Or a rallying cry for the next Women's March on DC! ROFL

This story "stinks" ROFL

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/21...two-weeks.html

Police: Tenants killed landlord, lived with body for two weeks

Clearwater police arrested two people Monday night after they found a 69-year-old woman dead inside a home.

The body of Mary Ring was found Monday morning at a home on Engman Street when police were called to the home for a welfare check.

Police arrested her tenants Lawrence Edward Cannon, 42, and Jennifer Elam, 44.

Police said they were both housemates with Ring. Investigators said Cannon told detectives he shot Ring in the early morning hours after the Super Bowl.

Officers believe Ring had been dead for about two weeks. During those two weeks, police say Elam and Cannon lived in the house with their landlord's dead body.

http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnew....jpg?ve=1&tl=1

Would with beer goggles

Cmon, who hasn't done that a time or 2?

They should have consulted Norman

Landlady must have been a Pats fan and Mr. Cannon could not deal with them winning yet again.

Dead for two weeks? Just how bad is the smell in that place to tolerate a dead body for two weeks?

Meth at its finest.

Maybe he was keeping her around in case he wanted to have a cold on once on a while.

FYP!

They look like they take an annual bath

A Fight Broke Out at Girl Scout Cookie Stand Proving We Can't Have Nice Things

Tensions can run high when you're looking to get your sugar rush, as was the case in Flagler County, Florida over the weekend. Two teenaged boys were arrested by local police after an altercation with a family selling Girl Scout Cookies at a stand outside of a Wal-Mart in the Palm Coast.

According to the police report and local news, the boys were looking to collect a $20 debt from one of the girls, but Scout leaders refused. They demanded to be paid in cookies instead—an alternative payment plan that an adult on the scene denied, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal.

So they knocked over the cookie stand, strewing tables and boxes of cookies around, which began a "large disturbance with the family." The interaction escalated into a full-on fistfight; another teenager driving by came to assist the mother of one of the Girl Scouts, and the father was taken to the hospital for a sprained neck and shoulder.

The two teens were ultimately charged with a total of four counts of battery and two counts of disorderly conduct, an outcome from the evening that proved to be far less than sweet.

http://time.com/4686036/girl-scout-c.../?xid=homepage

Dude got ****ed up by teenage boys? :shake:

I'll bet the dude pronounced Arabs as "A-Rabs."

A 64-year-old Florida man tried to set a convenience store on fire because he thought the owners were Muslim, St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara said.
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Richard L. Lloyd told deputies he wanted to "run the Arabs out of our country" so he pushed a dumpster in front of the Port St. Lucie store and set the contents on fire, Mascara said in a news release posted on Facebook.

Lloyd told detectives he assumed the owner was Muslim and that angered him because of "what they are doing in the Middle East," Mascara said.

"It's unfortunate that Mr. Lloyd made the assumption that the store owners were Arabic when, in fact, they are of Indian descent," Mascara said.

The sheriff said Lloyd's mental health will be evaluated and the state attorney's office will decide if this was a hate crime.

The fire at the Met Mart in Port St. Lucie was quickly put out Friday morning and did not cause much damage, Mascara said. The store was closed and protected by security shutters.

According to CNN affiliate WPEC, Lloyd told investigators he tried to buy a bottle of Tropicana orange pineapple juice at the store a few days ago but was told they didn't have any. He was also upset because he assumed the store employee was Muslim, WPEC said, citing the investigative report.

Lloyd told investigators he planned to burn the building because he "was doing his part for America," WPEC said.

When deputies arrived Friday morning and found the fire, a man in front of the store put his hands behind his back and told officers to "take me away," Mascara said.

Lloyd was charged with first-degree arson and booked into the St. Lucie County Jail in lieu of a $30,000 bond.

Link: http://www.kmbc.com/article/arson-su...f-says/9121945

Girl Uber driver picks up ride (girl) ends up taking her to her boyfriends apartment
Too long to post

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...f1e88aefd17f33

So women are allowed to assault men? No negative repercussions at all for that?