NO shit....trim those taint-mutton chops, you're not a civil war general.

Don't worry about me. When I mow, I mow the entire yard.

Actually if you know how to handle women they can be total putty in your hands. And really its not hard at all. I do think you have to really love women, they can sense if you don't. That and being masculine goes a hell of a long way.

So, as long as I'm masculine and know how to handle myself, then I'll be putty in my hands?

I love it. "WHEN I mow." hehehehe

If there's no grass on the field, turn her over and play in the mud.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Jesus, I forgot that girls are so much better at disgusting sex talk than men. I'd never even think of saying some of the things you inadvertently hear women say when they are talking amongst themselves.

I'm horrified.

ROFL

Because sociologist say that only 10% of the population is pure heterosexual and 10% of the population is pure homosexual. The other 80% fall somewhere in-between on the bar graph.

Personally, if I was a woman, and a guy wanted to shove it in my keester, I'd go to the nightstand drawer, pull out "Big Red" and tell him "You first." If he wasn't receptive to the concept then, well, he doesn't get to drive down that road.

fyp

Well, that was...interesting.

We have your winking to thank for it.

I wasn't the one winking, you know.

Just like a man. Lure a sweet unsuspecting girl into deviant behavior and then deny any responsibility.

You blossomed.
I did my kegels. But I do my kegels at most red lights too.
So who the hell was winking?

Caught! Me and my vile city ways were trying to seduce you, the blond-haired, blue-eyed wholesome all-american farm girl, the innocent little flower, into evil, evil acts.

Interesting fun, or interesting wtf?