Grease Monkey FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just read through everything I missed in this thread. Best and worst hour of my day. I feel smarter and stupider for having done so. Now, I'm hungry.

Any Mexicans want to go pick me up some lunch?

Yeah it would still be "move up the ladder"

but you know it all, right?
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You guys don't use ladders. That's a construction worker.

We can tell who ain't got their Masters.

Have them pick me up a Jack Daniel's sampler platter at TGI Fridays.

all I'm saying is

TGI Friday's...Chili's...Olive Garden...Bennigan's...any chain

The Mexican's are doing the cooking...and they aren't wearing gloves in case you're wondering. I promise.

600 posts.


600 mother ****ing posts over a mirror.

:facepalm:

and I've had two great ideas over the years and one of the is 1-800-callamexican

hungry for a place that doesn't deliver? Shit, call a mexican...throw 'em a $5.

don't feel like mowing the lawn?! Call the mexican hotline...throw 'em a $20.

don't feel like banging your wife? Call a mexican...he'll do it free. Don't matter what she looks like.

Wtf happened here?

Now that we have the passenger side covered, can we discuss the procedure for the driver's side?

CP is awesome sometimes isn't it?

And Exorter,

Henry Ford began MASS PRODUCTION of the Model T in 1908. Automobiles were being made prior to this as well.

Only in your self important "I went to mechanic's school" mind is the automotive industry considered in adolescence. Relative age to other industries doesn't mean shit. The actual activity determines where in the industry life cycle is a certain industry.

this place went to hell ever since they banned Short Leash Hootie

Screw that guy. He thought Michael Jordan was a great basketball player. We don't need people like that around here. We need people who still say that Jake Long was a better choice for the Dolphins than Matt Ryan would have been.

He must have never seen Kobe Bryant play...