You guys ****ing suck. The top two guys on my list just got eated.

Jacobs was a guy I was strongly considering as opposed to Portis, but I figured Portis still has some good years left.

I was wondering when the tight ends would start going. Those guys will help you win now.

Yeah, I wanted to wait... had another target that I thought about, but went with Jacobs... young, proven and a badass.

Team 18 Big_Papa_029: Washington DC Comics
Is now under new management...
Team 18 KcKing: Milwaukee Mud ducks are born...

My 2 "catch up" picks =

Lee Evans WR Bills
Anthony Gonzalez WR Colts



1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Julius Peppers, DE/OLB
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kevin Williams, DT
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Nnamdi Asomugha, CB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Wayne, WR
15. St. Louis Commodes- Walter Jones, OT
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Jake Long, OT
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Joey Porter, OLB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Marion Barber, HB
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Troy Polamalu, SS

Round 4.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Dwight Freeney, DE
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Donovan McNabb, QB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Brandon Marshall, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Darrelle Revis, CB
15. STL Commodes- Brian Urlacher, ILB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Bush, RB/WR/KR/PR
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Bob Sanders, SS
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Anquan Bolden, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - John Abraham, DE
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - DeMeco Ryans, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Shaun Rogers, DT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Casey Hampton, NT
7. St. Louis Stallions - LaRon Landry, FS
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Branden Albert, OT
5. Kansas City Kings - Braylon Edwards, WR
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Ray Lewis, ILB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Eddie Royal, WR
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Dwayne Bowe, WR
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Steve Smith, WR

Round 5
1. Fort Wayne Dancers, Marcus Trufant, CB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Lamarr Woodley, OLB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Antonio Cromartie, CB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Trent Edwards, QB
5. Kansas City Kings - Micheal Roos, OT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - D'Qwell Jackson, ILB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Aaron Kampman, DE
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Karlos Dansby, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Terrell Owens, WR
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Marques Colston, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - Wes Welker, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Maurice Jones-Drew, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Asante Samuel, CB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Chad Ocho Cinco, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Champ Bailey, CB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Charles Woodson, CB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Lee Evans WR
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Steve Breaston, WR

Round 6.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Derrick Johnson, ILB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Anthony Gonzalez WR
17. Knoxville Kiffins - (Will pick when they arrive)
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Clinton Portis, HB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Tony Gonzales, TE
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jason Peters, OT
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Antonio Gates, TE
12. Memphis Malt Liquors - Brandon Jacobs, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Michael Griffin, S

Pestilence on the clock

Dang. Lee Evans was my top-rated receiver.

Oh, well. I don't have a quarterback, so a receiver is secondary.

You just killed the best team name in the game. :(

The Tucson Tittie Twisters will complete their offensive juggernaut by selecting Jason Witten, TE.

1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Julius Peppers, DE/OLB
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kevin Williams, DT
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Nnamdi Asomugha, CB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Wayne, WR
15. St. Louis Commodes- Walter Jones, OT
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Jake Long, OT
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Joey Porter, OLB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Marion Barber, HB
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Troy Polamalu, SS

Round 4.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Dwight Freeney, DE
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Donovan McNabb, QB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Brandon Marshall, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Darrelle Revis, CB
15. STL Commodes- Brian Urlacher, ILB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Bush, RB/WR/KR/PR
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Bob Sanders, SS
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Anquan Bolden, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - John Abraham, DE
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - DeMeco Ryans, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Shaun Rogers, DT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Casey Hampton, NT
7. St. Louis Stallions - LaRon Landry, FS
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Branden Albert, OT
5. Kansas City Kings - Braylon Edwards, WR
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Ray Lewis, ILB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Eddie Royal, WR
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Dwayne Bowe, WR
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Steve Smith, WR

Round 5
1. Fort Wayne Dancers, Marcus Trufant, CB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Lamarr Woodley, OLB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Antonio Cromartie, CB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Trent Edwards, QB
5. Kansas City Kings - Micheal Roos, OT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - D'Qwell Jackson, ILB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Aaron Kampman, DE
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Karlos Dansby, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Terrell Owens, WR
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Marques Colston, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - Wes Welker, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Maurice Jones-Drew, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Asante Samuel, CB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Chad Ocho Cinco, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Champ Bailey, CB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Charles Woodson, CB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Lee Evans WR
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Steve Breaston, WR

Round 6.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Derrick Johnson, ILB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Anthony Gonzalez WR
17. Knoxville Kiffins - (Will pick when they arrive)
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Clinton Portis, HB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Tony Gonzales, TE
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jason Peters, OT
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Antonio Gates, TE
12. Memphis Malt Liquors - Brandon Jacobs, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Michael Griffin, S
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Jason Witten, TE

PM sent to Fat Elvis.

QB: Jay Cutler
RB: Steven Jackson
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Marques Colston
TE: Jason Witten


Now THATS an offense.

Ultra Peanut gave me her pick since she's not readily available today, and she went...

(drum roll)


Cortland Finnegan, the high-achieving young cornerback.

1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Julius Peppers, DE/OLB
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kevin Williams, DT
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Nnamdi Asomugha, CB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Wayne, WR
15. St. Louis Commodes- Walter Jones, OT
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Jake Long, OT
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Joey Porter, OLB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Marion Barber, HB
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Troy Polamalu, SS

Round 4.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Dwight Freeney, DE
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Donovan McNabb, QB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Brandon Marshall, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Darrelle Revis, CB
15. STL Commodes- Brian Urlacher, ILB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Bush, RB/WR/KR/PR
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Bob Sanders, SS
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Anquan Bolden, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - John Abraham, DE
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - DeMeco Ryans, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Shaun Rogers, DT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Casey Hampton, NT
7. St. Louis Stallions - LaRon Landry, FS
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Branden Albert, OT
5. Kansas City Kings - Braylon Edwards, WR
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Ray Lewis, ILB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Eddie Royal, WR
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Dwayne Bowe, WR
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Steve Smith, WR

Round 5
1. Fort Wayne Dancers, Marcus Trufant, CB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Lamarr Woodley, OLB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Antonio Cromartie, CB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Trent Edwards, QB
5. Kansas City Kings - Micheal Roos, OT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - D'Qwell Jackson, ILB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Aaron Kampman, DE
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Karlos Dansby, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Terrell Owens, WR
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Marques Colston, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - Wes Welker, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Maurice Jones-Drew, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Asante Samuel, CB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Chad Ocho Cinco, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Champ Bailey, CB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Charles Woodson, CB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Lee Evans WR
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Steve Breaston, WR

Round 6.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Derrick Johnson, ILB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Anthony Gonzalez WR
17. Knoxville Kiffins - (Will pick when they arrive)
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Clinton Portis, HB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Tony Gonzales, TE
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jason Peters, OT
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Antonio Gates, TE
12. Memphis Malt Liquors - Brandon Jacobs, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Michael Griffin, S
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Jason Witten, TE
9. Cleveland Steamers- Chris Samuels, OT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Cortland Finnegan, CB

rockio is now on the clock.

That is a beauty of an offense... we should have some high scoring affairs.

25 years old, star in the making, Straight Outta Samford! FINNEGAN BEGIN AGAIN!

http://j.photos.cx/Cortland_Finnegan...ropped-bb3.jpg

His middle name is Temujin. I just drafted Genghis ****ing Khan.

It pales in comparison to...
QB: Drew Brees
RB: LaDanian Thomlinson
WR: Randy Moss
WR: Terrell Owens
LT: Chris Samuels

QB: Good guy
RB: Cry Baby
WR: Cancer w/talent
WR: Cancer
LT: Good guy

Have fun dealing with all of that drama. Plus your team is old.