I've watched every single one of EZ's college snaps and most of his senior year of high school. He's a 2nd round talent that has suffered due to poor coaching, poor QB play, and being the sole focus of opposing defenses (double sometimes triple teamed in coverage). Pretty good measurables and great football IQ. Some team is going to get an absolute steal with him (biased opinion).

Some of you will remember me poo-poo'ing TJ Vasher last year. For as much as I hated TJ as an NFL prospect, I love EZ.

Yup, would’ve taken him at 103.

Figured that's who you all were talking about. I'm not a big fan of his.

BOOOO

I'm on the case. It looks like I've got 36 hours of thinking ahead of me.

I really like the Oklahoma kids in this class and Thomas is a good player and fit this late. There are a few things with him, the petty larceny and failure to appear on that a couple of years ago, the drunk driving last year, or I think he might get consideration a little higher. I like both him and Asamoah (LB) in the 3rd area.

He's a guy that is an okay stab though in the 4th. I don't think you take the guy earlier than that though. Lance Zierlein is definitely onto it with his routes lacking, but the rest of the package is there. If you're a team that thinks you can teach him to run routes, then you could have a really solid WR.

So I guess he was serious about it, eh?

Baltimore native Rick Ocasek of The Cars walks onto the stage and looks into the green room. He begins singing.

Who's gonna tell you when
It's your turn?
Who's gonna tell you things
Are so great?

You won't go on
Thinking something's wrong, but now
We're gonna drive you home
Tonight.

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He pauses mid-song.

The Baltimore Ravens select Kalia Davis, DT, UCF.

And by the way, that video is pretty terrible. Are we supposed to believe that no one is going to pay attention to that woman? Even if she's completely crazy there'll be a line of guys just waiting to listen to her ramblings.

An elderly man comes onstage with an electric guitar. He wails off an epic riff.

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"I'm Les Paul, Milwaukee native and the inventor of the solid-body electric guitar," he says. "Without me, your favorite song might not exist."

"I've brought you a lot of pleasure, and now I'll bring Packers fans and Aaron Rodgers some pleasure."

The Green Bay Packers select Joshua Ezeudu, G, North Carolina.

Les rips off another amazing guitar run, then exits Stage Left.

An attractive young woman in 19th-century dress walks onto the stage, her posture perfect and her bearing regal.

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"Good day, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Emily Post, and I'm a Baltimore native. I'm here today to discuss the proper way to announce a draft pick in the annual NFL Selection process."

First, we use bold letters to assure the reader of the importance of the topic. Second, we announce the name of the drafting team, followed by the full first and last name of the player being drafted, his playing position, and his college of attendance. Separate each item with a comma and present it as a complete sentence. I provide an example as follows:

The Baltimore Ravens select Aaron Hansford, OLB, Texas A&M.


And last but not least, one notifies the person with the next pick that he or she is on the board. This allows proper time for consideration of said pick, and keeps the process moving at an acceptable pace.

If you follow these rules, you will ensure a more pleasant process for the reader and will doubtless be invited to subsequent mock drafts in the future.

I've made my picks but I still want those additional 34 hours.

Killing it with Atlanta.

Sauce
Boye
Travis Jones
Tolbert
Cook

I’ve got 3 picks left, but I may have already won. :)