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Mr. Flopnuts 03-07-2009 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5562805)
Look, Ms. GoChiefs. It's not all about you.

I'm talking about women in a generic sense.

Women don't have a "type." That's how you see that ****ing supermodel married to Seal. Yeah, that's her type. Sure...

My guess is that he unfolds a 10 inch cock, and *that's* her type.

Along with that 10 figure bank account. 2 down and goin for the turkey.

DeezNutz 03-07-2009 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5562800)
Mer would be counter-production. He'd end up ****ed all the way into a monastery high in the himalayas, curled into a tight fetal ball, sobbing uncontrollably.

This is the end result, regardless.

This vision of a Tarzan chest thumping isn't going to happen. He'll be sucking his thumb, hoping for help.

keg in kc 03-07-2009 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5562815)
Along with that 10 figure bank account. 2 down and goin for the turkey.

Come on, I'm sure he's a nice guy.

DeezNutz 03-07-2009 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5562815)
Along with that 10 figure bank account. 2 down and goin for the turkey.

Yeah.

Probably the fact that he travels a lot, so she doesn't have to see his ass.

Mecca 03-07-2009 12:44 AM

Seal nothing is a chick getter like having a giant dent in your face.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-07-2009 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5562819)
Come on, I'm sure he's a nice guy.

The most famous line the guy is known for is you're never gonna survive unless you get a little crazy.

Real nice.

keg in kc 03-07-2009 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5562825)
Seal nothing is a chick getter like having a giant dent in your face.

It shows he has depth and character.

wutamess 03-07-2009 12:54 AM

So is tonight the night GoChiefs is to become a man?

Mecca 03-07-2009 12:56 AM

I don't think he'll ever be a man.

Delano 03-07-2009 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5562849)
I don't think he'll ever be a man.

By the end of the year. Write it down. Print it. DONE DEAL.

KcMizzou 03-07-2009 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5562809)
Ha I like Mer her attitude is great.

Agreed.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2009 12:58 AM

I actually agree with Delano.

In fact I'd say by the end of the month.

But for now I'm eating cookies and watching Magnolia. In my underwear.

KcMizzou 03-07-2009 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5562852)
By the end of the year. Write it down. Print it. DONE DEAL.

THE DEAL IS DONE!

Ok gang,

Mecca 03-07-2009 12:59 AM

Are you just going to finally suck it up and go to a whore house?

Hammock Parties 03-07-2009 01:00 AM

Never. Chicks find me attractive so there's no reason to.


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