I hit and quit 18 year olds that took it like champs. You know how many times that pussy's been ****ed and forgotten? She probably already knows what's up.

Bag and tag that, my man. Bag it and tag it.

Clay you got to tap that

Absolutely repulsive idea.

She can teach you things

Like what a soggy box feels like?

Seriously Clay, I bet those things would flap in the wind if they could.

I think you should invite her to post here.

Exhibit A (NSFW)

I nailed a Sicilian in her mid to late 40s when I was 22/23. Met her at the gym, started talking. Thought she was 25 until I met her 17yo as I was taking her to westport.

Just bag up, it is a joyous moment in life you should take. Mine got crazy and wanted a relationship.

She is hot as hell for her age, so either she knows what she is doing or she is a catfish.

edit, also. most women get kinkier as they get older.

My skin is crawling now. Thanks.

Athletic does not mean BBW...that is all

LMAO

Did you have a date with a fatty who "works out?"

Not bad.

Almost...After pressing for more pics she admitted her exaggeration. I don't get fooled often.

Share that shit.

You ever get burned Baggins?

They have been burned from existence

After meeting 2-3 secret internet fatties you get wise to their game.

Now I recognize the signs early and click *ignore profile*

Oh most definitely. Some are VERY sneaky. Literally after seeing the full range pics it's sickening.

The girl spent the night again last night. Now what to do for valentines day?

Ignore her. She'll fall madly in love with you.

Worked for Nately.

But then again he got killed by Milo so....

PIIHB

You'll figure it out.

This year I have reservations at a great restaurant followed by tickets to the Improv.

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Would u hit Clay ' s milf?

PGM pics of your side piece now.

I've went on exactly 1 blind date. She lied profusely about her size and weight. Like probably 100lbs worth of lies. It was the most awkward experience I've ever had. We literally watched a movie with her sitting on the couch and me on the chair.

Never again....

You invited her to your place? LMAO

I have nothing going on right now

Oh boy ROFL

Yeah, I was a serious noob.

Yeah I have to see full bod shots now

My cousin was on a dating website for a few months and started talking to this really good looking woman. After a couple weeks he went to her place to meet. He sent me a text saying he got there and would see me in the morning cause he was going to sweep her off her feet and get her in bed.

15 minutes later he text me and said something along the lines of Holy shit this chick is in a wheelchair and she didn't tell me I can't stop staring

I promptly replied with yea you will definitely need to sweep her of her feet to get her in bed then

LMAO

You guys have a lot to learn before you meet anyone online you have to get a spoon pic. Nobody can fake a picture of them holding a spoon.

You should have called her out that's bullshit.

No man you were right on the money. The only thing different you should've done was whip out your crank and tell her "hey... It won't suck itself."

Yeah, seems like a great idea until she mistakes it for a canoli and devours your cock.

Karma Man!

One day you'll be watching a movie with a younger chick and she won't even sit next you. Shame!

You should've gave that phatty a five star Experiance. Cuz Karma that's why!

Did he tap it?

ROFL "secret internet fatties" ROFL

That's got me cracking up right now for some reason, almost sounds like a cool band.

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Some are VERY skilled. Look for arms in those that are not quite as sneaky.

I have seen "average" that ended up being obese.

The phrase "my buddy", when you know they're referring to guy, makes my skin crawl.

I met the hottest girl I've ever been out with last night. She's also a doctor. I'm way out of my league but she seems into me. Set up another date w/her so LMAO here goes nothing.

Where did you meet her at?

A nice little bar&kitchen by my house. I've had this incredible run of luck where girls are constantly agreeing to meet me literally down the road. It's very convenient.

Pics or it didn't happen

"When it rains it pours"

Live it up and take some pics!

PM me a pic brah??? Curious just how hot she is.

Being Geographically desirable is a big part of online dating for me.

Billy what about the ones that want to wait till marriage?? Have seen some attractive ones in early thirties that have never had a D.

Lesbians that are curious?

That's a red flag they fall on my draft board.

It's a distraction.

Worse....Catholics

Well done Clay

Hot
Doctor
On match.com

Does not compute.

I have seen a few. A TON of fine looking teachers though.

Teachers = restrained crazy.

They are horny as all hell

They even risk it all by trying to **** their students!

I know this will inevitably come off as arrogant, but the times I've perused match with a fake account have revealed swarms of average-below average women with weird facial features (forehead, chin, janked up asymmetrical face, etc). I don't get it.

Um...is that Billy Butler? Ive heard about his food fetish. Normally its oreos but pizza would not shock me.

Must be a Kansas thing. More talent near the city in Eastern MO

Why don't you get it? They don't get attention from men in real life, or at least not the men they want to get attention from, so they turn to the internet.

You guys talk about rolling in hot puss, but all I see post-chernobyl girls.

Must suck ass on the western side of the state

I do agree with Cephalic to an extent. Even the plain Janes that never get hit on in real life get a bazillion messages. It really isn't a fair system for guys. Even average looking guys are ****ed cause the guys chasing tail will prey on those kind of girls and tell them what they want to hear.

I generally utilize conventional methods to meet girls (not trying to be douchey, but it may come off that way), so it really isn't a big deal for me. I've never had an active profile mainly because going to bars and/or meeting girls through friends seems to work. But I've curiously looked at match profiles a couple times just to see.

Some of us explore all avenues available

Hey, no problem with that. I'll admit that i've looked down on the practice in the past, but that's pretty ****ing rude and unjustified. You gotta do what you can.

Maybe there are more attractive women on there in other areas.

I'm certainly not rolling in it. But you can find attractive girls. I'm selective in who I pursue.