since Elway is that they are paying the largest amount of $$$ for the worst QB's!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious. They actually made Griese the highest paid QB at the time. Now Plummet is elite while the still pay for Griese. F'ing nuts. Is anyone awake in the front office?

You can use that all you want. It's no longer his same shit. Vermeil even got pissed about it. It's changed greatly.

And besides, if the BRONCOS won a Super Bowl with him, how hard can it be?

Doesn't look like it does it? And that is fuuuunny!!. Post Elway hasn't been kind to the Donks. A mediocre team headed in a downward spiral. They also need a new genius.

LOL just noticed the pig...

I don't get it, but it's still funny... ROFL

SNR - I think he is telling us he has a date after the game.

This is by far the lamest topic since the beginning of this board.

This is for......the Narc:p

That still doesn't change the fact that Foster is a fatass. :D

I see you've already got a nice picture of him as the main post. But that's nothing to be proud of :D

hehe

ROFL

Why won't this thread die?ROFL

Go ask Garcia Equalizer... er... Garcia Bronco

:bang: :bang:

Dude......he's big boned.

It's ok...

When we beat the Broncos at Mile Invesco High Stadium this year, I'm gonna start a thread like this over at the Mane, and here, if someone doesn't beat me to it.ROFL

And looks mighty tasty...

Now about your 1st-round pick...

Oh boy.....that's a tall order.....LOL...trying to get the keys.:rolleyes:




:p

So... I've always wondered, do the Raiders have the keys to Incestco Pile High? And what about when Gunther had your number?

At least our keys are to a Red Ferrari, while the keys to Incrisco Field belong to a Roto Rooter van.


"Liquid Plummer Field at Mile High Stadium?"

Last I heard, the company that bought the naming rights is hurting.

All I can tell you guys is we have your keys. If you want them back.....you have to beat us at ouyr house.

Hey! If you got the keys, then you must be doing the maintenance this summer. We need you to go in and spruce up the place. Clean the toilets and urinals spic and span. Hose down the parking lot and scrape off the gum from under the seats. There's gonna be a lot of partying coming up shortly and we don't want the place looking bad. :toast:

Sounds simple enough. Maybe you just want to give them to Jake so we can intercept them. It would be a lot easier.

:thumb:

And they better hope we don't get a home loss before we win them back... the fans like to trash the parking lot afterwards.

We do not have any maintenance scheduled for this summer, we'll get a couple of guys out there next summer.