ChiefsPlanet - Chiefs Alex Smith did, does, and will always suck.

I want someone to truly define "clutch" and "choke" for me. Eli in his 1st Super Bowl threw a game ending, gimme INT to Asante Samuel who dropped it. Then Eli went on to become "super clutch."

Super Bowl #2 for Eli was delivered by a Wes Welker drop. "Super Clutch."

Tom Brady had a kicker who was kicking 45 yarders in an ice storm right down the pipe...TOM CLUTCH!

Peyton Manning once had a kicker who had a chance to send a playoff game into overtime push a 40 yarder about 40 yards right. PEYTON CHOKE!

Bill Parcells had his starting QB holding extra points. Dumb.

Choking and Clutch Play is 100% arbitrary and 100% biased on who people hate. This board hates Peyton and Romo...this board loves Brady. It's funny stuff.

NinerDoug

10-10-2013 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10070696)

6.5 YPA @ 58 percent

GREAT JOB ALEX

Well, for Fantasy Football, Alex sucks. Tony Romo is your man.

Hammock Parties

10-10-2013 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NinerDoug (Post 10070731)

Well, for Fantasy Football, Alex sucks. Tony Romo is your man.

He sucks for real football, too. Unless you have an elite defense. Then he'll herp derp his way into the playoffs and right out of 'em, too.

Sandy Vagina

10-10-2013 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10070734)

Then he'll herp derp his way into the playoffs and right out of 'em, too.

Another prognosticator playing with his crystal balls.

If your prediction comes to fruition, then that alone would be lots more than you deserved in the first place.

MTG#10

10-10-2013 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PH31LJ27JC25 (Post 10070729)

Welcome back. What took so long?

mattschiefs

10-10-2013 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10070734)

He sucks for real football, too. Unless you have an elite defense. Then he'll herp derp his way into the playoffs and right out of 'em, too.

He has this team 5-0

And in the 4th he has taken this team down for game winning/clinching drives

Yep horrible

NinerDoug

10-10-2013 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mattschiefs (Post 10070782)

He has this team 5-0

And in the 4th he has taken this team down for game winning/clinching drives

Yep horrible

Pssssst! That's not real football. Real football is the kind where you have a bunch of different players from different teams and you win or lose based on their stats. Ws and Ls in actual games don't count. They're not real.

ShowtimeSBMVP

10-10-2013 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10070734)

He sucks for real football, too. Unless you have an elite defense. Then he'll herp derp his way into the playoffs and right out of 'em, too.

Funny if it wasn't for 49ers ST in 2011 Alex Smith would be in the Superbowl.

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-10-2013 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mattschiefs (Post 10070782)

He has this team 5-0

And in the 4th he has taken this team down for game winning/clinching drives

Yep horrible

He does? Really?

Let's give him the Jets running game, and see how...He does with that.

ShowtimeSBMVP

10-10-2013 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10070830)

He does? Really?

Let's give him the Jets running game, and see how...He does with that.

Do you Geno lovers just make crap up or what? Jets have a better running game then the Chiefs this year. But let's not let facts get in your way.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/te...t/rushingYards

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-10-2013 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 10070834)

By TWO ****ING YARDS?????LMAO

mattschiefs

10-10-2013 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10070839)

By TWO ****ING YARDS?????LMAO

Then they are about even so ummmmmmmmmm he pretty much has the Jets running game

ShowtimeSBMVP