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NY Giants select Justin Shorter, WR, Florida.
At this point gambling on upside. |
The Chicago Bears select Jason Poe, G, Mercer University.
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The Carolina Panthers select Tyquan Thornton, WR, Baylor
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Sorry guys, Tyreek news had me slackin today.
Updated the OP. |
Ryan Poles walks back onto the stage.
"With the 150th pick in the NFL draft..." He stares off into the distance. His gaze comes across that of Jerry Jones, and their eyes meet. Poles looks down at a crumpled sticky note in his hand, then looks back up at Jones. Jones begins nodding maniacally and mouthing "Do it. Do it." Poles takes a deep breath. "You know what? You know WHAT? Jerry Jones is RIGHT. With the 150th pick in the NFL draft, the Chicago Bears select Jeffrey Gunter, DEFENSIVE END, Coastal Carolina. Jones leaps to his feet, clapping furiously. Poles throws down his sports coat. "EDGE" is a stupid made-up term, and I refuse to use it any more!!!! He's an END, baby. A defensive END. Don't you dare put him on that board as an EDGE, Roger Goodell. You mother****ing bitch. I'll end you as quickly and easily as my good friend Duncan Idaho ends a Sardaukar! WHAT! WHAT!" The sticky note falls out of his pocket. As he walks away, Gunter picks it up and sees, written there, "Defensive End. No matter what." |
Nice EDGE selection there! ;)
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The Atlanta Falcons select Jack Sanborn, LB, Wisc.
Gunter was my pick there.. |
The Seattle Seahawks select Kevin Austin Jr, WR, Notre Dame
The Seattle Seahawks select Grant Calcaterra, TE, SMU |
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Then I took your guy Rasheed Walker and you took my guy Pierre Strong. So let’s say TB gives Denver a call and offers Kenneth and Rasheed Walker for Rhyan and Strong. Would you take that deal? So far that’s the only misstep I think I’ve made but getting Rasheed ‘fixed the glitch’ in my eyes. I think it’s largely 6 in one hand, half dozen in the other. |
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Well nevermind then. And yeah, I had the same thought you did - it probably wouldn't make sense for Denver because they have Williams and he and Walker would be very similar players whereas Strong is probably a better complement. So while I think it's largely a wash for the Bucs (even with Fournette coming back), I think it's probably a step back for Denver. |
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The Philadelphia Eagles select Tyler Allgeier, RB, BYU
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The Dallas Cowboys select Jelani Woods, TE, Virginia.
Meanwhile, in hell, Al Davis - buried in a pool of hair gel and constantly being choked by oversized gold chain, has a brief moment of clarity and ALMOST smiles as another workout warrior gets drafted. This brief moment of non-torment is quickly interrupted, however, when John Madden cannonballs into the tub of goo and smashes Davis to the bottom of it. |
Minnesota Vikings select Adam Anderson, LB, Georgia
Yep, that's right. Guy has a rape investigation on him. We're going to roll the dice anyway that law enforcement clears him. Without this on his record, guy could have been a 1st round pick. |
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